Clinic all clear dandruff shampoo ki tarah clear clear bata do ... varna itna maarenge ki zindagi bhar badan pe kapdon ki jagah dukh dabao lep lagakar ghoomoge

Abhe pain balm ... ghamorio ke saste powder!

Mere bahadur saathiyon ... nikal aao bahar aur laashon se bhar do is shehar ko ... jala do, raakh kardo, ek bhi zinda na rahe

Yeh haath bada ziddi hai ... gardan pakad le toh dum nikaal ke chhodta hai ... aur haath pakad le toh apna ke chhodta

Main lift se ya seedhiyon se nahi ... laashon ke dher ke upar chad chadke upar pahuncha hoon

Bheje ka dahi kiya toh dhood bana daloonga ... kaan ke neeche capsule laga daloonga

Desh ke dushman tera hoga mooh kaala ... aaj Bulla ka janaza hai uthne waala

Aye main Shankar dada ... baat karne nahi ka zyada ... poora ka poora aadmi ka kar doonga aadha

Aaj ke zamane mein achcha insaan ban jaana bada risk hai

Janta hai tu ki danger naam hai mera ... aur main janta hoon ki kya kaam hai tera

Ek doonga rakhke mooh pe ... soo jayega Juhu pe

Hamare is kaale dhande mein zindagi aur maut ka khel toh chalta hi rehta hai

Har jagah mera hi number pehle aata hai

Department tereko promotion dega ... pan retire main karega tereko

Meri aadat hai, main jis cheez ko ek baar pasand karta hoon ... usse yah toh paa leta hoon ... yah usse is layak nahi chhodta ki woh kisi aur ke layak rahe

Hamare yahan toh yamdoot bhi hamari ijaazat ke bina nahi aa sakta

Maalik pehda nahi huye toh kya ... ban toh sakte hai

Yeh hamari lanka hai ... is lanka mein kadam rakhne se bhagwan bhi darta hai ... na koi bhagwan aaya hai ... na kabhi aa payega

Yeh Ranatunga ki lanka hai ... yahan pe raasta kilometer mein nahi ... bichi huyi laashon mein naapa jaata hai

Yeh normal item nahi hai ... atom bomb hai