Khel khatam, paisa hazam ... sudar gaya khasam, khake kasam

Agar Priya Mercedes hai toh tu Maruti ... agar Priya Boeing hai toh tu bhail-gadi ... agar Priya Kohinoor ka heera hai toh tu Kohinoor ka basmati chawal ... agar Priya kabil hai toh tu Kabuli chana

Jab shareer, dil aur dimaag mujhse kehte hai ... bas bhai, no more ... toh main kehta hoon, bring it on

Vyavastha mein kami kaam ke class ko gira deti hai ... aur hum class aur mass, dono ke liye kaam karte hai

Pindari ka haath ... haath nahi loha hota hai

Tum darr se bhaagogi, darr tumhare peeche bhaagega ... aur tumhe daboch lega ... usse behtar yeh hai ke tum darr ke peeche lapko aur darr ko bhagao

Jis din main baap ban gaya na ... main apne bachche se chun chun ke gin gin ke badle loonga

Do Hindustani picturon ki poster deewar pe tangane se koi Hindustani nahi banta ... Hindustani woh hota hai joh apna ghar jalakar doosro ko dabishta hai

Bina kuch kiye lene ke dene padh rahe hai ... agar kuch by chance kar liye toh lene aur dene dono padh jayenge

Style sikhaya ja sakta hai ... saadgi yah simplicity nahi

Ek kahani khatam ... ek nayi zindagi shuru

Galati toh galati se hoti hai na?

Mera koi naam nahi hai ... lekin main Bhaijaan naam se jaana jaata hoon

Maa kehti thi ... English tubelight jaisi English khopdi hai meri ... joh aayega, dhere dhere aayega ... magar aayega pakka, bharpoor

Taqat is vardi mein nahi ... iske pehenne waale ke zameer mein hoti hai

Chalti hai kya nau se barah?

Haste huye chehre ka gham padhna kitna mushkil hota hai

Zindagi mein har kyun, why, kaiko ... ka koi jawab nahi hota

Is vardi ki shaan pe jaan dena seekho ... imaan bechna nahi

Ab sabke liye good news hai ... aur good news yeh hai ki, bad news samapth ho chuki hai