Ritesh Deshmukh

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# 41

Casino mein haseeno ke saath hum sabke paseeno ka paisa udake bhaag gaya

He has blown away all our hard earned money with beautiful girls in the casino

Apna Sapna Money Money

Money•Comedy

# 42

# 43

Soote hue ko jagana toh aasaan hai ... lekin jaagte hue ko jagana toh namumkin hai

It is easy to wake up a person who is sleeping ... but it is impossible to wake up a person who is awake

Tere Naal Love Ho Gaya

Comedy

# 44

Yeh Muthiya itne kadak hai ... yeh khane ke nahi, yeh Muthiya maarne ke kaam aayenge

These Muthiya (snack) are so hard ... that they can be used for jerking, not for eating

Kyaa Super Kool Hain Hum

Adult•Food & Drinks

# 45

Aaj kal ki ladkiyaan coffee peene aati hai ... kaafi dikhane aati hai

These days when girls come to drink coffee ... they expose a lot

Kyaa Kool Hai Hum

Women•Food & Drinks•Comedy

# 46

Hum pagal nahi hai ... hamara dimaag kharab hai

We are not mad ... it's just that our mind is crazy

Humshakals

Comedy

# 47

Oh meri cutie pie, audh ke razai, without angdai ... main hoon tumhara patti, tu meri lugui

Oh my cutie pie, you are wrapped in a blanket, and you aren't stretching ... I am your husband and you are my woman

Housefull

Husband & Wife•Comedy

# 48

Bhuji ko raakh kehte hai, jali ko aag kehte hai ... jisne tumhe bachaya usse Lallan ka dimaag kehte hai

Burning flames is called as fire and after burning what's left is called as ash ... the thing that has saved you is called as the brain of Lallan

Total Dhamaal

Shayari•Comedy

# 49

Ram banaye jodi ... gadhe ko mil gayi ghodi

God makes the pairs ... and the donkey got the mare

Humshakals

Animals & Birds•Comedy

# 50

Log toh soo ke sapne dekhte hai, par main toh jaag ke sapne dekhta hoon ... aur sapne toh wahi sach hote hai joh jaag ke dekhe jaate hai

People dream while they are asleep, but I dream while I am awake ... and only those dreams come true which are seen while you are awake

Tere Naal Love Ho Gaya

Dreams•Comedy

# 51

Life ne apna bahut kheech liye ... tum bhi apna photo kheech lo

Life has pulled my leg a lot ... now you take a photo of me

Kyaa Kool Hai Hum

Life•Comedy

# 52

Main ek aam aadmi hoon ... aur aam aadmi ke naam nahi hote ... bas kaam hote hai

I'm a common man ... and a common man doesn't have a famous name ... he only has famous deeds

Bank Chor

Inspiration

# 53

Zindagi do choice deta hai ... ya toh zindagi ko gaali dete rehne ka ... ya phir joh zindagi mile usse gale lagane ka

Life gives us two choices ... either you keep on cursing life ... or else embrace the life that you have

Banjo

Life•Inspiration

# 54

Apun patang, woh apni dor ... woh morni, apun uska mor

I'm a kite and she's my string ... she's a peahen and I'm her peacock

Banjo

Animals & Birds•Comedy

# 55

Uske kuch kuch mein ... kuch nahi hota hai

In his something something ... nothing happens

Great Grand Masti

Adult•Comedy

# 56

Ab tak toh paison ke liye maine paseena bahaya tha ... aaj tumne mera khoon bhi bhaha diya

Until now I had shed my sweat to earn money ... but today you've shed my blood as well

Tere Naal Love Ho Gaya

Money•Drama

# 57

Jab do log ka life ek hota hai na ... toh unka sapna bhi ek hi mangta hai

When two people are living one life ... then their dream must also be one

Banjo

Life•Dreams

# 58

Tereko udne ka hai na toh apun tera plane ban jayega ... agar tairne ka hai toh tera boat ban jayega ... agar girne ka rahega na toh parachute ban jayega ... neend aaya toh takiya ban jayega ... nahi aaya toh lori ban jayega

I'll become your plane if you want to fly ... I'll become your boat if you want to swim ... I'll become your parachute if you want to fall ... I'll become your pillow if you want to sleep ... I'll become your lullaby if you can't sleep

Banjo

Transportation•Comedy

# 59

Ghar nahi mila toh aasmaan ko chatt, footpath ko bistar bana diya ... kabhi hawa khaya, kabhi gaali khaya ... aur jab mila tab khana khaya

Since I didn't have a house, I made the sky as my roof and the footpath as my bed ... sometimes I ate air, sometimes I was cursed ... and I ate food whenever I got it

Banjo

House•Food & Drinks