Meri unglioon ki raftar ... tumhare pairoon ki raftar se zyada tezz hai

Bina badshah ki izazat jab awam khushiyan manati hai ... bagawat ki pehli nishani wohi hoti hai

Children are never useless ... it's just that they are used less

Jumme ki raat hai ... badle ki baat hai ... Allah bachaye tujhe mere vaar se

Phikar mat ki jiye ... aapko shikayat ka mauka nahi doonga

Kaash us manoos raat maine nirodh ka virodh nahi kiya hota

Pata hai umeed ki height kya hai ... samundar ke kinare tatti karta hua lula ... is umeed mein ki lehrein aake dho dengi

Dost ki dosti par se yakeen khona aasaan hai ... dushman ki dushmani par se yakeen khona aasaan nahi hai

(Tum ladki mein sabse pehle kya dekhte ho) - Woh toh depend karta hai na, ki ladki aa rahi hai ... ki jaa rahi hai

Bandook kitni bhi badi kyun na ho ... jaan lene wali goli choti hi hoti hai

Kahin iska joke hamari thok na de

Pata hai deewangi ki height kya hai ... ek ladka bola ladki se, I love you ... ladki haskar boli, ha ha ha ha ... ladka apne dost se bola ... char baar haan boli

Jise duniya kehti hai haramzaada ... jise pyar se ladkiyan kehti hai aur zyada ... wohi hota hai asli mastizaada

Aap jaisa koi meri zindagi mein aaye ... toh mere bachche ka baap ban jaye

Pata hai stupidity ki height kya hai ... ek kangi ke liye ladte huye do ganje

Pata hai competition ki height kya hai ... Niagara Falls ke samne pishaab karta hua aadmi

Udta teer backside ghuste bahut baar dekha be ... pehli baar udta backside teer mein ghusega

Shola ya shabnam, naa toh hai hi ... koshish karke dekh le ... shayad haan ho jaye

Kahin two-some aur kahin three-some ... aur ab tak main hand-some

Ek aurat ki tarah ... mard ka bhi ek hi gehna hota hai