Kapdon se izzatdar ... karamon se kaatilon ke pehredar ... police station chaloge mere sarkar?

Isse toh software or underwear ka bhi farak pata nahi

Har jooti yeh soochti hai ki woh pagdi ban sakti hai ... magar jooti ki kismat hai ki usse pairon tale raunda jaye ... aur pagdi ka haq hai ki usse sar par rakha jaye

Kameez ke toote huye button se lekar tooti huyi himmat tak ... aurat kuch bhi jodh sakti hai

Wah Bharatiya naari ... mann mein lajja, tann pe saree

Main tumhare jism ko vardi ki jagah zakhmon ka libaaz pehna doonga ... aur phir tum dard se itna tadpoge ke uske baad maut ko bhi chakhoge toh yahi kahoge ke ... maaza nahi aaya

Let's rock under your frock

Unke mujhpar itne ehsaan hai ... ki agar main apni chamdi ka joota banakar bhi unhe pehnata ... toh bhi kam hota

Ghagre mein ghus ke ho rahi thi fund raising?

Yeh jung khaki ya khadi pehenkar nahi ladi ja sakti ... iske liye kafan pehankar nikalna hoga

Main doosron ki tarah safed kapde pehenke haath jodkar tamasha dekhne wala na hoon ab ... kaale kapde pehenke SPTL ki naak mein dum karne wala thehra

Taleem aur libaas se aadmi ki appearance badli ja sakti hai ... uska character nahi badla ja sakta

Em pan insaan ne simple hau joye ... VIP toh underwear bhi chhe

Aurat ki sabse badi himmat hoti hai kisi gair mard ke aage apne jism se kapde utarna

Rangeen kapde pehenne se zindagi ke khoye rang vapas nahi aate

Jin toofano mein tum jaiso ke jhopde udh jaaya karte hai ... hum unhi toofano mein apne kapde sukaya karte hai

Aaya tha Dharam Paris aap sabko hasane ke liye ... lekin aisa nanga kiya ek ladki ne usse ... ab toh kache banyan bhi nahi bache vapas jaane ke liye

Gents kapde seene mein main failure hoon ... issi liye main ladies tailor hoon

Mera daata mujhpar meherban hai ... mere mooh mein chandi ki zabaan hai ... mere haath mein sone ki kamaan hai ... joh bhi mere aage aayega ... muft mein joote khake jayega

Yeh vardi mehaz sood ka dagha nahi ... Hindustan ki izzat hai