Kis bedardi se ujhada hai mera chaman ... ab main kahan bechunga dal sabzi aur mutton

Door se main aap nazar aata hoon ... zara paas aa jaon toh baap nazar aata hoon ... aur bhi paas aa jaon toh phir potato chaap nazar aata hoon ... aur agar bilkul paas aa jaon toh phir chup-chap nazar aata hoon

Tu gori main kala ... dono ka banega garam masala

Jab jab paapiyon ka bhav badta hai ... tab tab paapiyon ka papad banane koi na koi aa hi jaata hai

Aurat ki zindagi doodh ki tarah hoti hai ... jisko ek zara se namak ki dali bhi bekaar kar deti hai

Ek foot ki lohe ki nalli aur dedh inch ki barood ki goli ... oont ke mooh mein jeera lagta hai

Aap kare aaram hum kare vishram ... aam ke aam guthliyon ke daam

Uthade parda, dikha de jalwa ... boondi ke ladoo, gajar ka halwa

Birha ki aag mein jalte hue purush ki hridaya ki jwala ... updesh ke ghee se nahi bhujti ... usse prem, daya, mamta ke gangajal se hi shaant kiya ja sakta hai

Shareer ke botal mein jawani ka khoon joh hai woh sode ki tarah ubal raha hai ... kyun ki jawani rang hai, bahaar hai, khumaar hai, suroor hai, guroor hai ... ashaon ka khilna hai, mann ka milna hai, mann ki mannat hai, dil ki jannat hai

Inhe aaisa kadva aadmi hai ki agar ganderi khake thukenga ... toh uspe makkhi bhi nahi behethengi

Hum toh daal ke pateele hai ... jisne pyar se karchi ghumai bas ussi ke ho liye

Jisne khane mein ki milavat ... uski dono jahan mein giravat

Na umeed hai, na sharaab hai ... soorat-e-haal kaafi kharab hai

Langoor ki dumm par angoor ki bail ... khatam ho gaya is moti ka khel

Oye mere dry fruiton, oye mere kaju, oye mere badam ... oye jhappi de de yaar, oye pappi de de yaar

Chalo dhabe mein sab kuch milega ... mutton kadi, alu badi, maa ki daal raita naal, fry machhi bachut achchi, shami kabab lajawab, paneer palak ... chalo balak

Nasha sharaab mein nahi hota bewakoof ... varna paimaane nachte

Karele jaisi soorat aur jalebi ke sapne