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# 3161
Ladki ko baatein maarke hi maa bana dega by God
Oh my God, you'll make the girl pregnant with your talks itself

Kismat Love Paisa Dilli

Unknown

Comedy
1
# 3162
Hamari aadatein bhi toh harami hai
My habits are also scoundrelly

Police Public

Naseeruddin Shah

Comedy
1
# 3163
Mujhe hisaab kitaab karna bahut achchi tarah se aata hai
I know very well how to keep accounts

Jaisi Karni Waisi Bharni

Gulshan Grover

Comedy
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1
# 3164
Ban rahi hai anjaan, teri khata nahi hai ... aaise keh rahi hai, jaise kuch pata nahi hai
You are trying to be ignorant, it is not your fault ... but you are saying as if you don't know anything

Yeh Raaste Hain Pyaar Ke

Unknown

Shayari•Comedy
1
# 3165
Shraddha ka toh supermarket hai hamara desh ... jiska basement andh-shraddha ke parking se full hai
Our country is a supermarket of faith ... whose basement parking is full of faithlessness

Virrudh

Amitabh Bachchan

Comedy
1
# 3166
Shopping karne gaye the yah shoplifting?
Did you guys go for shopping or shoplifting?

Virrudh

Amitabh Bachchan

Comedy
1
# 3167
Khiladi banne chale the, anaadi ban gaye ... Bill Gates banne chale the, bhikari ban gaye
We set out to become smart players, but ended up as amateurs ... we dreamed of becoming Bill Gates, but wound up as beggars

Dhamaal 4

Sanjay Mishra

Comedy
0
# 3168
Log machli ki aankhon ko nishana banate hai ... aapne toh machli ki maa ki aankh hi kar di
People aim for the fish's eye ... but you went so far that you smashed the hell out of the fish

Dhamaal 4

Sanjay Mishra

Animals & Birds•Comedy
0
# 3169
Hum log safar mein nahi, suffering mein hai ... without network buffering mein hai
We're not on a journey, we're in suffering ... and without a network, we're stuck buffering

Dhamaal 4

Sanjay Mishra

Comedy
0
# 3170
Zindagi jandva ... phir bhi hum legendva
Life is a mess ... but we're still legends

Welcome To The Jungle

Yashpal Sharma

Life•Comedy
0
# 3171
Jab shareer kaakdi jaisa ho na, toh baatein Bheem wali nahi karni chahiye
When your body is as thin as a cucumber, you shouldn't talk like you're strong as Bheema

Border 2

Varun Dhawan

Food & Drinks•Comedy
0
# 3172
Dasvi class mein joh tumne maari mere pichwade pe laat papa ... aaj bhi kabhi kabhi dard hota hai jab main lagata hoon haath papa
Dad, the kick you landed on my backside when I was in tenth grade ... even today, sometimes it still hurts when I put my hand there

Sunny Sanskari Ki Tulsi Kumari

Varun Dhawan

Comedy
0
# 3173
Life ka rule hai na ... jitna bada harami hota hai, utni unki immunity high hoti hai
There's a rule of life ... the bigger a rascal someone is, the higher their immunity tends to be

Sunny Sanskari Ki Tulsi Kumari

Unknown

Life•Comedy
0
# 3174
O Ananya, haaye Ananya, uff Ananya ... samjha tha tumhe biryani, tum toh nikli gobi dhaniya
O my Ananya ... I thought you were biryani, but you turned out to be simple vegetables

Sunny Sanskari Ki Tulsi Kumari

Varun Dhawan

Food & Drinks•Comedy
0
# 3175
Mohabbat pe nahi hai kisi ka kaabu ... pak chika pak Raja Babu
No one has control over love ... this Mr. Raja of yours has lost his senses

Sunny Sanskari Ki Tulsi Kumari

Varun Dhawan

Comedy
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# 3176
Aapke recline hote hi, kuch incline ho gaya
As soon as you reclined, something else got inclined

Mastiii 4

Vivek Oberoi

Adult•Comedy
0
# 3177
Suraj ki dhoop se insaano ko paseena aata hai ... lekin yeh kameena itna hot hai, ki iski wajah se suraj ko paseena aata hoga
People sweat because of the sun's heat ... but this rascal is so hot, that even the sun must be sweating because of him

Mastiii 4

Ritesh Deshmukh

Comedy
0
# 3178
Tumhaar nazar ke nashe mein doobat hai saara Londonva ... bana lo humein tennis ka ball aur ban jao humri Sharapova
The intoxication of your eyes has drowned all of London ... make me a tennis ball and you become my Maria Sharapova

Mastiii 4

Tusshar Kapoor

Sports & Games•City & Places•Comedy
0
# 3179
Biwi ke saamne blood donor ... aur peeth peeche Vicky donor
In front of your wife you're a blood donor ... and behind her back you're a sperm donor

Mastiii 4

Ritesh Deshmukh

Adult•Comedy
0
# 3180
Sundar biwi hone ka yehi nuksaan hai ... pehle saanson mein basao ... phir apna hi dum ghutao
Having a beautiful wife has this downside ... first you settle her in your breaths ... and then you end up suffocating yourself

Mastiii 4

Vivek Oberoi

Husband & Wife•Comedy
0
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 Hawa Hawaii
Hawa Hawaii
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