Aurat agar jhoot bolne par aaye na ... toh shatir se shatir aadmi ko dhokha de sakti hai

Maika ladki ke liye ek sarai jaisa hota hai ... jahan aadmi raat bhar aaram toh kar sakta hai ... lekin zindagi bhar ka thikana nahi kar sakta

Khula paisa aur khuli aurat samne ho ... toh aadmi ka dimaag kaam karna bandh kar deta hai

Bribe is an institution started by women ... kyun ki inke pass joh dene ko rishvat hai woh kabhi khatam nahi hone waali ... aur hum saale rishvatkhor apni maraaye jaa rahe hai ... isse toh acha hai saala apne haath se hi shaadi karlo

Jab aurat ka dil tootta hai, toh woh apni sari zindagi un tukdon ko baantene mein kharch kar deti hai ... aur jab mard ka dil tootta hai, toh woh apni sari zindagi un tukdon ko sametne mein

Behind every successful man there is a woman ... but behind every unsuccessful man are there two, three, many more

Badle ke aag mein jalti hui naari aur chot khai hui nagin ... dono ek samaan hoti hai

Ab pata chala yeh aadmiyon ko itne heart attack kyun aate hai aur yeh gay bandhe itne successful kyun hote hai ... because they don't have a woman to screw their happiness na

Joh ladki raat ke andhere mein ghar se bhaag jaati hai ... usse din ke ujale mein log taane maar maarkar marne par majboor kar dete hai

Main beta de sakti hoon, laaj nahi de sakti

Bhagyawan wohi hoti hai joh do kandhon pe savaar apne babul ke ghar se jaati hai ... aur char kandhon pe savaar apne dulha ke ghar se nikalti hai

Nail polish kisi bhi time lagana ... har ladki ka birthright hota hai

Mard aurat ka bhagwan hota hai ... balki usse bhi ooncha hota hai

Agar ghar ka mard bighad jaye toh sirf ek nasal barbaad hoti hai ... lekin agar ek aurat bighad jaye toh us ghar ki saat nasalen tabah ho jaati hai

Joh aurat kisi ke pyar ki kasam kha chuki ho ... woh paraye mard ke haath lagne se hi mar jaati hai

Woh vidhva suhagan se oonchi hoti hai ... jiska pati desh ki aan par shaheed hota hai

Ladkiyon ko bangla chahiye ... kangla nahi

Tum jaisi auratein mard ke bagair reh nahi sakti ... oh sorry in your case mardon ke bagair

History uthake dekh lo, do cheezein hamesha common rahi hai ... mardon ka zamana raha hai ... auraton ne aake aafat ki hai

Mard ko abaad bhi aurat karti hai aur barbaad bhi aurat karti hai