A drunk guy is a liability and a drunk girlfriend is an asset

A drunk guy is a liability and a drunk girlfriend is an asset

Bharatiya naari ke jeevan mein talaak ya divorce nahi hota ... usse toh apne pati se sirf maut hi alag kar sakti hai ... divorce nahi

There is no divorce in the life of an Indian woman ... only death can separate her from her husband ... and not divorce

Aurat woh haseen paheli hai jisse samajhne ke liye insaan baar baar galati karta hai ... magar phir bhi samajh nahi paata

A woman is that beautiful riddle which a man tries to solve and makes a mistake multiple times ... but still he is not able to solve it

Nau mahine pet mein rakhne se koi aurat maa nahi ban jaati ... kya tumne ek maa ki tarah kabhi isse apna doodh pilaya, kabhi apni baahon mein jhulaya, kabhi seene se lagakar pyar kiya ... nahi ... jab tumne maa ka kartavya nahi nibhaya toh tum mein maa kehlane ka koi adhikar nahi

A woman doesn't become a mother just by carrying (a baby) for 9 months in her belly ... have you ever fed her milk like a mother does, have you ever rocked her in your arms, have you ever held her close to you and loved her ... no ... since you didn't fulfill the duties of a mother hence you have no right to be called as a mother

Nari gyan maha gyan hai ... iske bina sare gyan adhoore reh jaate hai ... is liye har mard ko chahiye ki is gyan ka poora poora adhyaan kare

A woman is knowledge, major knowledge ... without her all other knowledges remain incomplete ... that's why every man should study about this knowledge completely

Jab jab auraton ki aankhon se aasoon bahe hai ... mardon ka khoon khaula hai

Whenever the eyes of women have shed tears ... then the blood of men has boiled

Yeh joh auratein hoti hai na, yeh internet ke virus ki tarah hoti hai ... pehle to mard ki life mein enter hoti hai ... phir uske dil aur dimaag ko scan karke ... uski sari khushiyan, uski sari azaadi, uske sare bank balance apne account mein transfer kar leti hai ... aur badle mein mard ke account mein kya download karti hai ... (kya?) ... tension, tadap, ghutan, bechaini, jhik-jhik, bachche ... aur uske chehre ki smile ko delete karke usse hamesha hamesha ke liye hang karke chali jaati hai

Women are like the virus from the internet ... first they enter a man's life ... then after scanning his heart and mind ... the transfer all his happiness, all his freedom, all his bank balance into their account ... and instead of that do you know what do they download in the man's account ... (what?) ... tension, yearning, suffocation, restlessness, fussiness, kids ... and then they leave deleting the smile from his face and hanging him forever

Jab aurat baazi khelti hai toh uske haath mein jitne patte hote hai na ... utne hi uski aasteen mein

When a woman plays a game then the number of cards she has in her hand ... she has that many up her sleeve as well

Shaadi ke baad duniya ki har ladki nazar aati hai ... biwi dikhai nahi deti hai

After marriage you can see every girl of this world ... but you just can't see your wife

Bhagwan bahut acha hai tu, naari kya cheez banayi hai ... isko koi samajh na paya hai, sab duniya chakkar khayi hai ... arre yeh chakkar hi toh sab kuch hai, baki toh aata jaata hai ... woh yowan chullu mein layi, yeh ullu sher sunata hai ... is beautiful manzar ke aage kiska bas chal pata hai

God you are very good, you've made a wonderful thing called woman ... the whole world is swirling since no one has understood her ... and this swirling is everything, rest all comes and goes ... she brought her youth in her hollowed palm, and this fool was singing a poem ... no one has control in front of this scene

Ladki zindagi mein sirf do baar ghar chhodkar jaati hai ... ek baar jab apne maa baap ke ghar se uski doli jaati hai ... doosri baar apne pati ke ghar uski arthi uthti hai

A girl leaves her house only twice in her life ... first when her palanquin leaves from her parents house ... and second when her funeral leaves from her husbands house

Tu bharatiya naari hai ... thaan le toh sab pe bhaari hai

You're an Indian woman ... and when you decide to do something, then you're the greatest of all

Jab kisi bewakoof ko poorna aanshik roop se kisi laundiya ke prem mein duboya jaata hai ... toh ladki ki maangein ladkon ke jeb ke bhaar se dugni ho jaati hai

When you drown a fool completely in the love for a girl ... then the wants of the girl grows to double in weight than the guy's pocket

Hindustani nariyan joh hoti hai chikni machliyon ki tarah hoti hai ... haath se phisal jaati hai

Indian women are like slippery fishes ... they slip from the hands

Maal hai aur malamaal bhi hai!

She is gorgeous and rich as well!

Aurat ke aanchal mein kutumb ki, desh ki, insaan ki aabroo hoti hai

The honour of a family, a country, a person lies in the scarf of a woman

Duniya mein har aurat ek bikau maal hai ... woh chahe toh ghar mein bikke, chahe bazar mein ... kabhi woh paise ke liye bikti hai, kabhi ghar grahasti ke liye ... kahin woh khud bikti hai apni marzi se, kahin woh bech dali jaati hai

In this world every woman is there to be sold ... she either sells in the house or in the market ... sometimes she is sold for money and sometimes for household duties ... somewhere she sells herself at her own wish and somewhere she is sold

Pehli baar jana ki chudi bhari kalaiyon ka matlab suhaag hota hai ... pehli baar jana ki subah ghar se nikle mard ke lautte kadamo ki aahat sunane ki koshish ko intezar kehte hai ... pehli baar jana ki biwi kehlane se hi aurat ke jism mein rooh padti hai

For the first time I understood that a wrist full of bangles means to be married ... for the first time I understood that trying to listen to the footsteps of a man returning back home is called as waiting ... for the first time I understood that only when a woman is called a wife, a soul enters her body

Aurat jab tak mard se prem karti hai tab tak hi sehti hai ... aur jab nafrat karti hai toh Chandika banti hai

A woman tolerates everything till she loves a man ... and when she hates him then she turns into goddess Chandika

Mard tab tak hi mard hota hai jab tak aurat usse mard samajhti hai

A man is a man only until a woman considers him to be a man