When the colour of the police uniform is right ... then it doesn't matter if a man or a woman wears it ... it's more than enough to bring down impotent people like you in a snap

Boys are like kids ... show them a lollipop, and they will themselves come under control

A woman is like Sita and Savitri, until her husband is like Ram and Satyavan ... but the day this limit breaks, the woman turns into such a twisted question ... which no man has the answer to

The brain of a man is made to capture the knowledge of life ... but some crazy people use it to capture the bullshit of women

When a man cooks it's an art ... when a woman cooks it's her duty

A gold medal is a gold medal ... whether a boy gets it or a girl

Your smile creates a lot of pain in a man

There is a woman behind every successful man ... and there is a woman also behind every unsuccessful man ... but no one stands behind an unsuccessful man

A boyfriend is scared of his girlfriend, girlfriend is scared of a cockroach, cockroach is scared of a mouse, mouse is scared of a cat, cat is scared of a dog, dog is scared of a man ... and man is scared of a woman ... just like a villain is scared of the hero

Do you know why men curse a lot? ... because they cry very less

99% girls get the guy of their choice ... but 99% boys never get the girl of their choice

If you squeeze the brain of a man who is in a relationship ... then you will get a bucket full of bullshit

Until the blood of a man and the tears of a woman shed out ... you can't estimate their value

Women drive this world ... a man simply lives in it

Girls are like a camphor ball ... the moment a matchstick ignites they start spreading the light ... and you boys are like a tubelight ... you start very late

In this world if a man is highly honest then he will leave a 50 or 100 Rupees note laying on the road ... but he will not leave a single, young, orphan girl

Only that person has a heart of a man ... whose mother's milk has courage

You are not a man ... you're a great man!

The one who protects a woman is not only a husband or a lover ... a man has one more guise ... which we call as a brother

A man's hair on his head can turn white, but not the hair on his heart