Insaan yeh jaan sakta hai ki chaand aur suraj mein kya chupa hai ... lekin yeh kabhi nahi jaan sakta ki ek ladki ke dil mein kya chupa hai

Morning morning mein gents ka paise mangna ... ladies ke liye bahot bura bad luck honda hai

Jab ek aurat se itna dukh utha liya ... toh doosri aurat se thoda sa sukh uthana yaar

Hindustani womens hockey na kuch kar payee hai ... na kuch kar payengi

Dil mein ghusne se pehle ladki log knock kaiko nahi karta hai re?

Beauty beauty beauty ... beti beti beti

Arre jab shakti, sampatti, sadbuddhi, yeh teeno hi auratein hai ... toh in mardon ko kis baat ka guroor

Ladkiyon ko nakhun sirf rang lagane ke liye nahi bhadana chahiye ... koi chhede toh uske chehre ko noch lena chahiye

Jab aurat apni izzat bechne par aa jati hai ... toh phir woh kisi bhi aadmi ko khareed sakti hai

Yeh sirf ek safed sari nahin ... ek vidhwa ka gehna hai

Girlfriend pehle pehle malai jaisi lagti hai ... phir dheere dheere cholesterol jaisa feel deti hai ... and finally seedhe heart attack

Joh jung aadmi teer aur talwar se nahi jeet pata ... aurat us jung ko apne aasoonyon se jeet leti hai

Ladke ne ladki ko do din hug nahi kiya toh problem ... hug kiya toh cheap ho rahe ho, itna bhi achcha nahi lagta

Agar shakal dekh ke ladkiyan shaadi karti na ... toh Hindustan mein aadhe ladke kanware hote

Har ladki ka siyapa hai ki I love surprises ... jab ki asal baat yeh hai ki women hate surprises ... they just love the opportunity to pretend to be surprised

Ek mard pita banta hai bache ke pehda hone ke baad ... magar ek aurat tabhi maa banti hai jab bacha uske garb mein aata hai

Kabhi kisi aurat ka dil mat todhna aur kabhi kisi ka ghar mat todhna

Aurat ko uski jaat aur dushman ko uski aukaad ... jitna jaldi ho sake bata deni chahiye

Agar ek ladki ne zakhm diya hai na ... toh marham sirf doosri ladki laga sakti hai

Khoobsurat ladki dil jeet'ti hai ... akalmand ladki shohrat jeet'ti hai ... aur jis ladki ke paas khoobsurati, akal, dono ho ... woh duniya jeet'ti hai