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# 3181
Achi chal rahi hai teri ghar grihasti ... mat kar grand masti

Your married life is going well ... so don't get into any naughty stuff

# 3182
Naukri nahi milti bas, varna do time khana khane ki fursat nahi hai

It's just that I'm not getting a job, otherwise I wouldn't even have the time to eat twice a day

# 3183
Haaye, nazar toh barood hai bilkul ... sach kehta hoon yehi nazar meri chitta par daal dena ... bagair lakdi ke bhasm

Ah, your gaze is pure gunpowder ... to be honest, place this gaze upon my pyre ... and I will turn to ashes without any wood

# 3184
Khabardaar, agar koi bhi apni jagah se hila toh goliyon se aisa challi karenge, aisa challi karenge ... ki ang-ang se Karva Chauth ka chand nazar aayega, woh bhi chota chota

Beware, if anyone moves from their place then I'll shoot them with so many bullets ... that tiny little Karva Chauth moon will be visible through every part of their body

# 3185
Dawai ek do kam aaye toh marenge nahi ... lekin daru barabar lana, nahi toh bachenge nahi

If the medicine is a bit less, I won't die ... but make sure you bring the liquor properly, otherwise I won't survive

# 3186
Tata aur Bata ko kabhi ghata nahi hua

Tata and Bata have never faced a loss

# 3187
Pehle huyi ladai, phir laathi se unki aisi ki dhulai ... ki sabko nani yaad aayi

First there was an argument, then they were beaten with a stick so badly ... that everyone was reminded of their grandmother

# 3188
Ya habibi ... tu marega kabhi bhi

My beloved ... you will die any time

# 3189
Main bura toh hoon par bahut nahi ... thoda acha bhi hoon

I'm bad, but not a lot ... I'm slightly good as well

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# 3190
Bacha toh pyar ki tarah hota hai ... karna nahi chahiye, ho jana chahiye ... toh itna zor se pyar karo ki bacha khud-ba-khud ho jaye

A baby is just like love ... you don't have to make it, it should just happen ... so make so much love that a baby should be born automatically

# 3191
Aadmi na life mein do hi cheezon se fresh hota hai ... ek potty karke, doosra party karke

Only two things in life can freshen up a person ... one is potty, and second is party

# 3192
Mohabbat ka chewing gum mat phulao ... phatenga toh apne munh pe hi laafa aayenga

Don't blow-up the chewing gum of love ... if it pops then it'll be a slap on your face itself

# 3193
Aap jaisi ladki ka haath lagna matlab ... ek kilo doodh mein se dus kilo paneer ka nikalna

When a girl like you touches with her hand ... then it's like, one kilo of milk turning into ten kilos of cottage cheese

# 3194
Hum Punjabiyon ke paas aur hai hi kya ... ek emotions, ek paneer

We Punjabi's have nothing but ... emotions and cottage cheese

# 3195
Gobar deto ho aur expect karte ho cake samajhke kha loon

You give me cow dung and you expect me to eat it like cake

# 3196
Woh doodh hai toh main khatta nimbu ... phatt ke na zindagi ka paneer ban gaya hai

She's like milk and I'm like sour lemon ... together our life has exploded and turned into cottage cheese

# 3197
Jab jawan ladki pyar mein jaan deti hai ... toh chudail ban jaati hai

When a young girl sacrifices her life for love ... then she turns into a witch

# 3198
Badhon ka yarana karane ke liye ... choton ka pyarana bahut zaroori hai

To create friendship between the elders ... it's important to get the youngsters to be in love

# 3199
Murkhon ke mohalle mein sayano ka jhopda ... kahan se chalaye is duniya mein samajhdhari ka rokda

Smart people have a hut in the colony of fools ... how can I use the currency of sense in this world

# 3200
Aa gaya superstar aur maina ... ab hoga melodrama, hai na?

Here comes the superstar and his love bird ... now there'll be melodrama, isn't it?

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