Ladkiyon ko IQ nahi CQ chahiye ... "Cool Quotient"

Girls don't want IQ (Intelligence Quotient), they want CQ ... "Cool Quotient"

Dosti aur ladki mein hamesha ladki jeet'ti hai

Between friendship and a girl, the girl always wins

Daulat ka kya hai, woh toh aati jati rehti hai ... magar beti toh ghar ki izzat hai ... aur izzat ek baar chali jaye toh woh laut kar vapis nahi aaya karti

Who cares for wealth, it comes and goes ... but daughter is the honor of the house ... and once honor goes away then it never comes back

Duniya aurat chalati hai ... aadmi toh bas chalta hai

Women drive this world ... a man simply lives in it

Tum ladkiyan seedhe sawaal ka seedha jawaab kyun nahi de sakti?

Why can't you girls give a straight answer to a straight question?

A son is a son till he gets himself a wife ... but a daughter is a daughter all her life

A son is a son till he gets himself a wife ... but a daughter is a daughter all her life

Tumne aurat ko samjha nahi bhaiya ... woh andhero se nahi darti ... jab woh faisla kar leti hai toh mann mein vishvas ka diya jalakar ... usse apni maang ka sindoor bana leti hai

Brother you have not understood a woman ... she is not scared of darkness ... when she makes a decision then she ignites the lamp of faith in her heart ... and turns it into vermilion of her hair parting

Aurat ka khaas khayal do hi umar ma bahut rakhna padta hai ... ek jab uski umar hovat hai satrah, tab saala badh jaata hai khatra ... aur jab aurat hovat hai tees, oo saali ban javat hai cheez

You have to take special care of a woman at two ages ... once when she turns 17, since she becomes dangerous then ... and second when she turns 30, since she becomes hot then

Tune Maryam ka daaman aur Sita ki gaud dekhi hai ... Durga aur Kali roop nahi dekha

You have seen Maryam's hem and Sita's lap ... you have not seen the guise of Durga and Kali

Agar ek aurat apne suhaag ko bachane ki zid kare ... toh woh ishwar aur shaitan, dono ke iraade badal sakti hai

If a woman comes to the obstinance of saving her husband ... then she can change the intention of God and satan both

Ladkiyan kapur ki tarah hoti hai ... teeli lagi nahi ki jalkar roshni dene lagti hai ... aur tum ladke tubelight ki tarah hote ho ... bahut der se jalte ho

Girls are like a camphor ball ... the moment a matchstick ignites they start spreading the light ... and you boys are like a tubelight ... you start very late

Bina kapde ke kaali gori sab ek jaisi dikhti hai

Without clothes all girls, black or white look the same

Ladki ko patane mein itna time nahi jata hai ... jitna usse hatane mein jata hai

The amount of time it takes to impress a girl ... is less than the time it takes to dump her

Aurat nadi ke samaan hoti hai ... yadi apne kinaron ki maryada mein rahe, toh lati hai khushali ... aur yadi apne kinaron ki maryada todh de, toh lati hai vinash, barbadi

A woman is like a river ... if she stays within the limits of its shores, then she brings happiness ... and if she crosses the limits of its shores, then she brings wrecking, destruction

Main yeh nahi janta ki yeh kahan likha hai ... ki ek aurat mard se zyada pyar de sakti hai

I don't know where is it written ... that a woman can give more love than a man

Laundiya ko ghumana ho, jeb mein haath daalo note nikal aata hai ... laundiya ko gol-gappa khilana ho, jeb mein haath daalo note nikal aayega ... laundiya ko cinema dikhana ho, jeb mein haath daalo ... kya nikal aata hai? ... (note) ... lekin jab jeb phatti hogi, us mein haath daloge toh kya nikaloge ... ghanta!

When you want to go out with a girl, just put your hand in the pocket and money comes out ... if you want to treat a girl with a snack, just put your hand in the pocket and money comes out ... if you want to watch a movie with a girl, just put your hand in the pocket ... and what comes out? ... (money) ... but if your pocket is torn, what will you remove using your hand ... nothing!

Shaadi mein sabse important cheez kya hoti hai ... maang bharna ... aur aadmiyon ka toh kaam hi hai aurat ki har maang bharna

What's the most important thing in a marriage ... to fill vermilion in a women's hair parting ... and it's the duty of men to fulfill every desire of women

Ladkiya hamesha ek doosre se aaise kyun milti hai ... jaise abhi abhi pagal khane se nikli ho

Why do girls always meet each other in a way ... as if they have just come out from a mental hospital

Aurat pyar ke liye mard ke saath sooti hai aur mard soone ke liye pyar karta hai

A woman sleeps with a man for love and a man loves a woman to sleep with her

Har aurat hamaar maiyya hai aur hum maiyya ka sauda nahi karat

Every women is my mother and I don't trade my mother