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# 41
Main yeh nahi janta ki yeh kahan likha hai ... ki ek aurat mard se zyada pyar de sakti hai
I don't know where is it written ... that a woman can give more love than a man
# 42
Aurat pyar ke liye mard ke saath sooti hai aur mard soone ke liye pyar karta hai
A woman sleeps with a man for love and a man loves a woman to sleep with her
# 43
Early to double bed and early to wake up fast ... makes a male mard hatta katta and oversmart
Early to bed and early to rise ... makes a man strong and oversmart
# 44
Mard ko dard nahi hota
Real man doesn't feel any pain
# 45
Ladka hai, ladka hai Sir ... lekin Hindustani nahin hai
He is a boy, he is a boy Sir ... but not an Indian
# 46
Shaadi mein sabse important cheez kya hoti hai ... maang bharna ... aur aadmiyon ka toh kaam hi hai aurat ki har maang bharna
What's the most important thing in a marriage ... to fill vermilion in a women's hair parting ... and it's the duty of men to fulfill every desire of women
# 47
Jab aurat apni izzat bechne par aa jati hai ... toh phir woh kisi bhi aadmi ko khareed sakti hai
When a woman comes down to selling her respect ... then she can buy any man
# 48
Har aadmi ka fundamental right hai hugte hue sochna
It's the fundamental right of every man to think while he is doing potty
# 49
Ladke ne ladki ko do din hug nahi kiya toh problem ... hug kiya toh cheap ho rahe ho, itna bhi achcha nahi lagta
If a guy didn't hug the girl for two days then that's a problem ... and if he hugged then she says that you're being cheap, it doesn't look good
# 50
Bande bike kyun chalate hai, macho dikhne ke liye ... jean kyun pehente hai, macho dikhne ke liye
Why do guys ride a bike, to look macho ... why do they wear jeans, to look macho
# 51
Arre jab shakti, sampatti, sadbuddhi, yeh teeno hi auratein hai ... toh in mardon ko kis baat ka guroor
When women are the embodiment of all three, power, wealth and intelligence ... then what makes these men feel so superior
# 52
Shaadi shuda aadmi hamesha office ke liye late kyun ho rahe hote hai ... kyun ki joh time pe uthte hai woh baat karne mein late ho jaate hai ... aur joh samajhdar hai woh uthte hi late hai ... ki saala utho, tayaar ho aur bhaago
Why do married men are always running late for office ... because those who get up on time become late by talking ... and those who are smart get up late itself ... so that you get up, get ready and run
# 53
Agar shakal dekh ke ladkiyan shaadi karti na ... toh Hindustan mein aadhe ladke kanware hote
If girls would marry just by looking at the face ... then half the guys in India would be bachelors
# 54
Aadmi hai na woh marne ke baad bhoot banta hai ... lekin aurat joh hai, woh chudeil ki chudeil hi rehti hai
A man becomes a ghost after he dies ... but a woman, remains a bitch before and after death
# 55
Titanic mein nahin balki real life mein bhi ... doobte ladke hi hai
In Titanic and in real life also ... only men drown
# 56
Big man, strong man not making country strong ... woman strong, mother strong, sister strong then country strong
Big men and strong men don't make a country strong ... but strong women, strong mothers, strong sisters make a country strong
# 57
History is always written about men ... but not always made by them
History is always written about men ... but not always made by them
# 58
Aap ek launda bata do hum mein duniya mein, ek launda ... jisne ladki ko dekh ke pehli bari mein bol diya ho ki matlab ... kya ladki hai na ... kaash yeh meri behen hoti
Show me one guy in this world ... who when sees a girl for the first time and says that ... what a great girl is she ... I wish she was my sister
# 59
Har kamyaab aadmi ke peeche ek aurat ka haath hota hai ... kyun ki auratein nakamyaab aadmiyon ke peeche nahi bhaagti
Behind every successful man there is a woman ... because women don't run behind unsuccessful men
# 60
Bottle aur aadmi ka rishta pehda hone se lekar marne ke baad tak ka rehta hai ... pehda hone pe kaunsi bottle milti hai ... doodh ki ... uske baad school mein kaunsi bottle milti hai ... water bottle ... phir jawani mein beer bottle ... shaadi ke baad whiskey ki bottle ... aur marne ke baad gangajal ki bottle
The relationship of a bottle and a man exists from birth and lasts even beyond his death ... which bottle does he get when he is born ... milk bottle ... after that which bottle does he get in school ... water bottle ... then a beer bottle when he becomes young ... a whiskey bottle after he gets married ... and after death he gets the bottle of holy water
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