I love phasion, phun aur gun

Wahi kahani phir ek baar ... Majnu ne liye kapde phaad ... maar tamasha beech bazar

Saari shikayatein ek saath likhva dijiye ... mooch, shirt, tie, pant, underwear, banyan, kuch mat chhodiye ... dhajjiyan udha dijiye ... lekin pyar nahi karta, yeh mat likhvaiye

Kapde badalne se insaan badal nahi jata

Jinke ghar sheeshe ke hote hai na ... woh basement mein kapde badalte hai

Agar tum meri zindagi mein nahi hoti, toh main kya hota? ... bina jeb ki pant hota, bina sole ka juta hota, bina dil ke shareer hota

Bachche bhi tumse zyada kapde pehente hai

No Hindustani, suit Armani ... ek thappad khani, mooh pe barah baj jaani

Salam thok, sar jhuka, tu dhum-daba chal rasta naap le ... kapde silaile khud ke dum pe, nahi liye maine apne baap se

Shehar ke har bridge par hote hai ATM ... jitne paise chahiye nikaal lo ... aur har sunsaan gali mein hoti hai kapadon ki dukaan ... joh pasand aaye pehen lo

Jab sharafat ke kapde utarte hai ... tab sabse zyada mazaa sharifon ko hi aata hai

Kabaadi brand yeh Rajadi, kaminey kache khiladi ... actually andhar se anaadi, udhayen daari aur pehen le saree

Jaise Superman pehenta cape hai ... jaise King Kong ko kehte ape hai ... vaise yeh great escape hai

Aisi kya cheez hai joh insaan khareedta toh hai, pehenta nahi hai ... aur joh penhenta hai woh khareedta nahi hai ... kafan

Gore pataloon pehen ke ee khel ka cricket kahat hai ... aur hum langoti baandh ke gilli-danda

Insaan ka jab waqt achcha hota hai tab logon ko uske phatte kapde bhi stylish lagte hai ... jab taste badalta hai tab wohi log uske kapde phadne lagte hai

Tu hi Seema ka sacha He-man hai ... tune chaddi bahar nahi pehni toh kya hua ... tu hi uska Superman hai

Aaj se main tera kambal tu meri razai ... main tera Honda tu meri Hyundai ... main tera langot tu meri neck tie ... main tujhe salaam karta hoon bhai

Neeche waali jab leti hai na ... toh patloon phad ke leti hai

Allah re jism-e-yaar ki khoobi ke khud-ba-khud ... rangeeniyon mein doob gaya pairahan tamaam