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Toh Dishoom

Dishoom
Lyrics Translation
Mujhe yaad hai woh baatein mere bachpan kiI still remember my childhood days
Daddy kehte the khota sikka chalega nahiMy dad used to say I was useless like a fake coin
Mummy pyar se khilati daal, chaawal aur dahiMy mom fed me rice, lentils and curd with love
Maa ke haathon ka woh jaadu five star mein nahiThe magic of mom's food can't be found in a 5-star hotel
Mar marke mili college degreeI barely got a college degree
Meri job ek tragedy, hai joke salaryMy job is a tragedy, my salary is a joke
Ek ladki mili thi woh bhi dump kar gayiI had found a girl but she also dumped me
Dump hone ko baitha hoon koi mile toh sahiI'm just sitting here ready to get dumped again


O ho banda seedha rab da mainI'm a straightforward man of God
Ditto tere warga mainI'm just like you are
Kaam ghalat koi karda teIf someone does something evil
Phir na usko chhadta mainThen I don't spare them


Kisi ladki ko chhede koiIf you'll tease a girl
Toh dishoomThen I'll punch you
Kare cheating aur khele koiIf you cheat and play
Toh dishoomThen I'll punch you
Mere India ko bura kahaIf you call my India as bad
Toh dishoomThen I'll punch you
Jana Gana pe na khada huaIf you don't stand for the national anthem
Toh dishoomThen I'll punch you
Toh dishoom, toh dishoom, toh dishoomThen I'll punch you


Bathroom mein Kishore-da ke gaane gaata hoonI sing Kishore Kumar songs in the bathroom
Katy Perry ki mein photo sang leke nahata hoonI shower with a photo of Katy Perry
Mere aaju baaju bikini mein babes nachdiBabes in bikini dance near me
But life koi Honey Singh ka video nahiBut life is not a Honey Singh's video
Din ko main chahe jitna bhi hero hota hoonNo matter how big a hero I am during the day
Raat ko takiye ki jhappi leke sota hoonIn the night I sleep hugging a pillow
Kabhi kabhi kisi party mein zyada ho gayiIf I get high in a party
Toh yaad karke purani baatein khoob rota hoonThen I remember the old days and cry a lot


O ho banda seedha rab da mainI'm a straightforward man of God
Ditto tere warga mainI'm just like you are
Ek waari hath phad laan taanIf I catch hold of a hand once
Phir kadi nahi chhadta mainThen I never let it go


Ram Rahim ladaye koiIf you make people fight for religion
Toh dishoomThen I'll punch you
Chote bachon ko daraye koiIf you scare small children
Toh dishoomThen I'll punch you
Nasha karke joh aaye koiIf you take drugs
Toh dishoomThen I'll punch you
Mere bhai ko sataye koiIf you trouble my brother
Toh dishoomThen I'll punch you
Toh dishoom, toh dishoom, toh dishoomThen I'll punch you


Kabhi na karoon main kaam koi aisaI'll never do something
Ke jis se jhuke meri gardanWhich will make my head bow down
Jeeta hoon, jeeta hoon, papa se seekha hoonI've learnt from my dad to live life
Mujhpe kuch hai burden, jaise hardamThere is like always a burden on me
Ghar chalana hai jaise ya taiseWe have to run the house no matter what
Chote sapno ke liye jodhon paise kaise kaiseI collected money for my small dreams
Arre kaise kaise kaam kare taaki naam baneI did all kinds of work to become famous
Duniya dekh ke mujhko bhaijaan ram ram kareThe world respects me when they see me
Par dhyan rahe mujhko kabhi na chhednaBut remember, don't you ever tease me
Dene mein ik dishoom mujhko lagegi der naI won't hesitate to smash a punch


O ho banda seedha rab da mainI'm a straightforward man of God
Ditto tere warga mainI'm just like you are
Kaam ghalat koi karda teIf someone does something evil
Phir na usko chhadta mainThen I don't spare them


Khud apni badhai kariIf you praise yourself
Toh dishoomThen I'll punch you
Ratta maar ke padhai kariIf you simply mug up and learn
Toh dishoomThen I'll punch you
Rishwat leke kaam kiyaIf you take a bribe
Toh dishoomThen I'll punch you
Raste pe traffic jam kiyaIf you cause a traffic jam on the road
Toh dishoomThen I'll punch you
Public bhadkaye koiIf you provoke people
Toh dishoomThen I'll punch you
Meri bandi ko pataaye koiIf you hit on my girlfriend
Toh dishoomThen I'll punch you
Chalu picture mein phone bajaIf your phone rings in a movie
Toh dishoomThen I'll punch you
Gaana sunke na aaya mazaaIf you listen to the song and don't like it
Toh dishoomThen I'll punch you
Toh dishoom, toh dishoom, toh dishoomThen I'll punch you
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