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Husband & Wife
Husband & Wife

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# 101

India Pakistan mein biwi shohar ke bare mein agar itna jaante honge, toh phir woh biwi shohar nahi honge ... Karan aur Johar honge


In India and Pakistan if a husband and wife know a lot about each other, then they must not be husband and wife ... they must be Karan and Johar

# 102

Dono ne ek achcha sa mahurat nikaal ke ... shubh talaak lene ka tay kiya


Both of them found an auspicious moment ... and decided to get divorced

# 103

Mardon aur husbands ki height kitni bhi ho ... unka ego sau foot ka hai


No matter how tall men or husbands are ... their ego is always a hundred feet high

# 104

Ek aurat ke liye uske pati ke pyar ke bina duniya ki tamaam daulat, saare sukh ke samaan ... us bejaan kagaz ke phool ki tarah hote hai ... jin mein banavati rang toh hote hai lekin zindagi ki khushboo nahi hoti


For a woman all the wealth and all the luxuries of the world, without her husband ... are like those lifeless paper flowers ... which have artificial colours in them but not the fragrance of life

# 105

Bharatiya naari ke jeevan mein talaak ya divorce nahi hota ... usse toh apne pati se sirf maut hi alag kar sakti hai ... divorce nahi


There is no divorce in the life of an Indian woman ... only death can separate her from her husband ... and not divorce

# 106

Shaadi shuda zindagi ki buniyad hai ... pati aur patni ka ek doosre par atal vishvas


The foundation of a married life is ... the strong trust of a husband and wife on each other

# 107

Agar koi mard kisi doosri aurat ko nahi dekhta hai toh phir woh dikhava kar raha hai ... ya phir uski biwi usse yeh dikhava karne par majboor kar rahi hai


If a man doesn't look at another woman then he is pretending ... or else his wife is compelling him to pretend that way

# 108

Pati woh hota hai jise patni parmeshwar samajhkar poojti hai ... ek kamzor aur besahara aurat par zulm karne waala pati nahi ... rakshas kehlata hai


A husband is someone whom a wife worships as god ... and a person who does injustice on a weak and helpless woman is not called a husband ... but he is called a devil

# 109

Katghare mein khada yeh aadmi ek aaisa pati hai ... jiska bas chalta toh shaadi ke din apne patni ko mangalsutra ka dhaaga nahi, Kamasutra ki copy deta ... joh chahta hai ki har subah uski patni Ramayan ka paath nahi, vatsyayan ka paath pade


This person standing in the paling is such a husband ... who if had the control then he would have given his wife a copy of the Kamasutra on their wedding day, and not a wedding necklace ... who wishes that his wife reads a lesson of erotica every morning, and not a lesson of Ramayana

# 110

Aurat apne pati mein ek achcha insaan dhoondti hai ... joh usse pyar de sake, usse samajh sake, marte dum tak uska saath nibha sake


A woman searches for a good man within her husband ... the one who loves her, understands her, and stays with her until she lives

# 111

Shaadi ke baad duniya ki har ladki nazar aati hai ... biwi dikhai nahi deti hai


After marriage you can see every girl of this world ... but you just can't see your wife

# 112

A-jhi sunte ho? ... Munna ke pitaji


Are you listening? ... Munna's dad

# 113

Tera control panel teri biwi ke haath mein hai na ... mera abhi bhi mere hi haath mein hai


Your control panel is in the hands of your wife ... mine is still in my hands

# 114

Pati ek bank balance hota hai, ek tijori hota hai ... jis mein se paise nikaal nikaalkar gehne banwao, sareeyan khareedo, mauj karo mauj ... lekin unka dil rakhne ke liye kabhi unka sar dabao, kabhi unke pair dabao ... haala ki dil toh karta hai ki unka gala dabao, taaki jhanjhat hi khatam


A husband is like a bank balance, like a vault ... from which you remove money and make jewellery, buys sarees, and have fun ... but to keep their heart sometimes we have to massage their head, their legs ... when we wish that we could simply press their neck, so that the problem is over once and for all

# 115

Agar ek biwi chali gayi toh doosri biwi mil sakti hai ... chattees saas sasure mil sakte hai ... magar ek sacha dost nahi mil sakta hai


If a wife leaves then you can get another one ... you can get 36 in-laws ... but you can't find a true friend

# 116

Bada pyara hai pyare yeh ladki ka chakkar ... nahi mili toh shayar, mil gayi toh shohar


Running behind a girl is a lovely thing ... you become a poet if you don't achieve her, or you become a husband if you achieve her

# 117

Pehli baar jana ki chudi bhari kalaiyon ka matlab suhaag hota hai ... pehli baar jana ki subah ghar se nikle mard ke lautte kadamo ki aahat sunane ki koshish ko intezar kehte hai ... pehli baar jana ki biwi kehlane se hi aurat ke jism mein rooh padti hai


For the first time I understood that a wrist full of bangles means to be married ... for the first time I understood that trying to listen to the footsteps of a man returning back home is called as waiting ... for the first time I understood that only when a woman is called a wife, a soul enters her body

# 118

Naye pati patni jahan bhi akele ho ... usse apna bedroom bana lete hai


Wherever a recently married husband and wife are alone ... they make their bedroom out there

# 119

Agar sharifon ki betiyon ke liye pati ka ghar puja ka mandir hai ... toh tawaifon ki betiyon ke liye toh pati ka ghar na jaane kitne mandiron ki pujaon ka phal hai


If for the daughters of honest people their husbands house is a temple for worship ... then for the daughters of prostitutes their husbands house is a fruit from many a prayers from many a temples

# 120

Vadi vadi country ke andar chotiyan chotiyan dressan paake ... te puppiyan, te jhappiyan maarke rijha le apne pati nu


In big big countries wear small small dresses ... kiss, hug and please your husband

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