Ab kisi ka bhi nahi hoga baal baanka ... bachenge kaki aur kaka ... sabki maa ka Saki Naka

Maa ki kirkiri ... baigan mein mila diya re tu meri izzat ko!

Tum log suno-gay ... toh hairan ho jao-gay ... pata nahi kya socho-gay ... kya samajho-gay ... aur mere liye kya kaho-gay

Raat ko halwa khakar karenge jalwa ... aur raat ko phir ice-cream khakar ... I scream then you scream

Yeh badi badi aankhen, yeh rasile honth, yeh gora gora rang ... jism hai ki samundar ki leheren ... yahan uthti hui, yahan girti hui, yahan uthti hui, yahan girti hui ... jee chahta hai bas dekhta hi rahoon

Ungli galat hai ... lekin bhavna wohi hai

Age se kya karna hai ... jab mileage strong hai

Na mili koi beautiful chick ... toh chalega koi bhi Tom, Harry ya Dick

Ek thi Rajesh Khanna ki "Haathi Mere Saathi" ... aur ek meri hai haath hi mere saathi

Yeh jawani mein na hormones bade harmonium bajate hai

No licky, no sucky, no love you long time ... only looky

Saanson ki garmi mein mohabbat ubaal de ... arre ek chumma idhar bhi toh uchaal de ... kaun jaane kal aaye na aaye ... saara pani mohabbat mein aaj hi nikaal de

Ek baar joh maine commitment de di ... toh yeh meri bhi nahi sunta

Har beti ka baap yeh sochta hai ki uska damaad heera niklega ... lekin tu toh woh Kohinoor hai jisne pata nahi kin kinke saath kitni baar Kohinoor istamaal kiya hoga

Shor mat karo ... varna khada kar doongi

Uske liye ghun nahi gun ki zaroorat hoti hai ... aur Guddu ki gun khara sona hai

Apna toh life ka funda hi ek hai ... east or west, sex is the best

Aaj raat ke baad jab subah ka suraj niklega ... toh hamare bistar ki shikan ko dekhkar badalon mein mooh chupa lega

Jab do jism milte hai toh jazbaat ki aag se ... mohabbat ke sholay uthkar aasmaan ko chu lete hai

Badshah ki behen ho ya fakir ki beti ... ek na ek din aati hai mard ke neeche bajane ke liye seeti