Yeh khuda ke roop mein insaan hai ... yah insaan ke roop mein khuda

Is he a human in the guise of God ... or is he God in the guise of a human

Maa Sherawali ka haath hai mujhpar ... chahe saikadon dushman aa jaye zameen par ... ek ek ko zinda ghaad dega yeh himmatwala ... yahinpar

I have the hand of Goddess Durga on me ... even if scores of enemies come on this land ... this courageous will bury alive, each and every one of them ... right here

Bechkar imaan kamai daulat toh insaan kya ... namak khaya jis watan ka, ussi ka na hua toh Musalman kya

What good is a person who has made money by selling his honesty ... if you're not true to the country that gives you food, then you're not a Muslim

Usne rulaya hai ... wohi hasayega

God made me cry ... God will make me smile

Mazhab insaanon ke liye banta hai ... mazhab ke liye insaan nahi bante

Religion is made for humans ... human is not made for religion

Main sab dharmon ka aadhar karta hoon ... aur kisi bhi dharm mein maanta nahin

I respect all religions ... and don't believe in any religion

Aksar log mujhse poochte hai ki mera surname kya hai, jaati kya hai, dharam kya hai ... aur main unse muskurake kehta hoon ... ki is desh ke naam pe mere bauji ne mera naam Bharat rakha ... ab itne badhe naam ke aage jaati, dharam, surname lagake na toh apna aur na hi is desh ka maan kam kar sakta hoon

Often people ask me what's my surname, caste, religion ... and I smile and tell them that ... my father named me Bharat which is the name of our country ... now by adding my surname, caste, religion to my name, I can't reduce my pride nor that of my country

Ek Sikh savah lakh ke barabar hota hai

A Sikh person is equal to more than a lakh people

Naam roop ke bhed par kiya kabhi hai gaur ... naam mila kuch aur, shakal akal kuch aur ... agni raje bilkul thande, Shanti bhaiya chalaye dande ... poonch na peeche inch bhi naam phir bhi Hanuman, Arjunlal ke ghar mile na teer-kaman ... aur Moolchandji itne bhaari, darshan dete toot jaye kursi bechari

Have you ever thought about the differences between the name and the appearance ... the name describes something, and the body and mind describes something else ... like the fire is totally cold, and Shanti (peace) brother is using the sticks ... like there is not even an inch of a tail behind but the name is still is Hanuman, and like not finding a bow and arrow in Arjun's house ... also Mr. Moolchand is so heavy, that the poor chair breaks just by seeing him

Atma toh pehle hi kisi aur ki ho gayi hai ... reh gaya yeh shareer, isse bhagwan ko arpan kar dete hai

My soul is already someone else's ... whats left is this body, lets offer that to God

Jatt maraa tab jaanio jab terahvi ho le

Consider a Punjabi dead only after the 13th day of his death

Ravan ke saare paap karenge zero ... maryada purushottam hamare hero

He will turn the sins of Ravana into zero ... our great Lord Ram as a hero

Yeh Superman, Batman aur Spiderman ka baap malum hai kaun hai? ... Hanuman

Do you know who is the father of Superman, Batman and Spiderman? ... Hanuman

Tum sab wohi dance karoge joh pura India karta hai ... woh dance joh sab ko baanta nahi, kareeb lata hai ... woh dance jisse dekh ke chup chap baith nahi sakte, joh sabko nachane par majboor kar deta hai ... wohi dance joh saalon se karte aaye ho, hamesha karte ho, shaadion mein karte ho, India jab cricket match jeetta hai tab karte ho, Ganpati visarjan mein karte ho ... wohi ek dance discipline se nahi hota ... hota hai sirf dil se ... "ABCD" - Any Body Can Dance!

You all will do the dance that the entire India does ... the dance that doesn't divide you, but brings you closer ... the dance after watching which you can't sit quiet, and it compels everyone to dance ... the dance that you have been doing since years, the one that you always do, the one that you do in weddings, the one that you do when India wins a cricket match, the one that you do at Lord Ganesh immersion ... that one dance doesn't have any discipline ... it comes from the heart ... "ABCD" - Any Body Can Dance!

Jiske dil mein Ram base ho ... uske liye koi bhi cheez asambhav nahi hai

The one who has Lord Ram in his heart ... nothing is impossible for him

Joh Baba ki taraf ek kadam badata hai na ... Baba uski taraf dus kadam badate hai

The one who walks one step towards god ... Lord Sai Baba walks 10 steps towards him

Ishq jis mein basa nahi rehta ... aaise dil mein khuda nahi rehta

A person who doesn't have love within them ... God doesn't live in that heart

Bambai mein ek hi kaam ho riya ... khao vada pav, bhajjiya ... bolo Ganpati Bappa Morya

There is only one thing that is happening in Mumbai ... that is eat burgers and fritters ... and say God Ganesh is great

Khuda ke karam se, ishwar ki krupa se aur public ki demand se

By Gods grace, generosity and by public demand

Aaj ke is kalyug mein ... tumhara bhagwan bhi is shaitan se darta hai

In this modern era ... even your God is scared of this satan