Love is a beautilful thing ... but love doesn't come alone ... it brings complications with it

Everyone is a fan of stolen mangoes ... the one who gets caught is a thief and the one who escapes is a smart person

People who get stuck in the circle of marriage ... they don't laugh like me

A new knife's edge is very sharp and the wounds from it are very deep

Go to a badminton court, tennis court, food court ... but don't go to the real court

Your heart is roaming around ... because every part of your body is your heart

This is a race between man and machine ... he may have the better machine but I'm a better man

You look very beautiful when you laugh ... you look very ugly

The world calls me Salman Khan ... what should I call you my love?

You must have heard that you can extract clarified butter with a twisted finger ... but you must have not heard that you can extract the truth with a fist

Take the fingerprint of this uneducated person ... because if I lose my temper then I'll print his brain on the register

A married man is like a test cricketer ... he has to play a long innings ... so relax and play slowly ... if you go for Twenty20 then you'll need Tik-20 (bug killing chemical)

I will destroy you!

Every helpless women is my mother

Where there is a boy and a girl ... there will be a fight

When someone touches you ... then I become very touchy

A husband who has no say in the house ... his eyes move outside ... basically understand that, when the wife gets angry then automatically the window of the husband's eyes opens up

Where there's a Sikh man, there's gurudwara and free meal over there ... no one dies with hunger