Hey you bubblegum ... if I scare you once ... then you'll be shocked

My wife is like a roaming satellite in the space ... who keeps circling on my head 24 hours and keeps a watch on me

If you don't get a beautiful chick ... then you will take any Tom, Harry or Dick

Girl and poverty ... can't affect Meet at all

Hey you a**hole

This is the science of rowdyism ... it's a very tough subject and I am a master in it

Your idea sounds very good when we hear it for the first time ... but then our underwears come out

Girls and date ... should be changed every morning

In Delhi every man roaming in the night is a hunter

When you get screwed ... then you do get screwed

You talk dirty things very nicely

People have good days ... I had a good night

Be it lentil soup or biryani, home made food is great ... if you go to eat out, then there will be a problem

Bloody potholes ... illegitimate children of the ministers