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# 381

Alag alag hai swad iske, strawberry pista aur kele ... dhood hi lena hai toh lele, dhood Lele


It has different flavors, strawberry pistachio and banana ... if you want to buy milk, then buy Lele milk

# 382

Mooch ka baal nikla nahi, shuru ho gaya haram kaari karne


Your hair of mustache is not even out, and you've already started bastardness

# 383

Yeh jawani mein na hormones bade harmonium bajate hai


The hormones in youth play quite a harmonium

# 384

Sasti sharaab aur sasta sex nuksaan hi karta hai guru


Cheap alcohol and cheap sex always causes harm

# 385

Jawani mein alag hota hai ... vastu aasmaan mein pheko neeche aa jaati hai ... par bhudape mein neeche ki vastu upar nahi jaati


It's different when you're young ... if you throw something up in the air then it comes down ... but in old age the stuff that's down, doesn't even go up

# 386

Abhe Pandu with a "G"


Hey you a**hole

# 387

Jhoote sex addicts bankar apple ko dosh dena toh sirf ek bahana hai ... kyun ki poori duniya ka national fruit toh ullu banana hai


Blaiming the apple as false sex addicts is just an excuse ... since the national fruit of the entire world is a banana

# 388

Aapki yeh-ich baat ne na mere dil ko touch kiya hai ... ki aapne mereko touch nahi kiya karke


This quality of yours has touched my heart ... that you didn't touch me

# 389

Golf mein stick mazboot honi chahiye aur nishana sateek ... taaki ball seedha hole mein jaaye


In golf the stick must be strong and the aim must be straight ... so that the ball goes directly in the hole

# 390

Tum jeeyo hazaron saal aur saal ke din ho pachaas hazar ... aur raatein ho ek lakh pachaas hazar


May you live a 1000 years and may every year have 50,000 days ... and may every year have 150,000 nights

# 391

Film mein location hi location hai, situation hai hi nahi ... film mein star hi star hai, story hai hi nahi ... film mein action hi action hai, bomb hi bomb hai ... sex aur comedy kam hai


There are only locations in the film, not a situation ... there are only stars in the film, not a story ... there is only action and bombs in the film ... and hardly any sex and comedy

# 392

Mere bedroom ka darwaza bhi meri tarah romantic hai ... ladki andar aa jaye aur jab tak romance poora na ho ... tab tak khulta hi nahi hai


The door of my bedroom is romantic like me ... once a girl comes in and till the romance is not over ... it doesn't open until then

# 393

Abhe tu chal ... bavasir ka phoda!


Move on ... you boil from piles!

# 394

Jab koi jawan ladki saath mein ho toh veerane mein hi mazaa aata hai, darling


Darling, when a young girl is together then the fun only comes in a deserted place

# 395

First jump and then pump


First jump and then pump

# 396

Woh apne washing powder ki tarah ... apni chikni chupdi baaton se bholi bhali ladkiyon ko pehle bhigota hai ... phir unhe nichhodta hai ... aur phir unhe sookhe kapde ki tarah taar par taangkar chala jaata hai


Just like his washing powder ... first he drenches innocent girls with his smooth talks ... then he squeezes them ... and then he hangs them for drying and leaves

# 397

Patli ho ya moti ... poori janta mooh se lagayegi aapki goti


Be it slim or fat ... the whole world will kiss your marbles

# 398

Phukhat ke chaiyan, phukat ke cigarettan, phukat ke samosa khake ... angrezon ke baare mein socho bole toh tum logan kya karre re ... kya samjhe re tum logan mereku ... maa-ki-kirkiri!


You guys after having free teas, free cigarettes, free samosas ... are simply doing nothing to think about the foreigners ... what do you think I am ... you pain in the ass!

# 399

Ab aap mujhe disbar kijiye, phansi pe chadaiye, ya goli maar dijiye ... par ek baat meri dhyaan se sun lijiyega ... get the f*ck out of my country


Now you can disbar me, hang me to death, or shoot me with a bullet ... but listen to one thing of mine very carefully ... get the f*ck out of my country

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