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# 3161

Hamari aadatein bhi toh harami hai

My habits are also scoundrelly

Police Public

Naseeruddin Shah

Comedy
1
# 3162

Mujhe hisaab kitaab karna bahut achchi tarah se aata hai

I know very well how to keep accounts

Jaisi Karni Waisi Bharni

Gulshan Grover

Comedy
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# 3163

Ban rahi hai anjaan, teri khata nahi hai ... aaise keh rahi hai, jaise kuch pata nahi hai

You are trying to be ignorant, it is not your fault ... but you are saying as if you don't know anything

Yeh Raaste Hain Pyaar Ke

Unknown

Shayari•Comedy
1
# 3164

Shraddha ka toh supermarket hai hamara desh ... jiska basement andh-shraddha ke parking se full hai

Our country is a supermarket of faith ... whose basement parking is full of faithlessness

Virrudh

Amitabh Bachchan

Comedy
1
# 3165

Shopping karne gaye the yah shoplifting?

Did you guys go for shopping or shoplifting?

Virrudh

Amitabh Bachchan

Comedy
1
# 3166

Jab shareer kaakdi jaisa ho na, toh baatein Bheem wali nahi karni chahiye

When your body is as thin as a cucumber, you shouldn't talk like you're strong as Bheema

Border 2

Varun Dhawan

Food & Drinks•Comedy
0
# 3167

Dasvi class mein joh tumne maari mere pichwade pe laat papa ... aaj bhi kabhi kabhi dard hota hai jab main lagata hoon haath papa

Dad, the kick you landed on my backside when I was in tenth grade ... even today, sometimes it still hurts when I put my hand there

Sunny Sanskari Ki Tulsi Kumari

Varun Dhawan

Comedy
0
# 3168

Life ka rule hai na ... jitna bada harami hota hai, utni unki immunity high hoti hai

There's a rule of life ... the bigger a rascal someone is, the higher their immunity tends to be

Sunny Sanskari Ki Tulsi Kumari

Unknown

Life•Comedy
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# 3169

O Ananya, haaye Ananya, uff Ananya ... samjha tha tumhe biryani, tum toh nikli gobi dhaniya

O my Ananya ... I thought you were biryani, but you turned out to be simple vegetables

Sunny Sanskari Ki Tulsi Kumari

Varun Dhawan

Food & Drinks•Comedy
0
# 3170

Mohabbat pe nahi hai kisi ka kaabu ... pak chika pak Raja Babu

No one has control over love ... this Mr. Raja of yours has lost his senses

Sunny Sanskari Ki Tulsi Kumari

Varun Dhawan

Comedy
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# 3171

Aapke recline hote hi, kuch incline ho gaya

As soon as you reclined, something else got inclined

Mastiii 4

Vivek Oberoi

Adult•Comedy
0
# 3172

Suraj ki dhoop se insaano ko paseena aata hai ... lekin yeh kameena itna hot hai, ki iski wajah se suraj ko paseena aata hoga

People sweat because of the sun's heat ... but this rascal is so hot, that even the sun must be sweating because of him

Mastiii 4

Ritesh Deshmukh

Comedy
0
# 3173

Tumhaar nazar ke nashe mein doobat hai saara Londonva ... bana lo humein tennis ka ball aur ban jao humri Sharapova

The intoxication of your eyes has drowned all of London ... make me a tennis ball and you become my Maria Sharapova

Mastiii 4

Tusshar Kapoor

Sports & Games•City & Places•Comedy
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# 3174

Biwi ke saamne blood donor ... aur peeth peeche Vicky donor

In front of your wife you're a blood donor ... and behind her back you're a sperm donor

Mastiii 4

Ritesh Deshmukh

Adult•Comedy
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# 3175

Sundar biwi hone ka yehi nuksaan hai ... pehle saanson mein basao ... phir apna hi dum ghutao

Having a beautiful wife has this downside ... first you settle her in your breaths ... and then you end up suffocating yourself

Mastiii 4

Vivek Oberoi

Husband & Wife•Comedy
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# 3176

Achi chal rahi hai teri ghar grihasti ... mat kar grand masti

Your married life is going well ... so don't get into any naughty stuff

Mastiii 4

Ritesh Deshmukh

Marriage & Wedding•Comedy
0
# 3177

Naukri nahi milti bas, varna do time khana khane ki fursat nahi hai

It's just that I'm not getting a job, otherwise I wouldn't even have the time to eat twice a day

Albela (1951)

Bhagwan Dada

Job & Career•Comedy
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# 3178

Haaye, nazar toh barood hai bilkul ... sach kehta hoon yehi nazar meri chitta par daal dena ... bagair lakdi ke bhasm

Ah, your gaze is pure gunpowder ... to be honest, place this gaze upon my pyre ... and I will turn to ashes without any wood

Suraj

Johnny Walker

Comedy
0
# 3179

Khabardaar, agar koi bhi apni jagah se hila toh goliyon se aisa challi karenge, aisa challi karenge ... ki ang-ang se Karva Chauth ka chand nazar aayega, woh bhi chota chota

Beware, if anyone moves from their place then I'll shoot them with so many bullets ... that tiny little Karva Chauth moon will be visible through every part of their body

Ek Chatur Naar

Yashpal Sharma

Action•Comedy
0
# 3180

Dawai ek do kam aaye toh marenge nahi ... lekin daru barabar lana, nahi toh bachenge nahi

If the medicine is a bit less, I won't die ... but make sure you bring the liquor properly, otherwise I won't survive

Ek Chatur Naar

Unknown

Food & Drinks•Comedy
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