Sab meri shaadi ke peeche aise padhe huye the, jaise India ka GDP meri shaadi pe depend karta hai
Ayushmann Khurrana
Gareeb ki beti jis pal bhoj ban jaati hai na ... usse rukhsat kar dete hai
Amjad Khan
Shaadi ke bagair aadmi adhoora hota hai ... aur phir poora ho jaata hai
Satish Shah
Shaadi saath janamon ka bandhan hota hai ... maine toh apni galatiyon ka quota aadhe janam mein hi poora kar diya ... bas ab baki ke sade-che janam sirf tumhe pyar dena chahta hoon
Arshad Warsi
Yeh hi Mama Banarasi ka dhanda hai ... gale mein samasya ka phanda hai ... magar Mama Banarasi kaatte hai aur shaadi byah ke rishtey ko prasad ke ladoo ki tarah baantte hai
Kader Khan
Begani shaadi mein Abdullah deewana ... begane shootout mein jaan mat gawana
Sunil Shetty
Na rahega bambu, na rahega tambu ... na rahega tent, aur na hogi engagement
Govinda
Jabse huyi hai shaadi, aasoon baha raha hoon ... aafat gale padi hai, usko nibha raha hoon
Paintal
Insaan jab gunaah karta hai toh sazaa sirf ussi ko milti hai ... lekin jab woh shaadi karta hai, toh uska asar sare ghar par hota hai ... chahe woh acha ho, chahe bura
Rajesh Khanna
Insaan ya toh shaadi-shuda ho sakta hai ya toh khushal ho sakta hai ... dono kabhi nahi ho sakta hai
Varun Dhawan
Marriage with Om was like the 5 rings ... pehle engagement ring, phir wedding ring, then suffering, then enduring and finally torturing
Unknown
No commitment, only entertainment ... no suhaag, only raat ... no mangalsutra, only kamasutra
Tusshar Kapoor
Isse pehle ki rab ne bana di jodi ... chadh lo do ya teen aur ghodi
Choriyon ko jahan bhi proposal ka andesha ho ... unhe do hi jagah nazar aati hai ... courtroom aur washroom ... courtroom se shaadi ho jaati hai aur washroom se azaadi
Kis lallu se meri behen ne pallu bandha ... ek number ke ullu se ghar waalon ne rishta maanga
Bacha tha ek hi dost, uski bhi ho rahi hai shaadi ... yahan har mandap se ladki bhaagti hai, isse kehte hai barbaadi
Baandha na mangalsutra maine kabhi kisi ko ... tum ghabrao ya chillao, baandhonga main tumhi ko
You're like if Rajinikanth, Jackie Chan ke saath shaadi karta ... aur uska joh beta hota na woh James Bond ke saath shaadi karta ... toh uska joh beta hota na tu usse bhi bada player hota
Kothe ki santan sirf ek raat ke liye dulhan banti hai ... umar bhar ke liye nahi ... woh daulat ke tarazu mein tulkar apni nath utarwaati hai ... byah karke suhagraat nahi manati
Har aadmi ko ek baar shaadi zaroor karni chahiye ... kyun ki har shaadi-shuda aadmi seedha swarg mein jaata hai ... (kaise) ... kyun ki narak se toh woh guzar chuka hota hai
Sanjay Suri
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