Aye toh ho late ... lekin ho aap great

Langoor ki dumm par angoor ki bail ... khatam ho gaya is moti ka khel

Ring fasi toh ladki fasi

Main toh aakhi zindagi samajhdari ki baat karte rehta hoon ... magar afsoos ki baat yeh hai ki pehli martaba meri samajhdari ki baat aapki samajhdari ki pitaari mein utari hai ... samajhe ki nahi?

Zindagi murdajali ka naam hai ... zinda dil kya khaak jeete hai

Oye mere dry fruiton, oye mere kaju, oye mere badam ... oye jhappi de de yaar, oye pappi de de yaar

Nasha sharaab mein nahi hota bewakoof ... varna paimaane nachte

Badle badle mere sarkar nazar aate hai ... aur mujhko barbaadi ke aasaar nazar aate hai

Joh alag dikhta hai ... wahi aaj kal bikta hai

Aadmi chahe jitna bhi teda ho ... arthi sabki seedhi hi nikalti hai

Duniya mein hajaam aur doctor hi aaise hote hai ... jinke haathon mein ustra hone ke bawajood bhi ... haskar log unke samne gardan jhuka dete hai

Aap log kaun hai, kyun hai, kahan se aaye hai, kyun aaye hai, kisse milna hai, kyun milna hai ... agar is waqt nahi aate toh kya bighad jaata?

Karele jaisi soorat aur jalebi ke sapne

Aaj ke baad aapka koi bhi aadmi yahan nazar nahi aana chahiye ... varna aaisi dhulai karoonga ki saath pushton tak aapki aulad ganji pehda hongi

Valet parking toh suna tha dude ... lekin yeh toh valley parking ho gaya

Udhaar lene waale ko ek saal bhi ek din ke barabar lagta hai ... lekin udhaar dene waale ko ek din bhi saal bhar ke barabar lagta hai

Tijori saaf, kaha suna maaf

Insaano ka kabhi bharosa nahi karna chahiye

Abhi toh tamasha hoga ... bahut bada tamasha hoga

Main isse hypnotize karega aur tujhe surprise karega