Joh log aaish karte hai woh ash ban jaate hai

Sau saal yehi dialogue natakon aur filmon mein pitt raha hai ... lekin jab bhi bola gaya hai, hit raha hai

Uthade parda, dikha de jalwa ... boondi ke ladoo, gajar ka halwa

Aapka suputra bahut samajhdar hai ... yeh maana ki teekhi dhaar hai, magar zara dildar hai

Inhe aaisa kadva aadmi hai ki agar ganderi khake thukenga ... toh uspe makkhi bhi nahi behethengi

Agar khul gaya yeh bhed ... toh aapki izzat mein ho jayega chhed

Baatein karodo ki aur dakshina kaudiyo ki

Hum toh daal ke pateele hai ... jisne pyar se karchi ghumai bas ussi ke ho liye

Radio bhi badal badalkar record bajata hai ... lekin tum wahi ek record bajaogi

South Indian se south Indian mile, kar kar lambe haath ... mera band baja diya, patang de di kisi aur ke haath

Woh mooch hi kya jisse phera na jaye ... aur woh husn hi kya jisse cheda na jaye

Is age mein tumhare hormones bubblegum ki tarah phootte rehte hai ... jaise iske pimples phootte rehte hai

Bina qazi ke kar liya raazi ... tauba tauba, yeh aapki jaldbaazi

Begam tum hi toh mere Tansen ka tambura ho na ... joh har waqt mere dil mein bajta rehta hai

Main usko pencil ki tarah cheel daloonga ... uske tukde tukde kar daloonga ... uske tukde kutton ko khilaonga aur kutte billiyon ko khila daloonga

Aye toh ho late ... lekin ho aap great

Langoor ki dumm par angoor ki bail ... khatam ho gaya is moti ka khel

Ring fasi toh ladki fasi

Main toh aakhi zindagi samajhdari ki baat karte rehta hoon ... magar afsoos ki baat yeh hai ki pehli martaba meri samajhdari ki baat aapki samajhdari ki pitaari mein utari hai ... samajhe ki nahi?

Zindagi murdajali ka naam hai ... zinda dil kya khaak jeete hai