Main dikhta ek insaan hoon par hoon ek machine

I look like a human but I am a machine

Chacha Chaudhary ka dimaag computer se tezz chale hai ... par tera dimaag Chacha Chaudhary se bhi zyada tezz chale hai

The mind of Chacha Chaudhary runs faster than a computer ... but your mind runs faster than that of Chacha Chaudhary

Tere body ki dish purani hai ... par channel tanne jawani waale chahiye

The dish of your body is old ... but you want channels of the young generation on it

Physics bolta hai ... two negatives make one positive ... economics bhi bolta hai ... akele mein loss karne se behtar hai, profit sharing karlo ... aur moral science bhi bolta hai ... united we stand and divided we fall ... history mein bhi kaha hai ... gore log India se tab bhaage jab hum log ek the

Physics says that ... two negatives make one positive ... economics says that ... better than taking a loss all by yourself, is to share the profit ... moral science says that ... united we stand and divided we fall ... and even history says that ... the British left India only when we became one

Cellphone patni ke jaise hai ... na ho toh chale nahi aur hai toh khush nahi

A cellphone is like a wife ... you can't live without one and you're not happy when you have one

Dil ka door bada hona chahiye ... windows toh computer mein bhi hai

The door of the heart must be big ... since even computers have windows

Love wave ka signal pakad, receiver utha, aankrede ghuma ... uske dil ki ghanti bajhegi dekhna

Catch the signal of the wave of love, pick up the receiver, turn the numbers ... and it will ring a bell in her heart

Life koi keyboard ka shortcut nahi hai ... isse Google nahi ... experience kiya jaata hai

Life is not a keyboard shortcut ... don't Google it ... experience it

Chahe pani ho ya patthar, Facebook ho ya Twitter ... kuch bhi nahi tere pyar se badhkar ... soochta hoon aksar, soochta hoon aksar

Be it water or a stone, be it Facebook or Twitter ... nothing is bigger than your love ... I think about that often, I think about that often

Aaisa gayab kar doonga ki Google.com bhi tumhe dhoond na payega

I will make you disappear such that even Google.com won't be able to find you

Itna bhari software download karoge ... toh in sab ki hard disk crash ho jayegi

If you download such a heavy software ... then all their hard disk will crash

SMS generation ... char liney zyada kya bol di lecture lagne lagta hai

SMS generation ... it looks like a lecture if you say more than four lines

Panch minute ke liye agar kisi ka bhi phone mil jaaye ... toh uski zaat, paat, aukaat sab pata chal jaati hai

If you get hold of someone's phone even for five minutes ... then you can come to know everything about them

Kehte hai har saat saal mein insaan ke body cells badal jaate hai ... iska matlab insaan poora ka poora naya ho jaata hai ... lekin kabhi kabhi insaan ko badalne mein kuch din hi kaafi hote hai

It's said that the human body cells change every 7 years ... which means that a person changes completely ... but sometimes only a few days are enough for a person to change

Science ka har ek naya experiment, har ek naya tajurba ... ek chamatkar hota hai

Every new experiment, every new experience of science ... is a miracle

Chand biwiyan drawing room mein pade hue us TV ki tarah hoti hai ... unko jab on karo purana program chal raha hota hai ... tum toh internet ho ... jab on karta hoon, ek nayi site dikhai deti hai

Few wives are like the TV sitting in the drawing room ... whenever you turn them on they are playing some old program ... but you're the internet ... whenever I turn you on, I see a new site

Woh obviously computer aur mobile jaanti hai, par roz mannat maangti hai ... kaam mein zimmedar hai, par sabse pehle pariwar hai ... woh sajhti bhi hai, savarti bhi hai, aankhen tezz taraar hai ... par uski muskaan uska sabse bada shringar hai ... honestly I tell you surat bhi hai, khoobsurat bhi hai ... woh Gorakhpur ki Geeta toh hai, par pal bhar mein Bombay ki bombshell bhi ban sakti hai

She obviously knows computer and mobile, but still she wishes everyday ... she is responsible in her work, but still family comes first ... she even dresses up, she even adorns, and has sharp eyes ... but her smile is her biggest enrichment ... honestly I tell you she also has a good face and she is also beautiful ... she is Geeta from Gorakhpur, but in a moment she can become a bombshell of Bombay

Hamare haath wahan tak pahunchte hai ... jahan aaj tak science bhi nahi pahunch pai

My hands can reach those places ... where not even science has reached till date

Isse toh software or underwear ka bhi farak pata nahi

He doesn't even know the difference between software and underwear

Baki sab ke liye Google hai

For everything else there is Google