Zindagi aur maut Waheguru ke haath mein hai ... aur mera Waheguru dushman ke saath nahin ... mere saath hai

Rab sabko same to same khushi nahi dete

Naag bola main bada main bada ... Shiv Shankar ke gale mein pada ... bakht bola tu kaise bada ... tere phan pe toh Kanhaiya khada

Na Hindu bura hai ... na hi Sikh, Isai, Musalman bura hai ... burai pe utar aaye woh insaan bura hai

Upar ke yamraj ko hukum dena padta ki woh kisi ki zindagi ko maut mein badal de ... lekin zameen ka yeh yamraj kisi ke hukum ka intezar nahi karta ... woh khud maut ka faisla karta hai

Humne koi dharam khata nahi khol rakha hai ... hum jab kuch deta hai toh uske badle mein kuch leta bhi hai

Sab sukh lahe tumhari sharna, tum rakshak kahu ko darna ... sankat hate mite sab peera, joh sumrai Hanumat balbeera

Namaaz jagah aur logon se nahi ... neeyat se padhi jaati hai

Chahe tere lab pe Waheguru da naam aave ya na aave ... lekin woh pal bhi ibadat da haunda hai jab tu kisi aur ke kaam aave

Jahan dharm hai na, wahan satya ke liye jagah nahi hai ... aur jahan satya hai truth hai, wahan dharm ki zaroorat hi nahi hai

Utha le re baba, utha le ... mereko nahi re, in dono ko utha le

Bhagwan jab apni mutthi mein chand ko chupata hai ... toh suraj nikalta hai

Devi ka prasad mandir mein milta hai ... garage mein nahin

Har yug mein paap ka anth karne ke liye ... eeshwar khud kisi roop mein dharti par aate hai

Jaise deewar pe bhagwan ka photo lagate hai na, taaki kauno moote nahi ... hum iyaan lagata hoon, taaki kauno peete nahi

Hum Bajrangbali ke bakht hai ... mar jayenge lekin jhoot nahi bolenge

Jaise ek bakht bhagwan ke bina adhoora hota hai ... waise hi bhagwan bhi ek sachche bakht ke bina adhoora hota hai

Chakli, chivda, gud papdi, samose ... mera toh sab ram bharose

Bhagwan se baat kare ka communication system ye gola ka ... total lul ho chuka hai

Naag devta mera physics bacha lena ... roz ek liter doodh bhijwaonga