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# 3181

Tata aur Bata ko kabhi ghata nahi hua

Tata and Bata have never faced a loss

Kora Kagaz

Deven Verma

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# 3182

Pehle huyi ladai, phir laathi se unki aisi ki dhulai ... ki sabko nani yaad aayi

First there was an argument, then they were beaten with a stick so badly ... that everyone was reminded of their grandmother

Jai Santoshi Maa

Bharat Bhushan

Action•Comedy
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# 3183

Ya habibi ... tu marega kabhi bhi

My beloved ... you will die any time

Badass Ravikumar

Johnny Lever

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# 3184

Main bura toh hoon par bahut nahi ... thoda acha bhi hoon

I'm bad, but not a lot ... I'm slightly good as well

Roja

Unknown

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# 3185

Bacha toh pyar ki tarah hota hai ... karna nahi chahiye, ho jana chahiye ... toh itna zor se pyar karo ki bacha khud-ba-khud ho jaye

A baby is just like love ... you don't have to make it, it should just happen ... so make so much love that a baby should be born automatically

Shehzada

Kartik Aaryan

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# 3186

Aadmi na life mein do hi cheezon se fresh hota hai ... ek potty karke, doosra party karke

Only two things in life can freshen up a person ... one is potty, and second is party

Jugjugg Jeeyo

Manish Paul

Life•Comedy
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# 3187

Mohabbat ka chewing gum mat phulao ... phatenga toh apne munh pe hi laafa aayenga

Don't blow-up the chewing gum of love ... if it pops then it'll be a slap on your face itself

Toofaan

Unknown

Comedy•Food & Drinks
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# 3188

Aap jaisi ladki ka haath lagna matlab ... ek kilo doodh mein se dus kilo paneer ka nikalna

When a girl like you touches with her hand ... then it's like, one kilo of milk turning into ten kilos of cottage cheese

Suraj Pe Mangal Bhari

Diljit Dosanjh

Food & Drinks•Comedy
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# 3189

Hum Punjabiyon ke paas aur hai hi kya ... ek emotions, ek paneer

We Punjabi's have nothing but ... emotions and cottage cheese

Ginny Weds Sunny

Unknown

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# 3190

Gobar deto ho aur expect karte ho cake samajhke kha loon

You give me cow dung and you expect me to eat it like cake

Ginny Weds Sunny

Yami Gautam

Food & Drinks•Comedy
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# 3191

Woh doodh hai toh main khatta nimbu ... phatt ke na zindagi ka paneer ban gaya hai

She's like milk and I'm like sour lemon ... together our life has exploded and turned into cottage cheese

Ginny Weds Sunny

Unknown

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# 3192

Jab jawan ladki pyar mein jaan deti hai ... toh chudail ban jaati hai

When a young girl sacrifices her life for love ... then she turns into a witch

Direct Ishq

Unknown

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# 3193

Badhon ka yarana karane ke liye ... choton ka pyarana bahut zaroori hai

To create friendship between the elders ... it's important to get the youngsters to be in love

Zamaana Deewana

Anupam Kher

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# 3194

Murkhon ke mohalle mein sayano ka jhopda ... kahan se chalaye is duniya mein samajhdhari ka rokda

Smart people have a hut in the colony of fools ... how can I use the currency of sense in this world

Global Baba

Sanjay Mishra

Shayari•Comedy
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# 3195

Aa gaya superstar aur maina ... ab hoga melodrama, hai na?

Here comes the superstar and his love bird ... now there'll be melodrama, isn't it?

Charlie Kay Chakkar Mein

Unknown

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# 3196

Hi kar rahi hai, main haaye haaye kar raha hoon ... dhuan uda rahi hai, main dhuan ban raha hoon

She's saying hi, and I'm saying oh my ... she's blowing smoke, and I'm turning into smoke

Charlie Kay Chakkar Mein

Unknown

Shayari•Comedy
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# 3197

Tum apne baap ko hi khanjar dikha rahe ho kanjar ... ek laafa denge aur zindagi kar denge banjar

You're showing a knife to your father, you loser ... I'll give you one tight slap and ruin your life

Guddu Ki Gun

Kunal Khemu

Shayari•Comedy
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# 3198

Ek baar joh maine commitment kar di ... toh phir main doosri commitment leta hoon aur uske baad teesri ... kya hai na ki aadmi kabhi kabhi pehli commitment bhool jaata hai

Once I make a commitment ... then I make a second commitment and then after that a third one ... since sometimes a person forgets his first commitment

Guddu Ki Gun

Unknown

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# 3199

Lambi hai taangein, mast hai chaal ... Brahmi Amla Kesh Tel ke lambe lambe baal ... gaal hai laal, ladki hai malamaal ... uff, uspe uske goggle ki mazboot hai dhaal

Long legs, gorgeous walking style ... long hair that uses Brahmi Amla Kesh Oil ... red cheeks, rich girl ... oh my, on top of that these stylish goggles

Pyaasa (2002)

Unknown

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# 3200

Sabke saamne apahij hone ka raag ... aur asal mein bhaag Milkha bhaag

You pretend to be crippled in front of everyone ... and in reality you run like Milkha Singh

Mastizaade

Tusshar Kapoor

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