Tu system mein hai aur hum khud system hai

Abhe aye dhakan ... yeh phone ke andhar hi mooh daalke tereko aaisi gaali doonga na ... ki aakhe telephone exchange mein angaar lag jayegi

Aye chup chup ... varna aaisi aaisi gaaliya doonga censor board bhi pareshan ho jayega ... kaunsi bhichayein kaunsi audhe

Aye amavas ke chamakte chaand

Aye tamatar ke aakhri daane

Idhar vakil, kanoon, sab main hoon ... main

Hamara dhanda toh darr aur risk ke beech mein chalta hai

Aye Bhojpuri picture ke Om Puri

Total sarvanash!

Badi lakdi mat utha kuptaan!

Kundi khatkaun ya seedha andar aaun

Apan bole toh full dhamaal ... aur yeh heroine full jhol, full bawaal ... ab aise combo mein lafda toh hoiga hi na

Dobara agar isne mere beete hue kal mein jhaankne ki koshish ki ... toh isse aane waala kal dekhna naseeb nahi hoga

Apna toh aaisa-hich hai ... lade bagair apun zero aur ladke apun hero

Deva ki adalat mein sazaa jitni der se milti hai ... maut utni hi dardnak hoti hai

Tera aakhri faisla meri adalat mein hone waala hai ... jahan ka vakil bhi main hoon, gawah bhi, judge bhi ... aur tujhe phasi dene waala jallad bhi

Is line mein na saala yeh lifeline ekdum kat jaata hai

Aye silent picture ke dubbing artist

Mumbai nagariya, maya ki nagariya ... idhar har type ka aadmi milta hai ... aur har aadmi ka alag alag type se vaat lagta hai

Yeh Dilli ki parliament nahin hai, hamari parliament hai ... yahan wahi aadmi bolega, jise hum sawaal poochenge