Abhi toh sirf teen inch ghusaya hai ... agar ab koi aage bada ... toh uske bladder ki jagah phephada hoga aur liver ki jagah kidney

Bhagwan ke saath khel, sentimental hai maaf kar dega ... bhai mental hai, cheerke rakh dega

Dhoondi sari duniya, dhoonde sare khopche ... kahan chupa hai re tu Mussa, Sultan se bachke

Jack and Jill gaye sumdi mein hill, laane ko pail of water ... Jack tapakgela, Jill atakgeli, life mein locha thereafter

Yeh duniya mein underworld ... police ka daya aur lalach par chalta hai

Ab tera kaand hoga!

Politician sabse bada bhai hai

Yahan raj ussi ka chalta hai jiski himmat uski taqat se badi ho

Temper nahi ... otherwise my temper will hamper you

Yeh waqt mera hai ... aur aaj hukumat bhi meri hai

Galiyan goliyon waali, dosti sadiyon waali ... the shaakon ke kadak patte, jinhe kehte the desi kattey

Hamare dhande mein kisi ek ki kamzori ... doosre ki taqat ban jaati hai

Arre yeh theater hai ki koyle ki bhatti ... aye fan chalu kar reh

Business is business and power is power

Ek gaya apan ke dhande mein ... to sab jaayega

Paanch dus pandrah crore paise ki koi fikar nahi hai ... image ... image ka falooda kar diya, vaat lagayi tune

Tera get well soon ho jayega Mamu

Barood se lipte yeh shabd phoote bomb jaise ... daru se chadte hai sar par hum rum jaise ... rum se yaad aaya, tere bevde baap ko salaam bol ... jaankari ke liye beta kaam bhaari kaam bol

Har friday jab ek film release hoti hai ... us hi ke saath hi ek sarkari officer bhi release hoga ... ya toh corruption se, ya duniya se

Dhanda shuru karne se pehle teri jahan jahan bhi pahunch hai na, un sabse meri report manga lena ... agar kisi ek ne bhi mere area mein dhanda shuru karne ki salah di na tujhe ... toh vardi ki kasam tere dhande ka ribbon kaatne main khud aaonga