Aajkal logon ko aisa accountant chahiye ... joh hisaab barabar bhi rakhe aur zaroorat aane par hisaab barabar bhi kar sake

Buzurgo ka aashirwad hi duniya ki sabse badi daulat hai

Main insaan par bharosa nahi karta ... technology mere liye kaafi hai

Politics sher ki sawari hai ... ek baar utar gaye toh jaan se bhi haath dho behetoge

Apna aakhri shradh mana le ... kyun ki iske baad tere haath aur hathyar bhi kaam nahi aayenge

Ek second lagega tujhe maarne mein ... lekin nahi ... tujhe har din maarunga, har second maarunga

Na main teri tarah kisi ko supari doonga, na hi saboot mittaonga ... balki jis din main tum logon ke naam ke matke phodonga na ... us din is shehar ka bachcha bachcha bolega ... tapka re tapka ... ek aur tapka

Adalat mein muqadma ladna mera pesha hai ... aur adalat ke kaam kaaz mein koi apni taange adaye ... uski taange todna meri hobby

Eent ka jawab patthar ... gudh ka jawab shakkar ... aur sajan ko sabak sikhana ho toh chalao dooja chakkar

Jab ghar pe ho sakta hai zukaam ka ilaaj toh kyun dhoonde kisi doctor ka address ... ki farak penda hai ki ilaaj kare Munnabhai ya M.B.B.S

Choona jamke padna chahiye, chahe paan ho Banaras ya Kolkate ka ... saboot tagda hona chahiye, chahe thank you bolna pade kisi bhi ullu de pathe da

Gas ho jaye khatam toh jala lo chula ... shehar mein swayamvar kyun kare jab bagal mein ho dulha

Main apne area mein pehle gair kanooni dhande band karta hoon ... aur phir dhande karne waalon ko

Aaj ke baad mujhe agar kisi ke khilaaf koi bhi report mili ... toh main uska woh haal karoonga, ki maa baap bhi nahi pehchanenge

Maana maine Ali Bhai ka kehna, maana tune Ali Bhai ka kehna ... lekin us budhe ki baat tu seriously mat lena, aur hamesha Mussa se bachke rehna

Waqt ne tumhe hamesha dhokha diya hai ... lekin is baar woh tumhare saath chalega

Joh insaan wafaadar aur gaddar mein fark nahi samajh sakta ... woh maalik hone ke layak nahi ho sakta

Tum mujhe bahut achchi lagti ho ... jab samne rehti ho toh dil karta hai ki tumhe dekhta rahoon ... aur jab door rehti ho toh mann chahta hai ki tumhare bare mein sochta rahoon

Apun ke ghar mein aake, apun ko gaali deke, apun ko dhamkakar, apun ko badmash bolkar agar tum zinda khada hai na ... toh isse badke aur koi sharafat nahi ho sakti

Pyar is duniya ki sari taqleefon ko apni mithaas se pighala deta hai