Yeh biwiyan mangalsutra pehente hi Kamasutra kyun bhool jati hai

Abhe tera pichwada hai yah Vijayawada?

Khel chahe koi bhi ho ... jeetna aana chahiye

Tumse aadhe second ki bhi doori mujhe aadha kar deti hai

Zindagi mein kabhi jeet hai toh kabhi haar ... lekin agar hum koshish karne se pehle hi haar maan le ... toh hum mein pata kaise chalega ki hum haarne waale the ya phir shayad jeetne waale

Jab se tu father India bana hai ... tab se doston ki life se Mr. India ho gaya hai

Aao doston tumhe sunao ek aaisi kahani ... joh karde anhoni ko honi ... jis mein raja ko milti hai rani ... aur budhe ko apni jawani

Joh decision ek minute mein nahi hota ... woh decision hi nahi hota

Hindustan aatank se nahi ... aatank Hindustan se darega

In do minute ke liye toh main do janamon tak bhi intezaar kar sakta hoon

Logon ko thoda marne do ... aur zyada darne do

Ab tak joh khoon is company ko banane mein laga na ... wohi khoon is company ko barbaad karne mein lagega

Darr ko badla mein badal jaane ke liye ... waqt nahi lagta

Inke liye ek pariwar hi Hindustan hai ... aur mere liye Hindustan hi mera pariwar hai

Shaadi ke saath na sirf engagement ring aur wedding ring aate hai ... balki ek aur ring bhi aata hai ... suffering

Jeetne ka maza tab aata hai jab sab aapke haarne ki umeed karte hai

Tu insaan nahi, junglee sand hai ... junglee sand nahi, gahde ki g*nd hai

Seedhe log hamesha tedhe hi dikhte hai

Haath mein ghoda hone se goli nahi chalti ... jigra chahiye

Joh na kar paye bandook ki goli ... woh kar jaye bas ek meethi boli