Kya cheez ... cut piece

Jab tak is jag mein paap ka raj hai ... tab tak Jagraj hai

Hum hai police ki naak ke baal, insaaf ki dhaal, havaldar Bankelal ... chal do rupai nikaal

Alla re alla inspector Bhinde alla ... haath mein leke kanoon ka tala

Joh bhi pyar se mila hum us hi ke ho liye ... jahan par khatiya mili hum wahin pe soo liye

Hamare dhande ke andar khoon ke rishtey ki keemat pani se bhi kam hoti hai

Gareeb ki taqat uski vote hoti hai

Ameeron ke joh kutte hote hai na, woh kabhi bhaukte nahi hai ... aur jab woh bhaukna shuru karde toh samjho ki unko time khatam ho gaya

Yeh joh paisa hota hai na, iske paon nahi hote hai ... lekin paon waale se sau gunah zyada tezz bhaagta hai

Humri ek choti si behna, chhod rahi hai aaj humra angna ... uski shaadi hai humpe udhaar, karoonga main uski shaadi bar-bar, lagatar, hazaar-bar

Tu meri Bobby hai, tu meri Noorie hai, tu meri Julie hai ... oh meri jaan tujh pe yeh dil kurbaan

Arre bhagwan ke liye chhod doon to main kya karoon? ... prasad khaon?

Jahan dekho ishq ke bimaar baithe hai ... lakhon mar gaye, saikadon taiyaar baithe hai

Jab jab is dharti pe Sita haran karne ke liye koi Ravan aayega ... tab tab Ram ka saath dene ke liye yeh Hanuman aayega

Tumne toh kamaal kar diya ... dhoti ko phaadkar rumaal kar diya

Dhak ki tiki, dhak ki tiki, dhak ki tiki ... dhaa!

Pehle tolo ... phir bolo!

Aaisa mat kar havaldaar ... mujhko andhar mat kar mere yaar ... mera bhai hai bada shakti shali ... baja dega woh teri taali ... uske baad tera ho jayega mota pet khali

Shabdon ke teer maar maarkar mujhe aur zakhmi mat kar

Aye sangdil sanam, sahenge hum tera har sitam ... sanam teri kasam, hum dil de chuke sanam