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# 81
Girlfriend pehle pehle malai jaisi lagti hai ... phir dheere dheere cholesterol jaisa feel deti hai ... and finally seedhe heart attack
Initially the girlfriend looks like cream ... then slowly slowly gives the feel like cholesterol ... and finally direct heart attack
# 82
Shaadi mein sabse important cheez kya hoti hai ... maang bharna ... aur aadmiyon ka toh kaam hi hai aurat ki har maang bharna
What's the most important thing in a marriage ... to fill vermilion in a women's hair parting ... and it's the duty of men to fulfill every desire of women
# 83
Laundiya ko ghumana ho, jeb mein haath daalo note nikal aata hai ... laundiya ko gol-gappa khilana ho, jeb mein haath daalo note nikal aayega ... laundiya ko cinema dikhana ho, jeb mein haath daalo ... kya nikal aata hai? ... (note) ... lekin jab jeb phatti hogi, us mein haath daloge toh kya nikaloge ... ghanta!
When you want to go out with a girl, just put your hand in the pocket and money comes out ... if you want to treat a girl with a snack, just put your hand in the pocket and money comes out ... if you want to watch a movie with a girl, just put your hand in the pocket ... and what comes out? ... (money) ... but if your pocket is torn, what will you remove using your hand ... nothing!
# 84
Aurat nadi ke samaan hoti hai ... yadi apne kinaron ki maryada mein rahe, toh lati hai khushali ... aur yadi apne kinaron ki maryada todh de, toh lati hai vinash, barbadi
A woman is like a river ... if she stays within the limits of its shores, then she brings happiness ... and if she crosses the limits of its shores, then she brings wrecking, destruction
# 85
Joh jung aadmi teer aur talwar se nahi jeet pata ... aurat us jung ko apne aasoonyon se jeet leti hai
The war that a man cannot win with arrows and swords ... a woman can win that war with her tears
# 86
Jab aurat apni izzat bechne par aa jati hai ... toh phir woh kisi bhi aadmi ko khareed sakti hai
When a woman comes down to selling her respect ... then she can buy any man
# 87
Joh opposite hota hai ladkiyan hamesha wahi kehti hai
Girls always say the opposite
# 88
Agar ek ladki ne zakhm diya hai na ... toh marham sirf doosri ladki laga sakti hai
If one girl has given you the wound ... then only an other girl can apply the ointment
# 89
Har ladki ka siyapa hai ki I love surprises ... jab ki asal baat yeh hai ki women hate surprises ... they just love the opportunity to pretend to be surprised
Every woman claims that they love surprises ... but the reality is that women hate surprises ... they just love the opportunity to pretend to be surprised
# 90
Jaise hi fasal pak jaye toh rakhwaale ki zaroorat hoti hai ... vaise hi ladki jawan ho jaye toh gharwaale ki zaroorat hoti hai
Just like the crops need a protector once they ripen ... just like that a girl she needs a husband when she becomes young
# 91
Aurat ka khaas khayal do hi umar ma bahut rakhna padta hai ... ek jab uski umar hovat hai satrah, tab saala badh jaata hai khatra ... aur jab aurat hovat hai tees, oo saali ban javat hai cheez
You have to take special care of a woman at two ages ... once when she turns 17, since she becomes dangerous then ... and second when she turns 30, since she becomes hot then
# 92
Dil mein ghusne se pehle ladki log knock kaiko nahi karta hai re?
Why don't girls knock before entering the heart?
# 93
Yeh sirf ek safed sari nahin ... ek vidhwa ka gehna hai
This is not just a white sari ... it is an ornament of a widow
# 94
Kabhi kisi aurat ka dil mat todhna aur kabhi kisi ka ghar mat todhna
Never break a woman's heart and never break someone's family
# 95
Hamare zamane mein ladkiyan apni shaadi ki baat sunke sharm ke maare bhaag jaati thi ... aur aaj kal toh ladkiyan ghar se bhaag jaati hai phir bhi nahi sharmati
In the old days girls used to feel shy and run away when they heard about her marriage ... and these days girls run away from their houses and they still don't feel shy
# 96
Har aurat hamaar maiyya hai aur hum maiyya ka sauda nahi karat
Every women is my mother and I don't trade my mother
# 97
Premika banna bahut aasan hai ... biwi banna utna hi mushkil hai
The become a lover is very easy ... but to become a wife is very hard
# 98
Aadmi hai na woh marne ke baad bhoot banta hai ... lekin aurat joh hai, woh chudeil ki chudeil hi rehti hai
A man becomes a ghost after he dies ... but a woman, remains a bitch before and after death
# 99
Agar shakal dekh ke ladkiyan shaadi karti na ... toh Hindustan mein aadhe ladke kanware hote
If girls would marry just by looking at the face ... then half the guys in India would be bachelors
# 100
Aurat aur sharab ka mila-jula nasha aaisa nasha hai ki ... bade bade sultan barbad ho gaye
The combined intoxication of women and alcohol is such that ... even the best of the best rulers have got ruined
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