Alag alag hai swad iske, strawberry pista aur kele ... dhood hi lena hai toh lele, dhood Lele

Mooch ka baal nikla nahi, shuru ho gaya haram kaari karne

Yeh jawani mein na hormones bade harmonium bajate hai

Sasti sharaab aur sasta sex nuksaan hi karta hai guru

Jawani mein alag hota hai ... vastu aasmaan mein pheko neeche aa jaati hai ... par bhudape mein neeche ki vastu upar nahi jaati

Abhe Pandu with a "G"

Jhoote sex addicts bankar apple ko dosh dena toh sirf ek bahana hai ... kyun ki poori duniya ka national fruit toh ullu banana hai

Aapki yeh-ich baat ne na mere dil ko touch kiya hai ... ki aapne mereko touch nahi kiya karke

Golf mein stick mazboot honi chahiye aur nishana sateek ... taaki ball seedha hole mein jaaye

Tum jeeyo hazaron saal aur saal ke din ho pachaas hazar ... aur raatein ho ek lakh pachaas hazar

Film mein location hi location hai, situation hai hi nahi ... film mein star hi star hai, story hai hi nahi ... film mein action hi action hai, bomb hi bomb hai ... sex aur comedy kam hai

Mere bedroom ka darwaza bhi meri tarah romantic hai ... ladki andar aa jaye aur jab tak romance poora na ho ... tab tak khulta hi nahi hai

Abhe tu chal ... bavasir ka phoda!

Jab koi jawan ladki saath mein ho toh veerane mein hi mazaa aata hai, darling

First jump and then pump

Woh apne washing powder ki tarah ... apni chikni chupdi baaton se bholi bhali ladkiyon ko pehle bhigota hai ... phir unhe nichhodta hai ... aur phir unhe sookhe kapde ki tarah taar par taangkar chala jaata hai

Patli ho ya moti ... poori janta mooh se lagayegi aapki goti

Phukhat ke chaiyan, phukat ke cigarettan, phukat ke samosa khake ... angrezon ke baare mein socho bole toh tum logan kya karre re ... kya samjhe re tum logan mereku ... maa-ki-kirkiri!

Ab aap mujhe disbar kijiye, phansi pe chadaiye, ya goli maar dijiye ... par ek baat meri dhyaan se sun lijiyega ... get the f*ck out of my country