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# 381
Kaam ke chakkar mein hum log Page 3 parties mein badi aash lekar jaate the ... aur issi liye aaj bhi hum yahan apni apni ass lekar aaye hai
In search for work we used to go to Page 3 parties with a lot of hopes ... and that's why we have come here today with our ass

Kyaa Super Kool Hain Hum

Tusshar Kapoor

Adult•Comedy
4
# 382
Alag alag hai swad iske, strawberry pista aur kele ... dhood hi lena hai toh lele, dhood Lele
It has different flavors, strawberry pistachio and banana ... if you want to buy milk, then buy Lele milk

Masti

Unknown

Food & Drinks•Comedy•Adult
Play Video
4
# 383
Mooch ka baal nikla nahi, shuru ho gaya haram kaari karne
Your hair of mustache is not even out, and you've already started bastardness

Inquilaab

Amitabh Bachchan

Adult•Comedy
4
# 384
Sasti sharaab aur sasta sex nuksaan hi karta hai guru
Cheap alcohol and cheap sex always causes harm

Milan Talkies

Unknown

Food & Drinks•Adult
3
# 385
Jawani mein alag hota hai ... vastu aasmaan mein pheko neeche aa jaati hai ... par bhudape mein neeche ki vastu upar nahi jaati
It's different when you're young ... if you throw something up in the air then it comes down ... but in old age the stuff that's down, doesn't even go up

Aa Gaya Hero

Makrand Deshpande

Adult
3
# 386
Abhe Pandu with a "G"
Hey you a**hole

Great Grand Masti

Vivek Oberoi

Adult
3
# 387
Jhoote sex addicts bankar apple ko dosh dena toh sirf ek bahana hai ... kyun ki poori duniya ka national fruit toh ullu banana hai
Blaiming the apple as false sex addicts is just an excuse ... since the national fruit of the entire world is a banana

Mastizaade

Vir Das

Adult•Food & Drinks
3
# 388
Aapki yeh-ich baat ne na mere dil ko touch kiya hai ... ki aapne mereko touch nahi kiya karke
This quality of yours has touched my heart ... that you didn't touch me

Love Shagun

Unknown

Adult•Comedy
3
# 389
Golf mein stick mazboot honi chahiye aur nishana sateek ... taaki ball seedha hole mein jaaye
In golf the stick must be strong and the aim must be straight ... so that the ball goes directly in the hole

Gang of Ghosts

Unknown

Sports & Games•Adult
Play Video
3
# 390
Tum jeeyo hazaron saal aur saal ke din ho pachaas hazar ... aur raatein ho ek lakh pachaas hazar
May you live a 1000 years and may every year have 50,000 days ... and may every year have 150,000 nights

Padmashree Laloo Prasad Yadav

Sunil Shetty

Adult•Comedy
3
# 391
Film mein location hi location hai, situation hai hi nahi ... film mein star hi star hai, story hai hi nahi ... film mein action hi action hai, bomb hi bomb hai ... sex aur comedy kam hai
There are only locations in the film, not a situation ... there are only stars in the film, not a story ... there is only action and bombs in the film ... and hardly any sex and comedy

Mere Dost Picture Abhi Baki Hai

Rakesh Bedi

Comedy•Action•Adult
3
# 392
Mere bedroom ka darwaza bhi meri tarah romantic hai ... ladki andar aa jaye aur jab tak romance poora na ho ... tab tak khulta hi nahi hai
The door of my bedroom is romantic like me ... once a girl comes in and till the romance is not over ... it doesn't open until then

Insaaf Ki Devi

Shakti Kapoor

Romance•Adult•Comedy
3
# 393
Abhe tu chal ... bavasir ka phoda!
Move on ... you boil from piles!

Bheja Fry

Vinay Pathak

Comedy•Adult
3
# 394
Jab koi jawan ladki saath mein ho toh veerane mein hi mazaa aata hai, darling
Darling, when a young girl is together then the fun only comes in a deserted place

Jaanam Samjha Karo

Unknown

Adult•Comedy
3
# 395
First jump and then pump
First jump and then pump

Hyderabad Blues

Unknown

Adult•Comedy
3
# 396
Woh apne washing powder ki tarah ... apni chikni chupdi baaton se bholi bhali ladkiyon ko pehle bhigota hai ... phir unhe nichhodta hai ... aur phir unhe sookhe kapde ki tarah taar par taangkar chala jaata hai
Just like his washing powder ... first he drenches innocent girls with his smooth talks ... then he squeezes them ... and then he hangs them for drying and leaves

Guddu Ki Gun

Unknown

Adult
2
# 397
Patli ho ya moti ... poori janta mooh se lagayegi aapki goti
Be it slim or fat ... the whole world will kiss your marbles

Mastizaade

Vir Das

Adult•Comedy
2
# 398
Phukhat ke chaiyan, phukat ke cigarettan, phukat ke samosa khake ... angrezon ke baare mein socho bole toh tum logan kya karre re ... kya samjhe re tum logan mereku ... maa-ki-kirkiri!
You guys after having free teas, free cigarettes, free samosas ... are simply doing nothing to think about the foreigners ... what do you think I am ... you pain in the ass!

The Angrez

Unknown

Food & Drinks•Adult•Comedy
2
# 399
Aapke recline hote hi, kuch incline ho gaya
As soon as you reclined, something else got inclined

Mastiii 4

Vivek Oberoi

Adult•Comedy
0
# 400
Itihaas gawah hai ... jab bhi shaadi-shuda mard ka biwi se focus hata hai ... sausage katta hai
History is witness to this ... whenever a married man's focus shifts away from his wife ... his sausage gets chopped

Mastiii 4

Vivek Oberoi

Adult•Husband & Wife
0
Songs - Adult
Saari Duniya Mere Ispe
Saari Duniya Mere Ispe
Loot
 Rukmani Rukmani
Rukmani Rukmani
Roja
 Rom Rom Romantic
Rom Rom Romantic
Mastizaade
 Kiss Me Baby
Kiss Me Baby
Garam Masala
 Daddy Mummy
Daddy Mummy
Bhaag Johnny
I Wanna Make Love To You
Aitraaz
 Husn Ke Lakhon Rang
Husn Ke Lakhon Rang
Johny Mera Naam
 The Hook Up Song
The Hook Up Song
Student Of The Year 2
F For Fyaar
Manmarziyaan
 Hunter
Hunter
Gangs Of Wasseypur

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