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# 21
Husn ka mazaak na uda ... kahin husn ke haathon tera mazaak na ban jaaye ... manchala hai, khoobsurat hai, magar ladka hai tu ... tujhe ladkon aur mardon mein fark kaun samjhaye

Don't make fun of beauty ... may you not get insulted by the hands of beauty ... you're free spirited, you're handsome, but still you're a boy ... who can make you understand the difference between a boy and a man

# 22
Jab khaki ka rang sahi ho na ... toh chahe usse mard pehne ya aurat ... tum jaise namardon ko chutki mein uski aukaat dikha deti hai

When the colour of the police uniform is right ... then it doesn't matter if a man or a woman wears it ... it's more than enough to bring down impotent people like you in a snap

# 23
Aadmi ka dimaag jeevan ka gyan sookne ke liye bana hai ... lekin kuch ch*tiye isse auraton ka ch*tiyapa sookne ke liye istemaal karte hai

The brain of a man is made to capture the knowledge of life ... but some crazy people use it to capture the bullshit of women

# 24
Ladke pappu hote hai ... pappu ko lollipop dikhao, apne aap control mein aa jayega

Boys are like kids ... show them a lollipop, and they will themselves come under control

# 25
Mard khana banaye toh kala hai ... aurat banaye toh uska farz hai

When a man cooks it's an art ... when a woman cooks it's her duty

# 26
Gold toh gold hota hai ... chhora lave ya chhori

A gold medal is a gold medal ... whether a boy gets it or a girl

# 27
Har kamyaab insaan ke paache ek chori hose ... aur haare huye insaan ke paache bhi ek chori hose ... par haare huye insaan ke paache koi nahi khada hota

There is a woman behind every successful man ... and there is a woman also behind every unsuccessful man ... but no one stands behind an unsuccessful man

# 28
Boyfriend girlfriend se darta hai, girlfriend cockroach se darti hai, cockroach chuhe se darta hai, chuha billi se darta hai, billi kutte se darti hai, aur kutta aadmi se darta hai ... aur aadmi aurat se darta hai ... vaise hi jaise villain hero se darta hai

A boyfriend is scared of his girlfriend, girlfriend is scared of a cockroach, cockroach is scared of a mouse, mouse is scared of a cat, cat is scared of a dog, dog is scared of a man ... and man is scared of a woman ... just like a villain is scared of the hero

# 29
Mard mein bahut dard pehda kar deti hai tumhari smile

Your smile creates a lot of pain in a man

# 30
99% ladkiyo ko unka mann pasand ladka mil jaata hai ... lekin 99% ladko ko unki pasand ki ladkiya kabhi nahi milti

99% girls get the guy of their choice ... but 99% boys never get the girl of their choice

# 31
Aapko pata hai mard zyada gaaliyan kyun dete hai? ... kyun ki woh rote kum hai

Do you know why men curse a lot? ... because they cry very less

# 32
Ek relationship mein pade huye aadmi ka dimaag nichhodke agar aap dekhe ... toh aapko balti bharke ch*tiyapa milega

If you squeeze the brain of a man who is in a relationship ... then you will get a bucket full of bullshit

# 33
Mard ka khoon aur aurat ke aasoon jab tak na bahe ... unki keemat nahi lagayi ja sakti

Until the blood of a man and the tears of a woman shed out ... you can't estimate their value

# 34
Mard ka dil us hi ke paas hota hai ... jiski maa ke dhoodh mein dum hota hai

Only that person has a heart of a man ... whose mother's milk has courage

# 35
Duniya aurat chalati hai ... aadmi toh bas chalta hai

Women drive this world ... a man simply lives in it

# 36
Duniya mein mard lakh imaandar hoga toh sadak pe padhe hue pachaas yah sau rupaiy ki note chhod dega ... lekin ek akeli, jawaan, anaath ladki ko koi nahi chhodta

In this world if a man is highly honest then he will leave a 50 or 100 Rupees note laying on the road ... but he will not leave a single, young, orphan girl

# 37
Ladkiyan kapur ki tarah hoti hai ... teeli lagi nahi ki jalkar roshni dene lagti hai ... aur tum ladke tubelight ki tarah hote ho ... bahut der se jalte ho

Girls are like a camphor ball ... the moment a matchstick ignites they start spreading the light ... and you boys are like a tubelight ... you start very late

# 38
Early to double bed and early to wake up fast ... makes a male mard hatta katta and oversmart

Early to bed and early to rise ... makes a man strong and oversmart

# 39
Mard ko dard nahi hota

Real man doesn't feel any pain

# 40
Ladka hai, ladka hai Sir ... lekin Hindustani nahin hai

He is a boy, he is a boy Sir ... but not an Indian

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