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# 3181

Tata aur Bata ko kabhi ghata nahi hua


Tata and Bata have never faced a loss

# 3182

Pehle huyi ladai, phir laathi se unki aisi ki dhulai ... ki sabko nani yaad aayi


First there was an argument, then they were beaten with a stick so badly ... that everyone was reminded of their grandmother

# 3183

Ya habibi ... tu marega kabhi bhi


My beloved ... you will die any time

# 3184

Main bura toh hoon par bahut nahi ... thoda acha bhi hoon


I'm bad, but not a lot ... I'm slightly good as well

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# 3185

Bacha toh pyar ki tarah hota hai ... karna nahi chahiye, ho jana chahiye ... toh itna zor se pyar karo ki bacha khud-ba-khud ho jaye


A baby is just like love ... you don't have to make it, it should just happen ... so make so much love that a baby should be born automatically

# 3186

Aadmi na life mein do hi cheezon se fresh hota hai ... ek potty karke, doosra party karke


Only two things in life can freshen up a person ... one is potty, and second is party

# 3187

Mohabbat ka chewing gum mat phulao ... phatenga toh apne munh pe hi laafa aayenga


Don't blow-up the chewing gum of love ... if it pops then it'll be a slap on your face itself

# 3188

Aap jaisi ladki ka haath lagna matlab ... ek kilo doodh mein se dus kilo paneer ka nikalna


When a girl like you touches with her hand ... then it's like, one kilo of milk turning into ten kilos of cottage cheese

# 3189

Hum Punjabiyon ke paas aur hai hi kya ... ek emotions, ek paneer


We Punjabi's have nothing but ... emotions and cottage cheese

# 3190

Gobar deto ho aur expect karte ho cake samajhke kha loon


You give me cow dung and you expect me to eat it like cake

# 3191

Woh doodh hai toh main khatta nimbu ... phatt ke na zindagi ka paneer ban gaya hai


She's like milk and I'm like sour lemon ... together our life has exploded and turned into cottage cheese

# 3192

Jab jawan ladki pyar mein jaan deti hai ... toh chudail ban jaati hai


When a young girl sacrifices her life for love ... then she turns into a witch

# 3193

Badhon ka yarana karane ke liye ... choton ka pyarana bahut zaroori hai


To create friendship between the elders ... it's important to get the youngsters to be in love

# 3194

Murkhon ke mohalle mein sayano ka jhopda ... kahan se chalaye is duniya mein samajhdhari ka rokda


Smart people have a hut in the colony of fools ... how can I use the currency of sense in this world

# 3195

Aa gaya superstar aur maina ... ab hoga melodrama, hai na?


Here comes the superstar and his love bird ... now there'll be melodrama, isn't it?

# 3196

Hi kar rahi hai, main haaye haaye kar raha hoon ... dhuan uda rahi hai, main dhuan ban raha hoon


She's saying hi, and I'm saying oh my ... she's blowing smoke, and I'm turning into smoke

# 3197

Tum apne baap ko hi khanjar dikha rahe ho kanjar ... ek laafa denge aur zindagi kar denge banjar


You're showing a knife to your father, you loser ... I'll give you one tight slap and ruin your life

# 3198

Ek baar joh maine commitment kar di ... toh phir main doosri commitment leta hoon aur uske baad teesri ... kya hai na ki aadmi kabhi kabhi pehli commitment bhool jaata hai


Once I make a commitment ... then I make a second commitment and then after that a third one ... since sometimes a person forgets his first commitment

# 3199

Lambi hai taangein, mast hai chaal ... Brahmi Amla Kesh Tel ke lambe lambe baal ... gaal hai laal, ladki hai malamaal ... uff, uspe uske goggle ki mazboot hai dhaal


Long legs, gorgeous walking style ... long hair that uses Brahmi Amla Kesh Oil ... red cheeks, rich girl ... oh my, on top of that these stylish goggles

# 3200

Sabke saamne apahij hone ka raag ... aur asal mein bhaag Milkha bhaag


You pretend to be crippled in front of everyone ... and in reality you run like Milkha Singh

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