Ram Chandra ji keh gaye Siya se aisa kalyug aayega ... bhale bure ki jaanch bhi ek din humko credit card dilwayega ... kaho toh tumhare chehre ka badal de hum position ... yeh hai Bachchan Pandey ka Ganga kinare wala tashan

Phatte toh phatte par position na ghatte

Sooraj dhalne se pehle tumhare kadamon ke nishaan is gaon ki mitti se mitt jaane chahiye ... varna tum mitta diye jaoge

Kanoon hum mein phaasne ke liye rozana dus raaste banata hai ... aur hum usse nikalne ke liye sau raaste banate hai

Jab hum pehda hue the toh raat ke barah bajhe the ... aur raat ke barah bajhe sirf shaitan pehda hua karte hai

Jab time palti ho jaata hai na ... toh bete ko baap banne mein time nahi lagta

Arre ubalte hue chawal ke thande jhaag waale paani ... budhape mein uddiyan maarre kya?

Jab apun khada ... toh sarkar se bada!

Jab hum kisi ko retire karte hai toh woh seedha upar chala jaata hai

Upar waale se dua maango ki duniya mein joh bhi toofan aaye sar se guzar jaye tumhare ... lekin is aandhi se tumhara paala kabhi na padhe

Jab mazaa lena ho toh main logon ko bulata hoon ... jab khabar leni ho toh main logon tak jaata hoon

Mereko apna naam bahut bada karke janeka hai

Aisa haath maroonga ke munh mein jitna asli daant hai woh toh bahar gir jayega ... doobara nakli daant bhi fit nahi hoga

Tere shareer mein itna khoon nahi hoga ... jitna Ravikumar ek baar mein moot deta hai

Hamara ego hamare talent se bada hai

Pushpa ko national khiladi samjhe kya ... international hai

Pushpa sirf ek naam nahi hai ... Pushpa matlab brand

Pushpa, dhai akshar ... naam chota hai lekin sound bahut bada

Jab kaatne ki aukaad nahi ho na ... toh bhaukna bhi nahi chahiye

Sarkar do kisam ki hoti hai janaab ... ek woh jinhe hum chunte hai ... aur doosri joh humein chunti hai ... zara nazarein uthakar dekho ki kahan khade ho ... aur samjho ki yahan sarkar kiski chalti hai