Customer toh God hi hota hai ... lekin biwi na Mata Rani hoti hai

Izzat, zillat, shohrat, maut ... sab uske haath mein hai

Yeh sindoor bazar mein do paise mein zaroor milta hai ... lekin jab kisi aurat ki maang mein bhar diya jaata hai ... toh iski keemat bhagwan bhi nahi chuka sakta

Bhagwan chadawe se nahi ... chadane waale ki neeyat se khush hota hai

God samajhta main aapko ... magar aap toh godzilla nikle

Muddai lakh bura chahe to kya hota hai ... wohi hota hai joh manzoore khuda hota hai

Uparwaala jab bhi deta hai toh chappad phaad ke deta hai

Musalman ke yahan parvarish, Hinduon se dosti aur angrezon ke shaunk rahe hai mere

Insaan ki parak Hindu Musalman se nahi ... insaaniyat se hoti hai ... aur wohi sabse bada mazhab hai

Jako rakhe saiyan, maar sake na koi ... baal na baka kar sake, joh jag bairi hoye

Maine tumhe samjha tha badam, nikle moongphali ... ab bol Jai Bajrang Bali aur todh us tapori ki nali

Dene waala jab bhi deta hai ... sab kuch phad deta hai

Hamara Constitution karam pradhaan hai ... dharam pradhaan nahi

Jab khuda kisi ko banata hai na, toh us mein kuch khaas baat hoti hai ... lekin khuda ne Adaa ko banaya, issi liye ab woh khaas baat khuda mein hai

Hindustan mein ek-atees rajya hai, solah-sau-athara bhasha, che-hazar-char-sau jaatiyan aur che dharm hone ke bawajood ... Hindustan ek hai

God great nahi hai ... woh great hai apne manne waalon se, apne chahne waalon se

Is sansar mein koi kisi ka malik nahi aur koi kisi ka naukar nahi ... sabka malik ek hai woh upar waala ... hum sab ussi ke naukar hai

Agni ke phere lene se koi bhi pati parmeshwar nahi ho jaata hai ... puja karvani ho toh parmeshwar banke dikhana padta hai

Bhagwan ke saath khel, sentimental hai maaf kar dega ... bhai mental hai, cheerke rakh dega

Marzi ho toh sooli par chadana ya rab ... sau baar jahannam mein jalana ya rab ... lekin mashooq kahen aap hamare hai buzurg ... na cheez ko yeh din na dikhana ya rab