Na hui sard dil ki lagi ... barf mein bhi laga ke dekh liya ... itna sher garam tha ... magar barf mein daal ke thanda kar diya

Yaar ki mehfil mein kab ki patt chuki gandheriyan ... jhadoo lekar aaye hai shayad uthane bediyan

Baba ki godh mein ghus ja tel laga ke ... bhootni ke chale aate hai taang uthake yahan pe

Dono jahaan teri mohabbat mein haarke ... woh chal diya bechara baithakke maar maarke

Lover ko pareshan karna Hindustani nariyon ki adayen hoti hai

Kyun ki mera colour black hai, kaleja black hai aur uske andar ka khoon bhi black hai ... is liye main tujhe blackmail kar raha hoon

Kitni door pahunch gaye sir!

Chand ki thandak bhi hai, ishq ki garmi bhi hai, farsh ki sakti bhi hai, jism ki narmi bhi hai ... thodi besharmi bhi hai

Kis bedardi se ujhada hai mera chaman ... ab main kahan bechunga dal sabzi aur mutton

Pagalpan bahut khatarnak bimari hoti hai ... jisse ho jaye uske liye bhi aur auron ke liye bhi

Kyun be mere pote, ek number ke khote ... bhare din joh hote, toh aaisi musibat mein phaskar kabhi na rote

Yun toh bhuj chuka hai tumhare husn ka hookah ... aare ek hum hai joh gudh-gudhaye jaate hai

Door se main aap nazar aata hoon ... zara paas aa jaon toh baap nazar aata hoon ... aur bhi paas aa jaon toh phir potato chaap nazar aata hoon ... aur agar bilkul paas aa jaon toh phir chup-chap nazar aata hoon

Public mereku Cherry Blossom Kalia ke naam se bulati ... tereko malum kyun? ... kyun ki mera dil boot polish se bhi kala

Bollywood makes Hollywood look like film school ... you love to hate it ... hate to love it

Tu gori main kala ... dono ka banega garam masala

Jab jab paapiyon ka bhav badta hai ... tab tab paapiyon ka papad banane koi na koi aa hi jaata hai

Dil sadda hai Hindustani, camera sadda je Japani ... te photo khichega suhani

Woh mera landlord hai ... insaan ko land se lord ke paas pahunchta hai

Filmy keeday ne isse bachpan mein hi kaat liya tha ... woh keeda kab sulemani keeda ban gaya, kisi ko pata hi nahi chala