Dilli mein raat ko ghumta hua har aadmi shikaari hota hai

Har kamyaab insaan ke peeche kisi na kisi aurat ka haath zaroor hota hai ... aur mere liye woh tum ho

Aadmi jitna ganja hota hai, utna maaldaar hota hai

Joh mard apne pyar ke bandhan ki hifazat nahi kar sakta, woh mard nahi ... joh aurat apne pyar ke bandhan ko todna chahti hai, woh aurat nahi

Dard aur mard mein da aur ma ka farak hota hai ... da aur ma bole toh, Dum

Koi aurat hokar bhi bandook utha leti hai ... aur koi mard hokar bhi chudiyan pehen leta hai

All good guys are either gay or married

Jahan dard hai, wahan mard hai

Bande ki zindagi mein na woh ek bhayanak pal hota hai ... jis mein uska mann kar jaata hai ki shaadi kar loon ... agar woh us ek pal ko bina kuch kiye guzar jaane de na ... life set ho jaati hai

Yahan supari deke kisi ko jaan se maar dalna, ek decent ladka dhoondne se zyada aasaan hai

Moochein toh mard ki zevar hoti hai

Kutte ki pooch aur mard ki mooch mein koi farak nahi hota

Mard ki zaat par hamesha lagaam kaskar rakhni chahiye ... zara dheeli chhod do toh awara behl ho jaate hai

Mard ki nazron mein aurat ka waqt tab tak hi hota hai ... jab tak uska usse dil laga rahe

Delhi shehar mein mard abhi bhi abla hai ... uska kabhi bhi bajh sakta tabla hai

Khoobsurat ladki ki baat par aitbaar na karne waala mard nahi kehlata

Jis tarah husn aane se nazakat aa jaati hai ... ussi tarah mardon mein haisiyat aane se guroor aa jaata hai

Mard do zaat ke hote hai ... ek joh bewakoof pehda hote hai ... doosre joh bewakoof banaye jaate hai

Tum mard zaat ke naam pe ek dhabba ho ... dhabba toh kya dhabba ke abba ho

Nigaahein mature ladkon ki bhatakti hai ... seasoned aadmiyon ki nazar parikhi hoti hai ... jahan tik jaati hai, umar bhar tiki rehti hai