Tere baba ne kya diya mereku ... ek lota, ek thali, ek lungi woh bhi phateli, ek potti woh bhi hateli ... arre tu hamesha samajhti mujh ko kamina, hat ja kidhar hai meri Meena

Kya house hai, kya blouse hai, kya aapka koi spouse hai?

Dole dole mera bhi dil dole ... isse pehle ki meri joote bole ... tu patli gali hole

Is dress ki taqdeer toh dekho ... tumhare pehente hi pehle se zyada khoobsurat aur bezkeemti ho gayi hai

Chaddi mein kar dena, dhoti mein kar dena ... magar raaste mein kabhi nahi karna

Jin toofano mein tum jaiso ke jhopde udh jaaya karte hai ... hum unhi toofano mein apne kapde sukaya karte hai

Betiyan baap ki pagdi mein lipti hoti hai ... pagdi utar jaye toh woh nangi ho jaati hai

Jab hum log sach-much hawai jahaz mein behetke udhenge ... toh inki toh patloon agwaade se geeli aur pichwaade se peeli ho jayegi

Jab koi dushman dushmani ka chola pehenkar samne aata hai toh pehchana jaata hai ... lekin jab koi dushman apno ka chola pehenkar samne aata hai toh badhe badhe dokha khakar reh jaate hai

Roti, kapda aur makaan teeno cheezein imaandari ke saath ek saath ... nahi milti

Bade ghar ka damaad banna, jaise topi ko sar se utaar ke pairo mein pehenna

Jab baap ka joota bete ke paon mein aa jaaye ... toh woh bachcha nahi rehta

Bomb ke phatne se dhamaka nikalta hai, patloon ke phatne se dhaga nikalta hai ... aur air condition kamre mein agar kisi ki phatti hai toh ... paseena nikalta hai

Aap har roz fancy dress competition mein jaati hai ... ya get up change karna aapki hobby hai

Charitra aadmi ko banata hai ... kapde nahi

Yeh duniya rokde pe chalti hai ... chahe woh undergarment se aaye ya underworld se

Daulat waalon se kabhi dil lagana nahi chahiye ... woh kapde aur gadiyon ki tarah dil bhi badalte rehte hai

Abhe oye cold drink ke khali botal ke mudhe hue straw ... gissi hui Kolhapuri chappal!

Ladki kitni bhi modern ho ... saree pehne toh sharma hi jaati hai

Delhi ki ladkiyan aaisi dress karti hai ... jaise har roz Diwali ho