Rajneeti mein sabse ahem cheez hoti hai timing

Yeh duniya bahut badi aur lambi hai ... magar Dhanraj ke haath usse kahin zyada bade aur lambe hai

Yeh duniya badi gol hai ... uske andhar lamba chauda hole hai ... hum dono ka bahut bada role hai

Main kaam ko puja maanta hoon ... aur kaam karne wali jagah ko swarg

Itna zoor se laafa marke mooh laal kar doonga ... ki zindagi bhar yeh paan khane ki zaroorat nahi padegi

Agar aashiq ko dhoondna ho toh ... mashooq ki gali mein dhoondo

Yeh jism dekh raha hai, resham hai resham ... is pe fisalna bahut aasaan hai ... chahe woh haath ho yah niyat

Sau badmaasho ko chaano toh ek kameena nikalta hai ... sau kameeno ko chaano toh ek harami nikalta hai ... aur yeh suvar sau haramiyo ko chaankar nikla hai

Langoor ki dumm par angoor ki bail ... ab main nikaalonga mujrimon ka tel

Kaat dete hai iska patta ... pahuncha dete hai isse Calcutta

Aaisi ki uski dhulai ... ki seedha pahucha diya Bhilai

Jurm ki duniya mein aane ke anginat raaste hai ... lekin yahan se bahar jaane ka koi raasta nahi hai

Main tujhe aaisi maut maroonga ... ki marne ke baad tera bejaan jism mere naam se kaanpega

Pistol ke khel ka bas yahi toh mazaa hai ... jisne pehle chalayi uski jeet ... joh chuk gaya uski maut

Chaand se maathe par chaandi jaise pasina kyun?

Oh meri jumma kitna tarsayegi de de chumma

Kya cheez ... cut piece

Joh bhi pyar se mila hum us hi ke ho liye ... jahan par khatiya mili hum wahin pe soo liye

Jis tarah saanp se zehar alag nahi kar sakte ... ussi tarah jurm se mujrim ko aap alag nahi kar sakte

Kuch log joh sochte hai usse paate hai ... aur kuch aise loser hote hai joh sirf apna waqt ganwate hai