Tum hamesha jeetne waale ghodhe par hi paisa lagate ho ... aur main jis ghodhe par paisa lagata hoon ... usse jeetna hi padta hai

Bhavnao ki chot jab dil par lagti hai ... toh nafrat ki jwala badakh uthti hai

Meri vardi pe medal bahut lage hai ... par daag sirf ek

Do type ke leader hote hai ... ek woh joh sarkar girakar khush hote hai ... doosre woh joh sarkar banakar khush hote hai

Garam se garam kaam karte waqt, dil aur dimag ko thanda rakha karo

Kaaton ko murjhane ka khauf nahin hota

Kabhi pay check milte waqt ... tumhare aankhon mein aasun aye hai?

Ajnabiyon ki baat sun leni chahiye ... kabhi kabhi ajnabi apno se zyada jaante hain

Pyar amrit hota hai agar safal hua toh ... nahi toh wohi pyar zehar ban jaata hai

Yahan insaaf nahi hone waala ... yahan sirf jhoot kaha jayega, jhoot suna jayega aur jhoot likha jayega

Khuda itni zehmat kar ... ke bandhe thodi rehmat kar

Itna bada jhoot mat bol ... ki jhoot bhi sharminda ho jaye

Duniya ke samne haath nahi jodhte ... warna kaam nikal jaane ke baad duniya waale haath todh dete hai

Kaash hum zindagi ko bhi forward karke dekh sakte

Sacha dost toh woh hota hai ... joh dost ki galati ko apni galati samajhkar maaf karde

Sirf khoon ke rishton ka maan rakha jaata hai ... mann ke rishton ka nahi

Jaane se pehle, ek aakhri baar milna kyun zaroori hota hai?

Khuredne se zakhm bharte nahi hai ... hare ho jaate hai

Badhon ke mooh se nikli hui gaaliyan ... choton ko dua bankar lagti hai ... joh badhon ki daant kha leta hai ... woh zindagi ki thokarein nahi khata

Yeh khuda ke roop mein insaan hai ... yah insaan ke roop mein khuda