Every father of a daughter thinks that his son-in-law will be like a diamond ... but you turned out to be a Kohinoor diamond who has slept with, who knows how many girls and how many times wearing Kohinoor condoms

Don't make noise ... or else I'll make you stand

He does the business of selling washing powder and he loves married women

You need a gun for that (making love) and no talent ... and Guddu's gun is pure gold

This person standing in the paling is such a husband ... who if had the control then he would have given his wife a copy of the Kamasutra on their wedding day, and not a wedding necklace ... who wishes that his wife reads a lesson of erotica every morning, and not a lesson of Ramayana

Baywatch in the house and gaywatch in the disco

I have only one fundamental in life ... east or west, sex is the best

After tonight when the morning sun rises ... then looking at the wrinkles on our bed it will hide it's face in the clouds

When do bodies connect then with the fire of emotions ... the embers of love rise and touch the sky

Once a man hangs up then forget a female ... he is not even fit for an e-mail

Men ... the smaller their heart is, that much smaller their mind is ... and that much smaller is everything else

Whether it is the sister of a king or the daughter of a beggar ... there comes a day when she comes to a man to blow the whistle

In search for work we used to go to Page 3 parties with a lot of hopes ... and that's why we have come here today with our ass

It has different flavors, strawberry pistachio and banana ... if you want to buy milk, then buy Lele milk

Your hair of mustache is not even out, and you've already started bastardness

Sex after love is spiritual ... and love after sex is cheating

Cheap alcohol and cheap sex always causes harm

It's different when you're young ... if you throw something up in the air then it comes down ... but in old age the stuff that's down, doesn't even go up

Blaiming the apple as false sex addicts is just an excuse ... since the national fruit of the entire world is a banana

This quality of yours has touched my heart ... that you didn't touch me