Ladkiyon ko nakhun sirf rang lagane ke liye nahi bhadana chahiye ... koi chhede toh uske chehre ko noch lena chahiye

Girls should grow their nails not only to colour them ... but also to use it to scratch the face of someone who teases them

Dil mein ghusne se pehle ladki log knock kaiko nahi karta hai re?

Why don't girls knock before entering the heart?

Morning morning mein gents ka paise mangna ... ladies ke liye bahot bura bad luck honda hai

Gents asking for money early in the morning ... is a big bad luck for ladies

Shaadi mein sabse important cheez kya hoti hai ... maang bharna ... aur aadmiyon ka toh kaam hi hai aurat ki har maang bharna

What's the most important thing in a marriage ... to fill vermilion in a women's hair parting ... and it's the duty of men to fulfill every desire of women

Laundiya ko ghumana ho, jeb mein haath daalo note nikal aata hai ... laundiya ko gol-gappa khilana ho, jeb mein haath daalo note nikal aayega ... laundiya ko cinema dikhana ho, jeb mein haath daalo ... kya nikal aata hai? ... (note) ... lekin jab jeb phatti hogi, us mein haath daloge toh kya nikaloge ... ghanta!

When you want to go out with a girl, just put your hand in the pocket and money comes out ... if you want to treat a girl with a snack, just put your hand in the pocket and money comes out ... if you want to watch a movie with a girl, just put your hand in the pocket ... and what comes out? ... (money) ... but if your pocket is torn, what will you remove using your hand ... nothing!

Har aurat hamaar maiyya hai aur hum maiyya ka sauda nahi karat

Every women is my mother and I don't trade my mother

Girlfriend pehle pehle malai jaisi lagti hai ... phir dheere dheere cholesterol jaisa feel deti hai ... and finally seedhe heart attack

Initially the girlfriend looks like cream ... then slowly slowly gives the feel like cholesterol ... and finally direct heart attack

Jab aurat apni izzat bechne par aa jati hai ... toh phir woh kisi bhi aadmi ko khareed sakti hai

When a woman comes down to selling her respect ... then she can buy any man

Arre jab shakti, sampatti, sadbuddhi, yeh teeno hi auratein hai ... toh in mardon ko kis baat ka guroor

When women are the embodiment of all three, power, wealth and intelligence ... then what makes these men feel so superior

Joh jung aadmi teer aur talwar se nahi jeet pata ... aurat us jung ko apne aasoonyon se jeet leti hai

The war that a man cannot win with arrows and swords ... a woman can win that war with her tears

Yeh sirf ek safed sari nahin ... ek vidhwa ka gehna hai

This is not just a white sari ... it is an ornament of a widow

Har ladki ka siyapa hai ki I love surprises ... jab ki asal baat yeh hai ki women hate surprises ... they just love the opportunity to pretend to be surprised

Every woman claims that they love surprises ... but the reality is that women hate surprises ... they just love the opportunity to pretend to be surprised

Jab ek aurat se itna dukh utha liya ... toh doosri aurat se thoda sa sukh uthana yaar

Since you've taken so much grief from one woman ... hence take a little bit of enjoyment from another woman

Ladke ne ladki ko do din hug nahi kiya toh problem ... hug kiya toh cheap ho rahe ho, itna bhi achcha nahi lagta

If a guy didn't hug the girl for two days then that's a problem ... and if he hugged then she says that you're being cheap, it doesn't look good

Agar ek ladki ne zakhm diya hai na ... toh marham sirf doosri ladki laga sakti hai

If one girl has given you the wound ... then only an other girl can apply the ointment

Joh opposite hota hai ladkiyan hamesha wahi kehti hai

Girls always say the opposite

Agar shakal dekh ke ladkiyan shaadi karti na ... toh Hindustan mein aadhe ladke kanware hote

If girls would marry just by looking at the face ... then half the guys in India would be bachelors

Kabhi kisi aurat ka dil mat todhna aur kabhi kisi ka ghar mat todhna

Never break a woman's heart and never break someone's family

Aurat ko uski jaat aur dushman ko uski aukaad ... jitna jaldi ho sake bata deni chahiye

A woman's class and the enemy's status ... should be shown to them as soon as possible

Aurat pe haath uthana ... namard ki pehli nishaani hai

Hitting a woman ... is the first sign of an impotent man