Vishvas mat karna ispe, naqli hai iska jhanda ... kabhi kutte ke pet se nikla hai murgi ka unda?

Gabrana mat ab main loogna iski jaan ... isse gilori banake khaonga jaise ho Banarasi paan

Buddhoo samajhke karta hai meri maskari ... gusse mein aaonga toh kar donga teri kir-kiri

Tum aadmi mamuli nahi bahut azeem ho ... agar yeh Anarkali hai toh tum uske Salim ho

Kyun ki mera colour black hai, kaleja black hai aur uske andar ka khoon bhi black hai ... is liye main tujhe blackmail kar raha hoon

Kitni door pahunch gaye sir!

Chand ki thandak bhi hai, ishq ki garmi bhi hai, farsh ki sakti bhi hai, jism ki narmi bhi hai ... thodi besharmi bhi hai

Kis bedardi se ujhada hai mera chaman ... ab main kahan bechunga dal sabzi aur mutton

Pagalpan bahut khatarnak bimari hoti hai ... jisse ho jaye uske liye bhi aur auron ke liye bhi

Kyun be mere pote, ek number ke khote ... bhare din joh hote, toh aaisi musibat mein phaskar kabhi na rote

Thane mein daayan pair aage rakho toh kehte hai tumhare baap ka ghar hai ... aur baayan rakho toh kehte hai bura shagun hai

Yun toh bhuj chuka hai tumhare husn ka hookah ... aare ek hum hai joh gudh-gudhaye jaate hai

Door se main aap nazar aata hoon ... zara paas aa jaon toh baap nazar aata hoon ... aur bhi paas aa jaon toh phir potato chaap nazar aata hoon ... aur agar bilkul paas aa jaon toh phir chup-chap nazar aata hoon

Public mereku Cherry Blossom Kalia ke naam se bulati ... tereko malum kyun? ... kyun ki mera dil boot polish se bhi kala

Bollywood makes Hollywood look like film school ... you love to hate it ... hate to love it

Tu gori main kala ... dono ka banega garam masala

Jab jab paapiyon ka bhav badta hai ... tab tab paapiyon ka papad banane koi na koi aa hi jaata hai

Dil sadda hai Hindustani, camera sadda je Japani ... te photo khichega suhani

You came into my house that is god's nature ... sometimes I look at you and sometimes my furniture

Mard ki zaat par hamesha lagaam kaskar rakhni chahiye ... zara dheeli chhod do toh awara behl ho jaate hai