Comedy picture ke thakele joker log

Aye multistar cast ke side hero

Aye lower stall ke phatele ticket

Tu jaanta nahi hai apun ko ... yeh area mein apun world famous hai ... world famous

Rana na pyase pehda hue the ... aur na hi pyase marenge

Lotia jab deta toh ehsaan nahin karta ... aur jab leta hai toh lihaaz nahin karta

Aaj ke baad agar kisi ladki ki izzat nahi ki toh aisa haal karunga ... ki zindagi bhar peeche se mootega ... kyun ki aage ka tootega

Saamne koi bhi ho ... main toh bas maar doongi

Jab zindagi aapke samne saare darwaze bandh kar deti hai na ... tab sharafat aur gundagiri mein zyada kuch farak nahi reh jaata

Hum hai maut ki woh express ... duniya jise kehti hai Madam X

Yahan rahoge toh saans lene mein taqleef hogi ... jahan bhej raha hoon wahan saans lene ki zaroorat nahi padegi

Joh aadmi hamara kaam nahi kar sakta ... us aadmi ko hum kisi kaam ke layak nahi chhodte

Pappu Pager kya hai pehle thokta hai, phir bajata hai ... phir thok bajake confirm karta hai

Shehar jalta hai toh jalne do, yeh aag humne hi lagai hai ... log marte hai toh marne do, yeh apni khudai hai

Jahan khada hoga paap ... kaatega kulhadi banke baap

Abhe marre huye kauve ke pankh

Aye jhantule jhatak, zyada na matak ... aur meri baat gale mein satak

Bade bade khatarnako ki nak kaat kar apne jeb mein rakh li hai

Goti ... kalti maar!

Jis din ae sardar di hategi ... sab di phategi