Tareef kya karoon main aapki, words nahi milte ... itne kam budget mein aise honhar balak nahi milte

Yeh mahal rahega, qila rahega ... iska naada dheela rahega ... yeh raja rangeela kal bhi tha, yeh raja rangeela aaj bhi hai, yeh raja rangeela kal bhi rahega

Mera naam hai Inspector Natwarlal Bhinde ... khata hoon che-che ande ... aur choron ko maarta hoon lambe chaude dande

Yeh kanoon ke woh baap hai joh apni duty ko apni gaud mein jhula jhulakar, usse pyari pyari lori sunakar sula dete hai ... aur aapke noton ka pankha banakar usse thandi thandi hawa dete hai

Langoor ki dumm par angoor ki bail ... ab ho jayega dushmanon ka engine derail

Kabhi kabhi kahin ruk jana hi achcha hota hai ... varna manzil peeche reh jaati hai aur insaan aage nikal jaata hai

Pehle khoon ke baad aadmi kanoon se darta hai ... lekin do-char khoon karne ke baad kanoon aadmi se darta hai

Main nafrat ke mohron se dushmani ka shatranj ussi ki bisaat pe khelonga ... aur aaisi maat doonga, aaisi maat doonga ki maut bhi roo padegi

Yeh shehar jahanum hai, narak hai aur hum hai is shehar ka Yamraj ... kisko, kahan aur kab maarna hai ... yeh hum decide karoonga

Tere haathon ke kangan mein dil mera atka ... toot jayega zaalim agar degi isse jhatka

Ban toh raha hai Birla ... par pahunch na jana Kerala

Aye param pita parmeshwar ... maar maar ke pahucha diya Mahabaleshwar

Tune apni zindagi mein bade bade shaitan dekhe honge ... lekin aaj teri mulaqat shaitanon ke shahenshah Shaadilal se ho rahi hai ... jiske paas insaan toh kya, khud shaitan panah maangne aate hai

Main us haramzade ko aaisi bhayanak maut doonga ... ki kaali duniya ka har mujrim gaddari ke naam se kaanp uthega

Har insaan ko apni zindagi jeene ka aur apni maut marne ka haq hai ... lekin hum mein maut ko bhoolkar, zindagi ko gaale laga lena chahiye

Awaara lafango ke tarah ghoom kar sirf waqt kaata jaa sakta hai ... poori umar nahi

Talvar jab tootti hai toh aadmi ki jaan bach jaati hai ... lekin kalam ki nok jab tootti hai toh aadmi ki jaan chali jaati hai

Gaadi mein bithao driver ban jaonga ... peeche bithao cleaner ban jaonga ... gaadi bighade toh usse dhakka lagaonga ... aur tumhe koi chhede toh uska khoon pee jaonga

Har positive ka negative hota hai ... roshni ke baad andhera zaroor hota hai

Aaj ke zamane mein izzat ussi ki hai ... joh ya toh kisi ka kuch bighad sakta ho ya phir savaar sakta ho