Comedy picture ke thakele joker log

Aye multistar cast ke side hero

Aye lower stall ke phatele ticket

Hum joh kahenge woh aadesh hoga ... hum joh banayenge woh kanoon hoga

Lotia jab deta toh ehsaan nahin karta ... aur jab leta hai toh lihaaz nahin karta

Saamne koi bhi ho ... main toh bas maar doongi

Abhe kamzor dil ke kabutar ... astabal ke khabeez!

Sarang ka ilaaka sher ki gufaa ki tarah hai ... jahan aane waalon ke paon ke nishaan toh milte hai magar ... jaane waalon ke paon ke nishaan nahi milte

Vasuli mein hum rupaye nahi ... samne waale ke maathe par pasine ki boondein ginte hai

Yahan rahoge toh saans lene mein taqleef hogi ... jahan bhej raha hoon wahan saans lene ki zaroorat nahi padegi

Joh aadmi hamara kaam nahi kar sakta ... us aadmi ko hum kisi kaam ke layak nahi chhodte

Pappu Pager kya hai pehle thokta hai, phir bajata hai ... phir thok bajake confirm karta hai

Shehar jalta hai toh jalne do, yeh aag humne hi lagai hai ... log marte hai toh marne do, yeh apni khudai hai

Jahan khada hoga paap ... kaatega kulhadi banke baap

Aye jhantule jhatak, zyada na matak ... aur meri baat gale mein satak

Bade bade khatarnako ki nak kaat kar apne jeb mein rakh li hai

Goti ... kalti maar!

Jis din ae sardar di hategi ... sab di phategi

Ab tu idhar se nikal varna tere naak pe aisa punch maarega na ... ki nagpade mein se Ganga Jamuna behega

Nateejon ki sochke faisle lena hamari fitrat nahi hai ... nateeje hamare faislo se badal jaaye karte hai