Apun jiske darwaze pe paon rakhta hai na ... uske aakha department ka darwaza band ho jaata hai

Hamare yahan galati pehli baar nahi ... aakhri baar hoti hai

Is shehar mein sikka sarkar ka zaroor chalta hai ... magar raj apna hai

Aye hit film ke flop hero log

Abhe shamshaan ke bhuje huye koile

Maine uske shaq ko shamshaan mein badal diya ... kyun ki Kaali ki adalat mein shaq ki daleel nahi ... maut ki sazaa sunai jaati hai

Kaan-puriya bhasha mein hello bole hai hum tumka

Tumko toh saala hum pakdenge ... aur phir pakad ke chhod denge ... hum goli chhodenge aur lala tum zindagi chhod dena

Maal khatam ... party over ... go home!

Agar mere saath dagabaazi ki na ... toh maarne se pehle tujhe randwa bana doonga

Aaj ke baad Adaa jis gali se guzri ... agar us gali se tumhari soch bhi guzri na ... toh Mantralay ho ya sauchalay ... dono jagah khade hone ke layak nahi chhodunga

Mera koi naam nahi hai ... lekin main Bhaijaan naam se jaana jaata hoon

Aap jise zubaan se kotha aur dimag mein randikhana soch rahe hai na ... yeh mera ghar hai, mera watan ... aur isse pehle ke koi humein yahan se hataye ... hum uske haath, pair aur jism ka woh kya kehte hai, partition kar denge

Haath chhodke baat kar varna yamdoot ke hawale kar doonga

Abhe kamzor dil ke kabutar ... astabal ke khabeez!

Sarang ka ilaaka sher ki gufaa ki tarah hai ... jahan aane waalon ke paon ke nishaan toh milte hai magar ... jaane waalon ke paon ke nishaan nahi milte

Jab badle ki baat aati hai ... toh Dubai return Rana jail se bhi return aa sakta hai

Vasuli mein hum rupaye nahi ... samne waale ke maathe par pasine ki boondein ginte hai

Chalti hai kya nau se barah?

Hamare haath wahan tak pahunchte hai ... jahan aaj tak science bhi nahi pahunch pai