Main yeh nahi janta ki yeh kahan likha hai ... ki ek aurat mard se zyada pyar de sakti hai

I don't know where is it written ... that a woman can give more love than a man

Aap purush hi nahi ... mahapurush hai!

You are not a man ... you're a great man!

Joh aurat ki hifazat karta hai woh sirf pati ya aashiq nahi hota ... mard ka ek aur roop bhi hota hai ... jisse bhai kehte hai

The one who protects a woman is not only a husband or a lover ... a man has one more guise ... which we call as a brother

Shaadi mein sabse important cheez kya hoti hai ... maang bharna ... aur aadmiyon ka toh kaam hi hai aurat ki har maang bharna

What's the most important thing in a marriage ... to fill vermilion in a women's hair parting ... and it's the duty of men to fulfill every desire of women

Mard ke sar ke baal white ho sakte hai, lekin dil ke nahi

A man's hair on his head can turn white, but not the hair on his heart

Aurat pyar ke liye mard ke saath sooti hai aur mard soone ke liye pyar karta hai

A woman sleeps with a man for love and a man loves a woman to sleep with her

Bande bike kyun chalate hai, macho dikhne ke liye ... jean kyun pehente hai, macho dikhne ke liye

Why do guys ride a bike, to look macho ... why do they wear jeans, to look macho

Arre jab shakti, sampatti, sadbuddhi, yeh teeno hi auratein hai ... toh in mardon ko kis baat ka guroor

When women are the embodiment of all three, power, wealth and intelligence ... then what makes these men feel so superior

Shaadi shuda aadmi hamesha office ke liye late kyun ho rahe hote hai ... kyun ki joh time pe uthte hai woh baat karne mein late ho jaate hai ... aur joh samajhdar hai woh uthte hi late hai ... ki saala utho, tayaar ho aur bhaago

Why do married men are always running late for office ... because those who get up on time become late by talking ... and those who are smart get up late itself ... so that you get up, get ready and run

Jab aurat apni izzat bechne par aa jati hai ... toh phir woh kisi bhi aadmi ko khareed sakti hai

When a woman comes down to selling her respect ... then she can buy any man

Har aadmi ka fundamental right hai hugte hue sochna

It's the fundamental right of every man to think while he is doing potty

Ladke ne ladki ko do din hug nahi kiya toh problem ... hug kiya toh cheap ho rahe ho, itna bhi achcha nahi lagta

If a guy didn't hug the girl for two days then that's a problem ... and if he hugged then she says that you're being cheap, it doesn't look good

Agar shakal dekh ke ladkiyan shaadi karti na ... toh Hindustan mein aadhe ladke kanware hote

If girls would marry just by looking at the face ... then half the guys in India would be bachelors

Ek mard pita banta hai bache ke pehda hone ke baad ... magar ek aurat tabhi maa banti hai jab bacha uske garb mein aata hai

A man becomes a father after the child is born ... but a woman becomes a mother right when the child is conceived in her womb

Telephone uthakar khamosh rehna mardo ka kaam nahi hai

Staying quiet after picking up the telephone is not the work of men

Aadmi hai na woh marne ke baad bhoot banta hai ... lekin aurat joh hai, woh chudeil ki chudeil hi rehti hai

A man becomes a ghost after he dies ... but a woman, remains a bitch before and after death

Daulat, izzat, shohrat ke samne hum aadmi bhale hi jhuk jaye ... par kehte hai ek aurat ka dil kabhi nahi jhukta

We men bow down in front of money, respect, wealth ... but it is said that a woman's heart never bows down

Big man, strong man not making country strong ... woman strong, mother strong, sister strong then country strong

Big men and strong men don't make a country strong ... but strong women, strong mothers, strong sisters make a country strong

Bottle aur aadmi ka rishta pehda hone se lekar marne ke baad tak ka rehta hai ... pehda hone pe kaunsi bottle milti hai ... doodh ki ... uske baad school mein kaunsi bottle milti hai ... water bottle ... phir jawani mein beer bottle ... shaadi ke baad whiskey ki bottle ... aur marne ke baad gangajal ki bottle

The relationship of a bottle and a man exists from birth and lasts even beyond his death ... which bottle does he get when he is born ... milk bottle ... after that which bottle does he get in school ... water bottle ... then a beer bottle when he becomes young ... a whiskey bottle after he gets married ... and after death he gets the bottle of holy water

Behind every successful man there is a woman ... true ... but koi yeh nahi batata ki behind every unsuccessful man also there is a woman

Behind every successful man there is a woman ... true ... but no one tells you that behind every unsuccessful man also there is a woman