Woh mera landlord hai ... insaan ko land se lord ke paas pahunchta hai

Filmy keeday ne isse bachpan mein hi kaat liya tha ... woh keeda kab sulemani keeda ban gaya, kisi ko pata hi nahi chala

Mujhe meri talwar do aur meri dhaal do ... aur iska mooh kala karke isse yahan se nikaal do

Joh log aaish karte hai woh ash ban jaate hai

Sau saal yehi dialogue natakon aur filmon mein pitt raha hai ... lekin jab bhi bola gaya hai, hit raha hai

Uthade parda, dikha de jalwa ... boondi ke ladoo, gajar ka halwa

Hazaaron ladkiyan hamare ghar ke bahar ghaslet ki line ki tarah hum mein pati banane ke chakkar mein khadi rehti hai ... aur tum hum mein pati banane ke bajaye vanaspati banana chahti ho

Aapka suputra bahut samajhdar hai ... yeh maana ki teekhi dhaar hai, magar zara dildar hai

Inhe aaisa kadva aadmi hai ki agar ganderi khake thukenga ... toh uspe makkhi bhi nahi behethengi

Agar khul gaya yeh bhed ... toh aapki izzat mein ho jayega chhed

Baatein karodo ki aur dakshina kaudiyo ki

Hum toh daal ke pateele hai ... jisne pyar se karchi ghumai bas ussi ke ho liye

Radio bhi badal badalkar record bajata hai ... lekin tum wahi ek record bajaogi

South Indian se south Indian mile, kar kar lambe haath ... mera band baja diya, patang de di kisi aur ke haath

Woh mooch hi kya jisse phera na jaye ... aur woh husn hi kya jisse cheda na jaye

Is age mein tumhare hormones bubblegum ki tarah phootte rehte hai ... jaise iske pimples phootte rehte hai

Bina qazi ke kar liya raazi ... tauba tauba, yeh aapki jaldbaazi

Begam tum hi toh mere Tansen ka tambura ho na ... joh har waqt mere dil mein bajta rehta hai

Kisi ke sar par tel ki handi phoote ... magar kisi ki kismat na phoote

Main usko pencil ki tarah cheel daloonga ... uske tukde tukde kar daloonga ... uske tukde kutton ko khilaonga aur kutte billiyon ko khila daloonga