Hum toh outsourcing karte hai ... yamraj ke liye

Log mera naam sunke terror mein aa jaate hai

Aye buddhe ... pet mein aant nahi hai, mooh mein daant nahi hai ... chumma lega?

Jo apun ki baat maanta hai na, usse main Himalaya ke pahad ki choti par bhita deta hoon ... aur joh apun ki baat nahin maanta, usse hari mirch ki chutney par bhita deta hoon

Gundaraj ka khaatma wahi kar sakta hai ... joh state ka sabse bada gunda hai

Samne koi bhi ho ... main jhukega nahi

Har gunehgar ko aisi maut maroonga ... ki agle janam mein maa ki kok se kya ... baap ki top se bhi nikalne se darega

Apna dimaag, ghar ki ghanti aur phone on rakhna hamesha ... nahi toh hamesha ke liye off kar doonga tere ko

Chillao mat ... agar humri awaaz oonchi hui toh sabka phat jayega yahan

Main sunta nahi hoon ... samajhta hoon

Panga unse liya jaata hai ... joh apne se zyada taqatwar ho

Abhe shamshaan ke hone waale mehmaan

Gundagiri aur netagiri dono ek hi baap ki do harami aulad hai

Main milne ke nahi ... maarne ke paise leta hoon

Phatne se phele agar phatne wale ki na phatte ... toh phir kya fateh

Agar tu is ilaake mein nazar aaya ... toh teri talaash teri laash pe khatam hogi

Hamare dhande mein na bandook chalti hai, na bomb, na chaku ... chalta hai toh sirf ek hi cheez ... dimaag ... aur woh hamesha hamare saath rehta hai, loaded

Tumhare dusvi pass hone se pehle ... ya toh woh jail ke andar honge ... ya zameen ke andar

Abhi toh sirf teen inch ghusaya hai ... agar ab koi aage bada ... toh uske bladder ki jagah phephada hoga aur liver ki jagah kidney

Bhagwan ke saath khel, sentimental hai maaf kar dega ... bhai mental hai, cheerke rakh dega