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# 3201
Hi kar rahi hai, main haaye haaye kar raha hoon ... dhuan uda rahi hai, main dhuan ban raha hoon
She's saying hi, and I'm saying oh my ... she's blowing smoke, and I'm turning into smoke

Charlie Kay Chakkar Mein

Unknown

Shayari•Comedy
0
# 3202
Tum apne baap ko hi khanjar dikha rahe ho kanjar ... ek laafa denge aur zindagi kar denge banjar
You're showing a knife to your father, you loser ... I'll give you one tight slap and ruin your life

Guddu Ki Gun

Kunal Khemu

Shayari•Comedy
0
# 3203
Ek baar joh maine commitment kar di ... toh phir main doosri commitment leta hoon aur uske baad teesri ... kya hai na ki aadmi kabhi kabhi pehli commitment bhool jaata hai
Once I make a commitment ... then I make a second commitment and then after that a third one ... since sometimes a person forgets his first commitment

Guddu Ki Gun

Unknown

Comedy
0
# 3204
Lambi hai taangein, mast hai chaal ... Brahmi Amla Kesh Tel ke lambe lambe baal ... gaal hai laal, ladki hai malamaal ... uff, uspe uske goggle ki mazboot hai dhaal
Long legs, gorgeous walking style ... long hair that uses Brahmi Amla Kesh Oil ... red cheeks, rich girl ... oh my, on top of that these stylish goggles

Pyaasa (2002)

Unknown

Comedy
0
# 3205
Sabke saamne apahij hone ka raag ... aur asal mein bhaag Milkha bhaag
You pretend to be crippled in front of everyone ... and in reality you run like Milkha Singh

Mastizaade

Tusshar Kapoor

Comedy
0
# 3206
Na hui sard dil ki lagi ... barf mein bhi laga ke dekh liya ... itna sher garam tha ... magar barf mein daal ke thanda kar diya
The love of my heart didn't go cold ... I even tried to put it in ice ... the poem was so warm and nice ... but by putting it in the ice you made it cold

Milap

Johnny Walker

Shayari•Comedy
0
# 3207
Yaar ki mehfil mein kab ki patt chuki gandheriyan ... jhadoo lekar aaye hai shayad uthane bediyan
The sugarcanes have been chopped off for the party ... may be he has come to pick up the left overs

Sunghursh

Deven Verma

Shayari•Food & Drinks•Comedy
0
# 3208
Baba ki godh mein ghus ja tel laga ke ... bhootni ke chale aate hai taang uthake yahan pe
Apply oil and sit in Baba's lap ... crazy people come here lifting their leg up

Bumper Draw

Zakir Hussain

Comedy•Shayari
0
# 3209
Dono jahaan teri mohabbat mein haarke ... woh chal diya bechara baithakke maar maarke
He lost both the worlds in your love ... the poor guy died doing squats

Kaun Apna Kaun Paraya

Johnny Walker

Shayari•Comedy
0
# 3210
Lover ko pareshan karna Hindustani nariyon ki adayen hoti hai
It is in the style of Indian women to trouble their lovers

Chaand Kaa Tukdaa

Anupam Kher

Women•Comedy
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# 3211
Kyun ki mera colour black hai, kaleja black hai aur uske andar ka khoon bhi black hai ... is liye main tujhe blackmail kar raha hoon
Because my (skin) colour is black, my heart is black and the blood inside it is also black ... that's why I'm blackmailing you

Gola Barood

Sadashiv Amrapurkar

Rowdyism•Comedy
0
# 3212
Kitni door pahunch gaye sir!
Sir you've come so far ahead!

Appu Raja

Unknown

Comedy
0
# 3213
Chand ki thandak bhi hai, ishq ki garmi bhi hai, farsh ki sakti bhi hai, jism ki narmi bhi hai ... thodi besharmi bhi hai
There is chill from the moon, there is heat from love, there is hardness from the floor, there is softness from a body ... and there is a little bit of shamelessness as well

Bond 303

Deven Verma

Romance•Comedy
0
# 3214
Kis bedardi se ujhada hai mera chaman ... ab main kahan bechunga dal sabzi aur mutton
With great brutality you have destroyed my garden ... now where will I sell vegetable lentil and mutton

Khoj

Satish Shah

Shayari•Food & Drinks•Comedy
0
# 3215
Pagalpan bahut khatarnak bimari hoti hai ... jisse ho jaye uske liye bhi aur auron ke liye bhi
Becoming mad is a very dangerous illness ... for the one who goes through it and for others as well

Khoj

Naseeruddin Shah

Comedy
0
# 3216
Kyun be mere pote, ek number ke khote ... bhare din joh hote, toh aaisi musibat mein phaskar kabhi na rote
My grandson you're a false person of top quality ... had you spent your days properly then you wouldn't be crying being stuck in this problem

Joroo Ka Ghulam

Rajesh Khanna

Comedy
Play Video
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# 3217
Yun toh bhuj chuka hai tumhare husn ka hookah ... aare ek hum hai joh gudh-gudhaye jaate hai
The hookah of your beautiful body is however blown off ... but I'm still the one who is blowing it

Deewana Mujh Sa Nahin

Satyendra Kapoor

Shayari•Comedy
0
# 3218
Door se main aap nazar aata hoon ... zara paas aa jaon toh baap nazar aata hoon ... aur bhi paas aa jaon toh phir potato chaap nazar aata hoon ... aur agar bilkul paas aa jaon toh phir chup-chap nazar aata hoon
From far I look respectful ... when I come slightly closer then I look like a father ... and if I come even more closer then I look like a patty of potato ... and if I come absolutely close then I look very silent

Pyasi Sham

Om Prakash

Comedy•Shayari•Food & Drinks
0
# 3219
Public mereku Cherry Blossom Kalia ke naam se bulati ... tereko malum kyun? ... kyun ki mera dil boot polish se bhi kala
People call me by the name of Cherry Blossom Kalia ... do you know why? ... because my heart is more black than boot polish

Bombay Boys

Nagesh Bhonsle

Comedy
0
# 3220
Bollywood makes Hollywood look like film school ... you love to hate it ... hate to love it
Bollywood makes Hollywood look like film school ... you love to hate it ... hate to love it

Bombay Boys

Unknown

Comedy
0
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Chaalbaaz
 Gori Zara Hans De Tu
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