I will make such a game ... in which a villain never loses

The dish of your body is old ... but you want channels of the young generation on it

The mind of Chacha Chaudhary runs faster than a computer ... but your mind runs faster than that of Chacha Chaudhary

The door of the heart must be big ... since even computers have windows

Physics says that ... two negatives make one positive ... economics says that ... better than taking a loss all by yourself, is to share the profit ... moral science says that ... united we stand and divided we fall ... and even history says that ... the British left India only when we became one

A cellphone is like a wife ... you can't live without one and you're not happy when you have one

Catch the signal of the wave of love, pick up the receiver, turn the numbers ... and it will ring a bell in her heart

Life is not a keyboard shortcut ... don't Google it ... experience it

Be it water or a stone, be it Facebook or Twitter ... nothing is bigger than your love ... I think about that often, I think about that often

If you get hold of someone's phone even for five minutes ... then you can come to know everything about them

If you download such a heavy software ... then all their hard disk will crash

I will make you disappear such that even Google.com won't be able to find you

It's said that the human body cells change every 7 years ... which means that a person changes completely ... but sometimes only a few days are enough for a person to change

SMS generation ... it looks like a lecture if you say more than four lines

Every new experiment, every new experience of science ... is a miracle

Few wives are like the TV sitting in the drawing room ... whenever you turn them on they are playing some old program ... but you're the internet ... whenever I turn you on, I see a new site

Whatever I say, I will say the truth ... whether you are close or far, I will stay in touch ... I will email you, I will fax you ... and I will send you a SMS and make you feel relaxed

My hands can reach those places ... where not even science has reached till date

In love there is chemistry and in sex there is physics

In today's age machines have not advanced, humans have advanced ... till today humans have made machines ... a machine has never made a human