Chandni aanchal mein bhar layi hai tu ... raat yeh chamki hai jab aayi hai tu

Jinke ghar sheeshe ke hote hain ... woh batti bujhakar kapde badalte hain

Mere nazar mein saree ki neeche dikhne waali pairon ki halki si jhalak ... skirt ki neeche dikhne waali poori nangi taango se kai zyada dilkash hai

Main woh bala hoon joh jooton se tum jaise kutton ke sarr phodta hoon

Jis aandhi toofan mein logon ke aashiyane udh jaate hai ... us mein hum chaddi aur banyan sukhate hai

Gujarati ke haath se dandiya ... Tarzan ke badan se jhangiya ... aur Chetan Bhagat ke haath se rupaiya ... koi nahi cheen sakta

Yeh toh underwear dost nikle

Main guru hoon beta chela tu, aaja mujhse seekh le ... maa ko saree dilade tu, yeh ek rupaiye ki bheek le

Jiske sar par kafan banda ho ... uske sar par sehra nahi bandh sakta

Chappad phad ke de sakti hoon ... aur chappal phad ke bhi

Taang se kapda hatte toh poore tann ki laaj jaave hai

Jab tum bata sakti ho ki main kya pehnu toh mera batana achanak se ... yeh equality, liberty, individuality, freedom, sovereignty ka issue kaise ban jaata hai

Mera naam hai Mahakaal ... Kali ka pujari hoon main ... libaz bhi kaala, dhanda bhi kaala aur dushmanon ko joh kafan pehnata hoon uska rang bhi kaala

Chashme se leke joote tak saare brand nakli videshi hai ... par saala aadmi desi hoon

Hamare samne tumhari wahi aukaad hai ... joh kainchi ke samne kapde ki hoti hai

Mardangi dhoti aur moochon mein na hove hai ... mardangi jigar mein hove hai

Main yahan teen mahine se doodh ke glass aur petticoat ke naade ke sapne dekh raha hoon ... aur laundiya ne tere naam ka Karva Chauth vrat rakha hai

Ab main bina petrol ki gaadi aur bina nashe ki taadi hoon ... ab main woh phateli sari hoon jisko koi hijhra bhi nahin pehne

Tere andhar aag bhar degi yeh goli ... phir tu phaad dega uski choli

Isse kehte hai mast chick ... one piece item in two piece bikini