Modi ek insaan nahi ... ek soch hai

Saala bench-todh!

Is line mein na saala yeh lifeline ekdum kat jaata hai

Todne se nahi ... dushmano ko jodne se taqat banti hai

Woh mujhe maarna chahta hai ... aur mujhe usse maarna padega

Udhne se pehle ... udha diye jaoge

Criminals ki haddiyan hi nahi ... unki himmat todhta hoon main

Joh desh ko chahte hai ... woh aur kuch nahi chahte

Tumne hamara balidaan dekha hai ... ab badla bhi dekhoge

Jab bhi hero ka sab kuch settle ho jata hai na ... tabhi saala villain log entry marta hai

Gaanv mein oow ... baasi pav ... what to do now!

Itne saare log aur itni kam akal

Aakha duniya ghum sakta hai boss ... lekin apun ka zabaan ghumega nahi

Har koi joh uski madad kare ya madad karne ki sooche bhi ... udhaa do

Lovingiri more danger than bhaigiri

Joking re ... sense of humorous

Meri biwi toh space mein ghumti us satellite ki tarah hai ... joh chaubeeso ghante mere sar par mandrati hai aur mujhpar nazar rakhti hai

Bhaag bhootni ke ... network mein aaya na toh line kaat daloonga!

Pehli baar sunne mein tera har idea bahut achcha lagta hai ... baad mein saala kachcha nikalta hai

Dilli mein raat ko ghumta hua har aadmi shikaari hota hai