Janta hai tu ki danger naam hai mera ... aur main janta hoon ki kya kaam hai tera

Ek doonga rakhke mooh pe ... soo jayega Juhu pe

Hamare is kaale dhande mein zindagi aur maut ka khel toh chalta hi rehta hai

Har jagah mera hi number pehle aata hai

Department tereko promotion dega ... pan retire main karega tereko

Meri aadat hai, main jis cheez ko ek baar pasand karta hoon ... usse yah toh paa leta hoon ... yah usse is layak nahi chhodta ki woh kisi aur ke layak rahe

Hamare yahan toh yamdoot bhi hamari ijaazat ke bina nahi aa sakta

Maalik pehda nahi huye toh kya ... ban toh sakte hai

Yeh Ranatunga ki lanka hai ... yahan pe raasta kilometer mein nahi ... bichi huyi laashon mein naapa jaata hai

Yeh normal item nahi hai ... atom bomb hai

Bajirao Singham ko pehli baar dekh ke ya toh public seeti bajati hai, taali maarti hai, ya phir salute karti hai

Kayde mein raho, fayde mein rahoge ... varna shamshan ya kabristan mein rahoge

(Insaaf dilayega tu?) - Insaaf nahi, saaf karne aaya hoon

Tu bura hai toh main bure logon ka nawab hoon ... tu bada hoke bighda hoga ... main bachpan se kharaab hoon

Sudhar ja nahi toh guzar jayega

(Aa raha hoon main) - Immigration ke baad seedha tera cremation hoga

(Yeh tum har baat pe dialogue kyun maarte ho?) - Kyun ki har superhit action se pehle ... superhit dialogue zaroori hota hai

Ravikumar aadmi nahi aandhi hai ... teri sultanat udda ke rakh dega

(Jaanta nahi kiske samne khada hai?) - Bhagwan tum ho nahi sakte ... insaan tum lagte nahi ... aur shaitaan se main nahi darta

Ae Munna, jab tumne tamancha chhua bhi nahi tha ... tab se hum top se apna cigarette sulgaya karte the