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# 3201

Aurat 420 nahi, 840 hai ... aur mera aurat malum hai 1680

Women are not 420 (cheaters), they are 840 ... and you know my wife is 1680

Miss 420

Johnny Lever

Women•Husband & Wife•Comedy
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# 3202

Aye toh ho late ... lekin ho aap great

You may have come late ... but you're great

Out of Control

Satish Kaushik

Comedy
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# 3203

Baat ban gayi, life ban gayi ... bhabhi bhaiya ki wife ban gayi

Life is great and it's confirmed ... sister-in-law has become my brothers wife

Shapath

Harish Kumar

Comedy•Life•Husband & Wife
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# 3204

Langoor ki dumm par angoor ki bail ... khatam ho gaya is moti ka khel

There is a grapevine on the tail of a monkey ... the game of this fat lady is over

Shapath

Shakti Kapoor

Animals & Birds•Food & Drinks•Comedy
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# 3205

Ring fasi toh ladki fasi

If the ring sticks then the girl will stick

Prem Kaa Game

Unknown

Comedy
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# 3206

Main toh aakhi zindagi samajhdari ki baat karte rehta hoon ... magar afsoos ki baat yeh hai ki pehli martaba meri samajhdari ki baat aapki samajhdari ki pitaari mein utari hai ... samajhe ki nahi?

I keep talking about sensible things my entire life ... but it's a pity that for the first time my sensible point has entered into your pot of senses ... does that make sense?

Kishen Kanhaiya

Kader Khan

Comedy
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# 3207

Zindagi murdajali ka naam hai ... zinda dil kya khaak jeete hai

Life is the name of apathy ... the people with enthusiasm hardly live their life

Rocky

Suresh Menon

Comedy•Life
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# 3208

Mard do zaat ke hote hai ... ek joh bewakoof pehda hote hai ... doosre joh bewakoof banaye jaate hai

Men are of two types ... one who are born foolish ... and second who can be fooled

Nagin

Reena Roy

Men•Comedy
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# 3209

Oye mere dry fruiton, oye mere kaju, oye mere badam ... oye jhappi de de yaar, oye pappi de de yaar

Oh my dry fruit, oh my cashew, oh my almond ... give me a hug, give me a kiss

Hum Tum Shabana

Satish Kaushik

Food & Drinks•Comedy
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# 3210

Mere ghar mein kaun nagina hai kaun kamina hai?

In my house who is a diamond and who is a scoundrel?

Hum Tum Shabana

Satish Kaushik

House•Comedy
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# 3211

Nasha sharaab mein nahi hota bewakoof ... varna paimaane nachte

Alcohol doesn't have intoxication in it you fool ... or else the glass would have been dancing

Ek Nazar

Sudhir

Food & Drinks•Comedy
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# 3212

Maine kab kaha ki main Ram hoon ... arre main toh common hoon, sare aam hoon

When did I say that I'm Ram ... I'm a common man in the middle of everything

Shaadi Se Pehle

Akshaye Khanna

Comedy
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# 3213

Dialogue delivery karna na bachche ke delivery jitna hi mushkil hai ... bejaan kirdaar mein jaan dalni padti hai

Delivering a dialogue is as hard as doing the delivery of a child ... you have to put life in a lifeless role

Maan Gaye Mughall-e-Azam

Paresh Rawal

Comedy•Life
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# 3214

Badle badle mere sarkar nazar aate hai ... aur mujhko barbaadi ke aasaar nazar aate hai

My love looks very different ... and I see the symptoms of destruction

Blackmail

Shatrughan Sinha

Shayari•Comedy
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# 3215

Joh alag dikhta hai ... wahi aaj kal bikta hai

The one who looks different ... nowadays only he sells

Love Ke Liye Kuch Bhi Karega

Snehal Dabi

Comedy
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# 3216

Aadmi chahe jitna bhi teda ho ... arthi sabki seedhi hi nikalti hai

No matter how twisted a person is ... everyones funeral goes in a straight procession

Dhartiputra

Danny Denzongpa

Comedy
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# 3217

Duniya mein hajaam aur doctor hi aaise hote hai ... jinke haathon mein ustra hone ke bawajood bhi ... haskar log unke samne gardan jhuka dete hai

In this world a barber and a doctor are two such people ... who inspite of having a knife in their hand ... people bow down their head in front of them laughingly

Dhartiputra

Danny Denzongpa

Comedy
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# 3218

Aap log kaun hai, kyun hai, kahan se aaye hai, kyun aaye hai, kisse milna hai, kyun milna hai ... agar is waqt nahi aate toh kya bighad jaata?

Who are you guys, why are you, where have you come from, why have you come here, whom do you want to meet, why do you want to meet ... what would have happened if you didn't come at this time?

Bhoot Bungla

Unknown

Comedy•Time
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# 3219

Tum mard zaat ke naam pe ek dhabba ho ... dhabba toh kya dhabba ke abba ho

It is a shame to call you a man ... infact you are the father of shamelessness

Hadh Kar Di Aapne

Rani Mukherjee

Men•Comedy
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# 3220

Karele jaisi soorat aur jalebi ke sapne

Your face is like bitter melon and you dream for sweets

Ghulam Begam Badshah

Moushumi Chatterjee

Food & Drinks•Comedy
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