Ho jaye tayaar, jaana hai bahaar, waqt hai kam, manzil hai door ... lekin jaana hai zaroor
Ya rab kahin se ishq ka bazaar bhej de ... dil bechta hoon, koi khareedar bhej de
Aaj kal aaise bade sheharo mein jeene ke liye kisi ko jaan se maarne se zyada ... jaan se maarna aana bahut zaroori hai
Hum kala bechte hai, ladkiyon ki izzat nahi
Mujhe tumhari maut nahi, zindagi chahiye
Be positive yaar
Itna bhajan kirtan teri maa karti hai na ... toh mujhe darr hai ek din bhagwan khud prakat honge aur request karenge ... please yeh chamach dholak bajana band karo ... dev lok mein log soo nahi paa rahe hai
Jis aulaad ke saath maa ka aashirwad aur baap ki dua ho ... woh haathon se nahi laaton se bhi kaam chala sakte hai
Baap ke kandhe ke barabar jab bete ka kandha ho jaata hai ... toh woh baap ki zimmedari aur jawabdari dono ka bhoj uthane ke kabil ho jaata hai
Phir kabhi tune mere ghar ke andhar jhanke ki koshish ki ... toh main apne darwaze par limbu mirchi ki jagah ... teri mundi kaatkar latka doonga
Jis ghar mein naari jaati ko maan diya jaata hai, izzat di jaati hai ... us ghar mein devta baste hai ... aur jis ghar mein naari jaati ka apmaan hota hai ... us ghar mein rakshash rehte hai
Sachchai aur nyay ki koi jaat ya paat nahi hoti
Main tera Yamraj hoon
Shaadi vagaira na bahut mushkil cheez hoti hai ... vegetarian sherni ke gufa mein rehne jaisi mushkil ... woh tumhe khayegi nahi kyun ki woh vegetarian hai ... lekin darati rehegi dahaadein maar maar ke ... oow, oow
Agar tum dono ne pehle din hi jhoote pati ka patta pehan liya na ... toh sari zindagi bow-bow bhi karte rahoge na ... toh meow-meow hi sunai dena hai
Hum toh kalakar hai ... hamari kala ki taqdeer mein car likhi hi nahi hai ... yeh kalakar bekaar sadakon par dhukaar ki tarah ghoom raha hai, dhukaar ki tarah
Aurat zindagi mein sab kuch baant sakti hai ... apna mangalsutra nahi
Tofhe rishton ko mazboot karne ke liye diye jaate hai
Meri maa ke haath ka banaya halwa ... ajab hai uska jalwa
The difference between a lawyer and a computer is ... a computer gets twice as intelligent and half as expensive, compared to a lawyer every year
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