Main yeh nahi janta ki yeh kahan likha hai ... ki ek aurat mard se zyada pyar de sakti hai

Ladka hai, ladka hai Sir ... lekin Hindustani nahin hai

Mard ko dard nahi hota

Aurat pyar ke liye mard ke saath sooti hai aur mard soone ke liye pyar karta hai

Early to double bed and early to wake up fast ... makes a male mard hatta katta and oversmart

Shaadi mein sabse important cheez kya hoti hai ... maang bharna ... aur aadmiyon ka toh kaam hi hai aurat ki har maang bharna

Bande bike kyun chalate hai, macho dikhne ke liye ... jean kyun pehente hai, macho dikhne ke liye

Arre jab shakti, sampatti, sadbuddhi, yeh teeno hi auratein hai ... toh in mardon ko kis baat ka guroor

Jab aurat apni izzat bechne par aa jati hai ... toh phir woh kisi bhi aadmi ko khareed sakti hai

Har aadmi ka fundamental right hai hugte hue sochna

Ladke ne ladki ko do din hug nahi kiya toh problem ... hug kiya toh cheap ho rahe ho, itna bhi achcha nahi lagta

Shaadi shuda aadmi hamesha office ke liye late kyun ho rahe hote hai ... kyun ki joh time pe uthte hai woh baat karne mein late ho jaate hai ... aur joh samajhdar hai woh uthte hi late hai ... ki saala utho, tayaar ho aur bhaago

Agar shakal dekh ke ladkiyan shaadi karti na ... toh Hindustan mein aadhe ladke kanware hote

Aadmi hai na woh marne ke baad bhoot banta hai ... lekin aurat joh hai, woh chudeil ki chudeil hi rehti hai

Big man, strong man not making country strong ... woman strong, mother strong, sister strong then country strong

Har kamyaab aadmi ke peeche ek aurat ka haath hota hai ... kyun ki auratein nakamyaab aadmiyon ke peeche nahi bhaagti

Aap ek launda bata do hum mein duniya mein, ek launda ... jisne ladki ko dekh ke pehli bari mein bol diya ho ki matlab ... kya ladki hai na ... kaash yeh meri behen hoti

Ek mard pita banta hai bache ke pehda hone ke baad ... magar ek aurat tabhi maa banti hai jab bacha uske garb mein aata hai

Titanic mein nahin balki real life mein bhi ... doobte ladke hi hai

History is always written about men ... but not always made by them