Ravana by himself had ten heads ... but Lord Vishnu by himself has the power of ten people

When the people of a kingdom celebrate without the permission of the king ... then that's the first sign of rebellion

Children are never useless ... it's just that they are used less

Don't worry ... I won't give you a reason to complain

I wish I wouldn't have objected against the condom on that inauspicious night

Do you what's the height of hope ... a man without hands shitting on the shore of the ocean ... in hopes that the waves will come and wash him

It's Friday night ... it's the matter of revenge ... may God save you from my attack

Do you know what's the height of craziness ... a guy said to a girl, I love you ... the girl laughed, ha ha ha ha ... the guy said to his friend ... she said yes 4 times

(What do you look in a girl first) - That depends if the girl is coming ... or going

I hope his joke does not get us in trouble

It's easy to lose the trust of friendship with a friend ... but it's not easy to lose the trust of enmity against an enemy

It doesn't matter how big a gun is ... the bullet that takes a life is always small

Do you know what's the height of stupidity ... two bald people fighting for a comb

Whom the world calls as a rascal ... whom the girls with love say a little more ... he's the person who has the real fun

I've seen a flying arrow enter into one's backside many times ... but for the first time a flying backside will enter into an arrow

Do you know what's the height of competition ... a man peeing in front of the Niagara Falls

If someone like you comes in my life ... then he will become the father of my child

Whether you get the girl or fire, you already have a no ... but give it shot ... may be it will turn into a yes

Somewhere there is two-some and somewhere there is three-some ... and I am still with hand-some

It is easy to wake up a person who is sleeping ... but it is impossible to wake up a person who is awake