Gareeb ki taqat uski vote hoti hai

Tune apni zindagi mein bade bade shaitan dekhe honge ... lekin aaj teri mulaqat shaitanon ke shahenshah Shaadilal se ho rahi hai ... jiske paas insaan toh kya, khud shaitan panah maangne aate hai

Har insaan ko apni zindagi jeene ka aur apni maut marne ka haq hai ... lekin hum mein maut ko bhoolkar, zindagi ko gaale laga lena chahiye

Humri ek choti si behna, chhod rahi hai aaj humra angna ... uski shaadi hai humpe udhaar, karoonga main uski shaadi bar-bar, lagatar, hazaar-bar

Talvar jab tootti hai toh aadmi ki jaan bach jaati hai ... lekin kalam ki nok jab tootti hai toh aadmi ki jaan chali jaati hai

Tumne toh kamaal kar diya ... dhoti ko phaadkar rumaal kar diya

Dhak ki tiki, dhak ki tiki, dhak ki tiki ... dhaa!

Har positive ka negative hota hai ... roshni ke baad andhera zaroor hota hai

Aaj ke zamane mein izzat ussi ki hai ... joh ya toh kisi ka kuch bighad sakta ho ya phir savaar sakta ho

Itni dawaiyan kha raha hoon ki mera poora shareer ek chemist ki dukaan ban gaya hai

Baja toh rahe ho dunka ... par jana na padhe Sri Lanka

Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kare so ab ... chalo mere gundon milkar maaro sab

Yeh mahal rahega, qila rahega ... iska naada dheela rahega ... yeh raja rangeela kal bhi tha, yeh raja rangeela aaj bhi hai, yeh raja rangeela kal bhi rahega

Gin aur Coca-Cola peekar Sharafat bola ... roz raat ko humne ek naya dhakan khola

Mere bedroom ka darwaza bhi meri tarah romantic hai ... ladki andar aa jaye aur jab tak romance poora na ho ... tab tak khulta hi nahi hai

Yeh kanoon ke woh baap hai joh apni duty ko apni gaud mein jhula jhulakar, usse pyari pyari lori sunakar sula dete hai ... aur aapke noton ka pankha banakar usse thandi thandi hawa dete hai

Langoor ki dumm par angoor ki bail ... ab ho jayega dushmanon ka engine derail

Alla re alla inspector Bhinde alla ... haath mein leke kanoon ka tala

Main nafrat ke mohron se dushmani ka shatranj ussi ki bisaat pe khelonga ... aur aaisi maat doonga, aaisi maat doonga ki maut bhi roo padegi

Awaara lafango ke tarah ghoom kar sirf waqt kaata jaa sakta hai ... poori umar nahi