Aurat jab tak mard se prem karti hai tab tak hi sehti hai ... aur jab nafrat karti hai toh Chandika banti hai

Mard tab tak hi mard hota hai jab tak aurat usse mard samajhti hai

Iss tarah aanchalon se ulajhne ke shaukh ya kaanton ko hota hai ya mardon ko ... sheron ko nahi

Mard hai na ek aurat ke saath bore ho jaata hai ... aurat bore nahi hoti ... aur jab mard bore ho jaata hai toh uske joh hormones hai na usko attack karne lagte hai

Aadmi ke peeche bhaagna, usse khud se door bhagana hai ... usse bhaagne do tumhare peeche

Shaadi shuda aadmi test cricketer ki tarah hota hai ... usse lambi innings khelni hai ... toh zara pyar se, aaram se ... T20 ke chakkar mein padoge toh Tik-20 ki naubat aa jayegi

Naari nahi toh nar nahi ... aurat nahi toh ghar nahi

(Main tera sar phod doongi) ... Arre phod de chahe gaud mein rakh ... ab toh mundi bhi tumhari hai aur munda bhi tumhara

Aadmi ke haath se pehle uski neeyat phisalti hai

Ek aadmi aakha duniya se lad sakta hai ... magar ek aurat ka nafrat ke aage haar jaata hai

Aadmi ka dhyan paana ho ... toh usse dhyan mat do

Yeh ladkiyan bhi na yaar sab samajhti hai ... par pata nahi hum ladkon ko kya samajhti hai

Agar aurat na hoti ... toh saare mard rishi hote, gyani hote

Aadmiyon ko jagah jagah ki thaali mein khaane ki aadat hoti hai

Aadmi jitna bhi bada maalik ban jaye ... maalkin ke samne jhuk hi jaata hai

Aadmi aur bandar, kitne bhi budha jaaye ... gulati maarna nahi bhoolte

Aurat par dhauns jamane waalon ko mard se panja nahi ladana chahiye ... varna haal behaal aur zindagi janjaal ban jaati hai

Shaadi ke bagair aadmi adhoora hota hai ... aur phir poora ho jaata hai

Hukumat karne waale ke haath se taqat aur aurat ke haath se jab mard nikal jaata hai ... toh woh dono zyada der tak chup nahi reh sakte

Aadmi aurat ko dokha dete waqt yeh bhool jaata hai ki ... jis din aurat apni aan par utar aaye woh aadmi ko jeete jee chalti phirti laash bana sakti hai