Tum logon ke saath soti ho aur main logon ko sulata hoon

Tune bahut badi bhool ki hai ... jiska afsoos karne ke liye tu zinda nahi rahega

Tees din hai tumhare paas ... ek-a-tees ve din mein agar tum is shehar ki hadh mein bhi nazar aaye ... toh duniya ki hadh se bahar nikaal kar phenk doonga

Dekhne mein bewda, bhagne mein ghoda aur maarne mein hatauda

Party Pathaan ke ghar pe rakhoge ... toh mehman nawazi ke liye Pathaan toh aayega ... aur patake bhi layega

Jis goli se tu marega uske upar aisa bade mein likha hoinga ... Made in India

Bewajah kisi ko phodne ka nahi ... par agla na maane ... toh phir usko chhodne ka nahi

Jahan se bhi pakadta hoon ... paanch ser gosht nikaal leta hoon

Bomb ke liye atom bomb ... maarta hoon zyada, darata hoon kam

Sardar jab dushman ko pakad leta hai na ... toh uski haddiyan tad-tadane lagti hai

Neeche waali jab leti hai na ... toh patloon phad ke leti hai

Jis din hamara sar ghum gaya na ... toh yahan par kabristan hi kabristan honge

Tune Maryam ka daaman aur Sita ki gaud dekhi hai ... Durga aur Kali roop nahi dekha

Do-sau-che type ka sirf haddi hai ... todhne ke time apun log sochte they kya

Aaj meri paghdi bhi kesari ... joh bahega mera lahu bhi kesari ... aur mera jawab bhi kesari

Tujh jaise third class aadmi ke liye ... third degree treatment ki zaroorat hai

Uska toh main aisa hashar karoonga ... ki sunne waalo ki rooh kaanp uthegi

Main maaronga ... toh mar jayega

Meri unglioon ki raftar ... tumhare pairoon ki raftar se zyada tezz hai

Meri maa kehti hai khate waqt roti aur maarte waqt bandhe ginna ... bahut buri baat hai