Yeh bhailogy hai bhailogy ... bahut bhari subject hai aur apun iska master

Na mili koi beautiful chick ... toh chalega koi bhi Tom, Harry ya Dick

Tujhe dekh ke samajh mein aate hai saale ... ki saala gaali kaisi bane

Lovers ke beech mein ho gayi judaai ... kya phir aage mil payenge, tumhi dekho bhai

Galat aadmi ko galat pehchana hoyenga apun life mein ... lekin sahi insaan ko sahi pehchanta hai apun

Abhe Pandu with a "G"

Aye bubblegum ... ek hulki doonga na ... phat jayegi

Ladki aur kadki ... Meet ka baal bhi baanka nahi kar sakti

Ladkiyan aur din ... subah hote hi badalne chahiye

Jab aisi taisi hoti hai ... toh taisi aisi ho jaati hai

Tu gandi baatein badi achchi karta hai

Logon ke din aate hai ... meri raat aayi

Dal fry ho yah biryani, ghar ka khana changa ... bahar khane jaoge, toh ho jayega panga

Saale ghadhe ... ministeron ki najayaz aulad

Aapke recline hote hi, kuch incline ho gaya

Itihaas gawah hai ... jab bhi shaadi-shuda mard ka biwi se focus hata hai ... sausage katta hai

Sundar biwi hone ka yehi nuksaan hai ... pehle saanson mein basao ... phir apna hi dum ghutao