I like you a lot ... when you're near me then I only want to see you ... and when you're away from me then my heart only wants to think about you

After coming into my house, after cursing me, after threatening me, after calling me a rowdy person if you're standing alive ... then there is no decency bigger than that

Love melts all the problems of this world with it's sweetness

When a husband looks for a reason to keep a mistress along with a wife ... then he is left all alone holding a banana

Who can stop what's going to happen ... what's going to happen will happen ... no matter how many diapers you change of a child ... he will still wet the bed

A watchman is the one who guards, because even a dog is loyal ... the one who cheats his wife, even a dog doesn't remain loyal to him

No matter what mark is there on the shirt, it comes out with Nirma or Rin ... the one who does bad things, he comes out from a dustbin

Just like the grinder grinding in the jail recognizes rascals ... just like that Lakhwinder Singh Lakha aka Lucky recognizes his brother-in-laws

Today I'll keep hitting you ... until you are in a condition to lie down on your pyre

The higher the person is ... that much more harder he falls on the ground

Breathe in just like you take a bank loan in ... and breathe out slowly just like you pay the installment out

There is more power in bribe than there is in anger

I will not talk with words ... I will talk with punches and kicks

I don't joke ... I fire bullets

Beauty lies in the eyes of the beer holder

Nowadays people want such an accountant ... who can keep the accounts properly and also when the time comes, can fix the accounts

The blessings of elders is the biggest wealth in the world

Mud can be washed by any soap ... but the mud of riches that is stuffed in your mind ... cannot be washed with any soap

Politics is like a ride on a tiger's back ... once you get down then you'll lose your life as well

When you don't have the courage to bite ... then you shouldn't bark as well