Bakch*di karna ek baat hai ... aur doosre ki aankh mein aankh daalke uske chaati mein goli daagna doosri baat hai ... phatke haath mein aa jaati hai

Bapu apne style mein kanoon todta tha ... aur main apne style mein

Underworld kabhi marta nahi ... sirf uska roop badalta rehta hai

Tu system mein hai aur hum khud system hai

Abhe aye dhakan ... yeh phone ke andhar hi mooh daalke tereko aaisi gaali doonga na ... ki aakhe telephone exchange mein angaar lag jayegi

Aye chup chup ... varna aaisi aaisi gaaliya doonga censor board bhi pareshan ho jayega ... kaunsi bhichayein kaunsi audhe

Aye amavas ke chamakte chaand

Aye tamatar ke aakhri daane

Idhar vakil, kanoon, sab main hoon ... main

Hamara dhanda toh darr aur risk ke beech mein chalta hai

Aye Bhojpuri picture ke Om Puri

Total sarvanash!

Badi lakdi mat utha kuptaan!

Agar mere saath dagabaazi ki na ... toh maarne se pehle tujhe randwa bana doonga

Kundi khatkaun ya seedha andar aaun

Apan bole toh full dhamaal ... aur yeh heroine full jhol, full bawaal ... ab aise combo mein lafda toh hoiga hi na

Pichwaade mein itni goliyan maaroonga ... ki bachche bhi pital ke pehda honge

Dobara agar isne mere beete hue kal mein jhaankne ki koshish ki ... toh isse aane waala kal dekhna naseeb nahi hoga

Apna toh aaisa-hich hai ... lade bagair apun zero aur ladke apun hero

Deva ki adalat mein sazaa jitni der se milti hai ... maut utni hi dardnak hoti hai