I had dreamt that ... after getting married I'll go to Switzerland for a honeymoon ... but now in my life there is no switzer, there is no land, there is no honey, there is no moon

Neither there will be a bamboo, nor there will be a shelter ... neither there will be a tent, nor there will be any engagement

The love after marriage is much more deeper

Everyone was behind getting me married, as if India's GDP (Gross Domestic Product) is dependent on my marriage

People say that responsibilities increase after marriage ... but the real responsibilities increase after a divorce ... and bloody no one says that

When a heart gets married to a heart ... then in that you don't need guests nor anything else ... in that there is a wedding procession of wishes and happiness

Gifts are accepted ... but the wedding necklace is adopted

Who is the one who has removed the ornament of motherly love from my mother's neck and instead put on the thread of marriage with his name ... who is the one for whom my mother keeps the Karva Chauth (auspicious) fast for his long life ... who is the one who is flourishing as love in my mother's heart and as hatred in my heart?

In India there are only 3 things that are a hit ... films, cricket and weddings

Being married is a very tough thing ... it's tough like living in a cave of a vegetarian tigress ... she won't eat you because she's vegetarian ... but she'll keep roaring and scaring you ... oow, oow

No commitment, only entertainment ... no marriage, only night ... no wedding necklace, only kamasutra

A bride should be one who is loved by her groom ... and one who brings dowry with her

I won't raise my hand on your honour ... but it's my wish to make you wear a wedding necklace

You will never be born in this world ... because I won't get married, so how will you be born?

We understand life much better now ... and we'll marry only a poor person

Mom and dad are getting me married ... the guy's family is coming to my house on Sunday ... you also come in my wedding procession ... bring some lovely gift ... and don't hurt my heart

Happily married? ... either a man can be happy or married ... both things can't happen together ... impossible

Marriage is like a mango ... if it ripes before time then later instead of pulp you have to make pickle

Marriage is like a sandal ... if it tears beforehand then later it can only be useful for beating

Never marry the person whom you love ... instead marry the person who loves you