Main aaisa game banaonga ... jis mein villain kabhi nahin harega
Shahrukh Khan
Tere body ki dish purani hai ... par channel tanne jawani waale chahiye
Salman Khan
Chacha Chaudhary ka dimaag computer se tezz chale hai ... par tera dimaag Chacha Chaudhary se bhi zyada tezz chale hai
Sunny Deol
Physics bolta hai ... two negatives make one positive ... economics bhi bolta hai ... akele mein loss karne se behtar hai, profit sharing karlo ... aur moral science bhi bolta hai ... united we stand and divided we fall ... history mein bhi kaha hai ... gore log India se tab bhaage jab hum log ek the
Prabhu Deva
Dil ka door bada hona chahiye ... windows toh computer mein bhi hai
Boman Irani
Love wave ka signal pakad, receiver utha, aankrede ghuma ... uske dil ki ghanti bajhegi dekhna
Vrajesh Hirjee
Cellphone patni ke jaise hai ... na ho toh chale nahi aur hai toh khush nahi
Unknown
Life koi keyboard ka shortcut nahi hai ... isse Google nahi ... experience kiya jaata hai
Lillete Dubey
Chahe pani ho ya patthar, Facebook ho ya Twitter ... kuch bhi nahi tere pyar se badhkar ... soochta hoon aksar, soochta hoon aksar
Omi Vaidya
Aaisa gayab kar doonga ki Google.com bhi tumhe dhoond na payega
Itna bhari software download karoge ... toh in sab ki hard disk crash ho jayegi
Panch minute ke liye agar kisi ka bhi phone mil jaaye ... toh uski zaat, paat, aukaat sab pata chal jaati hai
Kehte hai har saat saal mein insaan ke body cells badal jaate hai ... iska matlab insaan poora ka poora naya ho jaata hai ... lekin kabhi kabhi insaan ko badalne mein kuch din hi kaafi hote hai
Science ka har ek naya experiment, har ek naya tajurba ... ek chamatkar hota hai
Manoj Kumar
SMS generation ... char liney zyada kya bol di lecture lagne lagta hai
Anupam Kher
Hamare haath wahan tak pahunchte hai ... jahan aaj tak science bhi nahi pahunch pai
Amrish Puri
Chand biwiyan drawing room mein pade hue us TV ki tarah hoti hai ... unko jab on karo purana program chal raha hota hai ... tum toh internet ho ... jab on karta hoon, ek nayi site dikhai deti hai
Govinda
Pyar mein chemistry hoti hai aur sex mein physics
Shahbaz Khan
Joh bhi kahoonga, sach main kahoonga ... tu paas ho ya door, par touch mein rahoonga ... email bhi karoonga, fax bhi karoonga ... tujhe SMS bhejke relax main karoonga
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