Tata aur Bata ko kabhi ghata nahi hua

Pehle huyi ladai, phir laathi se unki aisi ki dhulai ... ki sabko nani yaad aayi

Ya habibi ... tu marega kabhi bhi

Main bura toh hoon par bahut nahi ... thoda acha bhi hoon

Bacha toh pyar ki tarah hota hai ... karna nahi chahiye, ho jana chahiye ... toh itna zor se pyar karo ki bacha khud-ba-khud ho jaye

Aadmi na life mein do hi cheezon se fresh hota hai ... ek potty karke, doosra party karke

Mohabbat ka chewing gum mat phulao ... phatenga toh apne munh pe hi laafa aayenga

Aap jaisi ladki ka haath lagna matlab ... ek kilo doodh mein se dus kilo paneer ka nikalna

Hum Punjabiyon ke paas aur hai hi kya ... ek emotions, ek paneer

Gobar deto ho aur expect karte ho cake samajhke kha loon

Woh doodh hai toh main khatta nimbu ... phatt ke na zindagi ka paneer ban gaya hai

Jab jawan ladki pyar mein jaan deti hai ... toh chudail ban jaati hai

Badhon ka yarana karane ke liye ... choton ka pyarana bahut zaroori hai

Murkhon ke mohalle mein sayano ka jhopda ... kahan se chalaye is duniya mein samajhdhari ka rokda

Aa gaya superstar aur maina ... ab hoga melodrama, hai na?

Hi kar rahi hai, main haaye haaye kar raha hoon ... dhuan uda rahi hai, main dhuan ban raha hoon

Tum apne baap ko hi khanjar dikha rahe ho kanjar ... ek laafa denge aur zindagi kar denge banjar

Ek baar joh maine commitment kar di ... toh phir main doosri commitment leta hoon aur uske baad teesri ... kya hai na ki aadmi kabhi kabhi pehli commitment bhool jaata hai

Lambi hai taangein, mast hai chaal ... Brahmi Amla Kesh Tel ke lambe lambe baal ... gaal hai laal, ladki hai malamaal ... uff, uspe uske goggle ki mazboot hai dhaal

Sabke saamne apahij hone ka raag ... aur asal mein bhaag Milkha bhaag